>> Monday, December 31, 2007
Wishing You A Very Happy New Year!
Showing newest 59 of 68 posts from December 2007. Show older posts
Showing newest 59 of 68 posts from December 2007. Show older posts
Misha Barton Publicity Drive Part 2
These are the first candid photos of Misha since her arrest for DUI last week. Full hair and make up. Check. Cute animals. Check. Product placement (Keds). Check. Looking all forlorn and remorseful. Check.
Lindsay Lohan Doing What She Does Best
Lindsay Lohan was in Capri getting an award for her non existent career. Desperate for publicity, and just plain desperate, Lindsay was on the prowl for company. This is what she dug up...
Poor thing must have a vag the size of Texas. The sad thing is Lindsay Lohan is only 21 years old. Seriously 21! Look at her. The only 21 year old's I know who look that old and haggard, have been working the street corner since 16. Oh... I see... well that explains everything doesn't it?
Still SMH.
Poor thing must have a vag the size of Texas. The sad thing is Lindsay Lohan is only 21 years old. Seriously 21! Look at her. The only 21 year old's I know who look that old and haggard, have been working the street corner since 16. Oh... I see... well that explains everything doesn't it? Still SMH.
Busted
>> Thursday, December 27, 2007
So back in the eighties and nineties when a celebrity needed publicity after a long career drought, they got arrested or went to rehab. Fast forward a decade and these young bitches are showing folks how it's done! No tabloid coverage for a week, fail a breathalyzer. Misha Barton, whose popularity I never understood, was pulled over early this morning around 2:45 AM as she was driving in West Hollywood. Cops say she "was seen straddling two lanes of traffic and failed to signal when making a turn." When deputies pulled her over, they determined that she "was an unlicensed driver and was driving while under the influence of an alcoholic beverage." This is the best thing to happen to Misha since she left the O.C.! Seriously what has she been up to? Keds, who wears Keds? Now she'll be back in the tabloids again. Well played Misha, well played!
Engaged!
Josh Duhamel proposed to Fergie over the holidays. Fergie better rush to the alter quick! That face can't hold much longer.
Eating for Two?
Word on the newsstand is that Jennifer Aniston is pregnant. I for one pray that she is. See, like most of you, I will not pay money to see a Jennifer Aniston movie, which means Malibu Jenny can't sell movie tickets. What she can sell is tabloids though, and lately the "lonely Jennifer" "Will Jennifer find Love?" stories are getting repetitive and trite. So bring in the illegitimate child angle, along with photo exclusives and a tell-all interview. Hell, if little Shiloh is worth $4million, Jennifer's bastard got to be worth at least $2million. Momma's got a mortgage to cover!! Jennifer does look a little "thick" in these photos. If she's not pregnant then she's eating away the loneliness and sadness. FOOD IS NOT LOVE JENNIFER. Trust me, I figured that one out the hard way 70 pounds ago.
Who's The Daddy?!
>> Wednesday, December 26, 2007
If your a fan of the blog Crazy Days and Nights, Jamie-Lynn pregnancy is not really a shock. The "Entertainment Lawyer" who writes the blog, wrote the following blind item on Friday, October 5th, 2007:
I don't even know how you define what list someone is when they are on some ensemble show watched by teens and pre-teens, so go with the above, and make her a female. Make her pregnant which is causing the producers to have a heart attack because they really don't need anymore scandals. But wait, there's more. One of the producers who is old enough to be her grandfather shouldn't be having a heart attack because of shock, because he is the one who knocked her up. New boyfriends are being lined up as we speak.Now Star Magazine is going after Jamie-Lynn, and questioning the paternity and due date of the latest Spears spawn. Folks in the Spears camp claim the father of Jamie-Lynn's baby is not Casey but some Nickelodeon Executive. Not to be outdone, Us Weekly is weighing in, blaming Momma Spears for the mess her daughters are in.
The moral of these stories? OK Magazine pays more for a celebrity exclusive, but you run the risk of pissing off Star Magazine's Bonnie Fuller and Us Weekly's Janice Min. I hope Lynne Spears thinks it was worth it. Photo Source: Popbytes
NY Daily News Gatecrasher Blind Item
Don't shoot the messenger Which nanny for an A-list NYC showbiz couple, each of whom is famous, is sharing her suspicions that the husband is having an affair? Gossip Wrap-Up Guess: Gwenth Paltrow and Chris Martin or Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Boderick?
Read more...New York Post's Page Six Blind Item
Just Asking? WHICH former madam is a raging meth-head? The leading procurer for rich billionaires takes drugs daily and is becoming increasingly erratic, pals say . . . Gossip Wrap-Up Guess: Heidi Fleiss WHICH wild child daughter of an Internet billionaire has major problems? The lady-loving gal has been to rehab twice and still doesn't show any sign of slowing down . . . Gossip Wrap-Up Guess: Courtenay Semel (Lindsay Lohan's new roommate) and daughter of Yahoo! CEO Terry Semel WHICH married director is not so discreet about his affair with a hot young Australian starlet? His wife of 30 years has no clue — but she's got to be used to it by now. Gossip Wrap-Up Guess: Francis Ford Coppola
Read more...Maya Panache -Blind Item
Panache Report Blind Item: "Man Eater"
This black female celebrity has hit the ground running. She's a man-eater and there is no shame in her game. She doesn't even care if the man she's after is married, All that matters: If he can be helpful to her career. She is ruthless, cunning and manipulative. It's all about her and she's going to get hers no matter what! When a man proves to be no longer helpful to her dreams and aspirations, he's kicked to the curb without hesitation. She operates by the motto: "Use them and lose them, get what you need and move on." A few weeks ago, rumors were circulating that she had a famous new boyfriend, this is a publicity stunt worked up by her publicist. Whispers indicate, that this is an elaborate smokescreen because she has her sights set on a black married celebrity. He's ignored her advances thus far but she is determined to have an affair with him because she thinks he can be helpful to her career and she thinks he's the finest man she's ever seen. She's developing a bad reputation (early on) due to her overly aggressive and immoral behavior. Who is she? Who is the famous smokescreen boyfriend? Who is the married black male celebrity? Hint: She's not an actress
Gossip Wrap Up Guess: Victoria Secret Model Selita Banks. Prior to her "engagement" to Nick Cannon, she dated a entertainment manager who was married when they first met. She has since moved on to a tennis pro.
Janet Charlton's Hollywood Whodunit -Blind Item
>> Friday, December 21, 2007
This celebrity endured a long and painful divorce. She was heartbroken for months and it took a long time to recover. She was always close to her mother and welcomed her advice. Suddenly one day for no apparent reason she cut all ties with her mom and never wanted to see her again. Why? Insiders say our famous person suspects her mother of having an affair with her ex-husband! Now she despises them both.
Gossip Wrap-Up Guess: Britney Spears and Lynne Spears, but I don't believe Lynne would go there, it's all in Britney's head.
Maya Panache -Blind Item
Panache Report Blind Item "R&B Beatdown"
Few people know, this man's compulsion to beat women is nearly uncontrollable. Although his juvenile records are sealed, it's always been rumored that he started beating girlfriends in high school. When he pursued a career in singing, the victims changed but the beatings never stopped. As reported before, when he first started out, a girlfriend loaned him money. When he received his first royalty check, instead of paying her back, he took her shopping, when she protested, she got beat so severely, she had to be hospitalized. Due to his rumored connections with the black underworld during this time, the girlfriend received a hospital visit from two men who threatened her life if she filed charges. This incident would be covered up. This singer also did a collaboration with a racy one-hit female singer. It was rumored that they hooked up, after one encounter, she told friends that during sex, he became so rough and violent that she decided to end their budding romance and friendship. He likes to tell his boys, "It's only one way to tell if a "b**ch is truly yours, whoop her ass! If she don't haul ass after the first beatdown, she's yours forever!" His career declined but the violence seemed to increase. He began beating women with objects. One former victim said, "It's as if he gets turned on by the sight of blood, he is determined to draw blood and right after a beating, he wants to have sex. "This man has had financial difficulty over the years. His manager once booked an overseas tour but due to delinquent child support payments, he was unable to leave the country. He has become very bitter and due to his reputation, it has become harder and harder for him to find a date with women in Hollywood.
Fighting Words
>> Thursday, December 20, 2007
Katie Holmes has some interesting things to say about her stepchildren. In a new interview with Parade magazine, Katie Holmes reveals that Tom Cruise’s adopted children call her “Mom.” “His first two children are incredible, really smart and kind,” Katie says. “They call me ‘Mom.’” This comes a month after Nicole admitted that Connor, 12, and Isabella (who turns 15 on Saturday) call her by her first name. "My kids don't call me Mommy, they don't even call me Mom,” the ‘The Golden Compass’ star told U.K. TV show GMTV in November. “They call me Nicole, which I hate and tell them off for it." These kids have no freaking loyalty. So each time Tom brings home a new "wife" these kids switch allegiance? Nicole needs to pick up a belt and show them who their real mommy is. Not that I'm sure the kids are even alive. They haven't been seen since Suri's Vanity Fair unveiling. Maybe Tom and Katie left them in the woods after the photo shoot. Poor things.
Texas Hates Her Too
You have to wonder what kind of curse Nick Lachey put on Jessica Simpson following the divorce. She can't sell records, she can sell movie tickets and she can't find love. Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Terrell Owens wants Jessica Simpson to stay far away from future games after her quarterback boyfriend Tony Romo's nightmarish performance that led to Sunday's 10-6 loss to the Eagles. "Right now [she's] not a fan favorite - in this locker room or in Texas Stadium," Owens fumed. Jessica, a native of Texas, has even earned the wrath of many Cowboys' fans, who've been sounding off on the subject on sports-talk radio and blogs ever since the disappointing matchup. Owens warns that he has "a message for her when we make the playoffs. Just stay tuned." I've been saying for months now that Jessica needs to pack it in and return home to Texas, but now it looks like she not wanted there either.
The Morning After
>> Wednesday, December 19, 2007
The news is barely 12 hours old, and the debate over Jamie-Lynn's teenage pregnancy is on. I am surprised and dismayed by some of the comments. At the end of the day, she made a difficult choice, I think the privacy of an abortion would have been the easier route here, and clearly she thought of that too.
I cannot imagine what it would be like to be the younger sibling of a superstar, especially if you wanted some of the fame for yourself. Vying for attention from mom and dad, while the "paycheck" runs around the globe must do wonders to your self-esteem. Even Ashlee Simpson, who for a period seemed to outshine big sister Jessica, complained about feeling invisible growing up. Teenage pregnancy is not a rare event, even amongst celebrities. Beyoncé's little sister Solange was pregnant at 17. But the Knowles ever protective of the family image arranged for a quick (pre pregnancy announcement) marriage and later the divorce. Should the Spears have taken that route?
What I find troubling is the need for the tell-all interview. At some particular point Lynne Spears has to realize that exploiting your family is not going to help things. I'm sure OK Magazine paid handsomely for the exclusive, and the Spears probably thought "well people are going to talk anyways." But this is a time when an official statement should have been enough. I don't believe anyone is responsible for this but Jamie-Lynn and her boyfriend, adult choices lead to adult consequences, but I pray she is serious when she says she wants to move back to Louisiana to have a normal family life. Hopefully it's not too late.
NY Daily News Gatecrasher Blind Item
Don't Shoot the Messenger Which diva songstress, as much a legend for her attitude as her pipes, demanded that an L.A. hair salon close for her on a busy Saturday, only to cancel the appointment?
Gossip Wrap-Up Guess: Sounds like Mariah, but doesn't she usually do her hair in house?
Maya Panache -Blind Item
PANACHE REPORT BLIND ITEM: "MATERIAL GIRL"
Despite being wealthy, she's dated famous rich men and non-famous rich men. She's a material girl who enjoys private jets, shopping sprees and overseas travels. Her closet is filled with designer wear, including: Manolo Blahnik's and Jimmy Choo's. Back in the day, she was the hottest black women in her field. She was overjoyed when a superstar sportsman (very rich) contacted her for a date. He took her to dinner, they returned to her place and had sex. The next day, after he left, she called her girls and said, "I've just snagged the most eligible most sought after bachelor in the world." Little did she know, she was nothing more than a sex fantasy played out in his mind. He slept with her for male ego purposes only. Another name to cross off his list. Actually, she was the only black woman on his list because he has always preferred white women. Within the next few days, she called him numerous times, he refused to take her calls. She even tried calling his agent-who refused to patch her through. Later that day, the same agent left her a message, if you continue to try and get in contact with my client, despite your celebrity, we will have the police and/or his security force intervene on his behalf. She was heartbroken and couldn't face her friends for a long time. Hint: The sportsman is no longer single and the woman is not an actress.
Gossip Wrap-Up Guess: Naomi Campbell and Tiger Woods
Lord Have Mercy! Jamie-Lynn Pregnant!
>> Tuesday, December 18, 2007
I wouldn't want to be Lynne Spears right now. She's batting 0 for 3 on the kiddy front. Just when we all thought that Britney would be the biggest gossip scandal of the year, her little sister Jamie-Lynn drops the “mother lode”. 16 and pregnant! Oh and she's keeping it. I'm trying to see the light on this one. Say something positive, but "well she could have had abortion" isn't working for me. God forgive for me saying it, but I'm sure a lot of people in the Spears camp were praying for an abortion. 16 isn't a world record or anything, but given her older brothers drug problems in the past, Britney's very existence right now, a baby won't be "something positive for the family to focus on". I'm sure Jamie-Lynn will be a better parent than Britney, at least publicly, but wow. This kid has got balls though. Either that or she just wants to get out of her Nickelodeon contract...but a baby is a little extreme don't cha think?
NY Daily News Gatecrasher Blind Item
Don't Shoot the Messenger Which "reality" starlet wanted $3,000 to attend a recent L.A. charity event, but stayed home in her pear tree when told she couldn't be paid because it was a benefit?
Gossip Wrap-Up Guess: either Heidi Montag or Lauren Conrad, whomever the pear reference applies to (sorry I don't watch the show).
Correction Audrina Patridge -see I really don't watch The Hills.
Coverin' It -January 2008 Edition
Uma Thurman/Harper's Bazaar
Kate Hudson/Vogue
Jennifer Garner (and her expanding lips)/Elle Canada 
Hilary Swank/W Magazine 
Rihanna/UK FHM 
Rihanna/UK FHM 
Joe Simpson is Slow -But He Learns.
Following on the footsteps of 'Blonde Ambition', another Jessica Simpson movie is heading straight to your local Blockbuster. The Simpson's have accepted that 'Major Movie Star' will not be a comedy blockbuster at the theatre. What's worse Joe Simpson has finally realized that movie stardom won't be in Jessica's future. “‘Major Movie Star’ isn’t financed by a big studio, it’s financed by [Papa Joe Productions], her father’s production company. He doesn’t have the kind of pull with Hollywood he needs save this film,” said one source, who hinted that Jessica’s daddy even tried to get “Major Movie Star” into the Sundance Film Festival. “Even Joe has realized it’s not worth funneling all this money into her acting projects. He decided when it comes to movies, he’s not going to spend another penny.” Smart move there Papa Joe. But the fact that you financed 'Major Movie Star', after seeing the dailies on 'Blonde Ambition' speaks volumes. But the spending cuts at Papa Joe Productions don't end there. Among the first luxuries to go: photo shoots. “One of Jessica’s shoots can cost upwards of $50,000 to $60,000,” said one person who’s been involved with her shoots in the past. “The movie poster for ‘Blonde Ambition’ is an outtake from her ‘Public Affair’ album shoot, and take a look at the ‘Major Movie Star’ poster — it’s not hard to tell that is actually her GQ cover.” I'm actually embarrassed for her with this poster. Seriously, reusing a photo from a major national magazine? It's a bit like wearing the same gown to the Golden Globes and Oscars. Poor thing. "She really needs her new album to do well,” said the source. “Otherwise, she’s going to have big career problems.” Are they kidding me, going to have big career problems? She's already there folks, this country album will be her comeback.
Lainey Gossip Blind Item "Trailer Visits"
Trailer Visits Married and mega successful, with several children, but how to account for the gay young things seen coming and going from his trailer during production of his next hit? They were not part of the crew and they were not there to work… at least not on the film. Word is, he is insatiable and needs variety. Rarely does the same boy visit twice. And rarely are the boys not well taken care of. Though they are not paid professionals, per se, but they are compensated for being pretty and bendy. This is apparently a requirement. All of them have been observed to share the same body type: lean and fresh with short hair and they look like they all “belong in a music video”. Satisfaction guaranteed on both sides. He gets his and they get trips, clothes, watches, iPods… like a gay holiday year round! Always tip well to avoid talkers, savvy?
Gossip Wrap-Up Guess: I immediately thought of Hugh Jackman but according to IMDB he's in pre-production of Wolverine, so I will keep looking. Stay tuned....
I don't think it's Will Smith, he may bat for both sides, but no way is a black actor bringing white boys to his trailer and the National Enquirer, Star, hell Mediatakeout, not getting a piece of that. America is not that progressive people.
Lainey Gossip -Blind Item "Holiday Detox"
Holiday Detox
(December 10, 2007) Some stars you look at with blinders on. She is for me one of those stars. But the glassy eyes are hard to excuse. And the thinnification too. Thinnification to get back to work and in her case assisted by good old cocaine which she apparently did in copious amounts on sets through summer and fall to stay alert and focused and un-hungry. Which is apparently always something she’s dabbled in, only before she was able to actually stop between gigs. This time however, even though she’s wrapped, she’s taken to taking it home, wreaking havoc in her family life and bringing on serious bouts of depression. After a particularly painful episode with a very young, very innocent witness, she finally went for help. The good news is she knows she needs to stop. And she has a supportive partner behind her. Word is, to avoid public scandal, she’s fighting the beast at home during the holidays under professional supervision. Wonderful news indeed.
Gossip Wrap-Up Blind Item Guess: This blind reminds me of a blind on Crazy Days and Nights a while back. But Lainey's blinds are usually obvious. This one is pretty devoid of clues, "supportive partner", "very young, very innocent witness", "the thinnification" -pretty much it, and if she did it on purpose then my worst fears have come true. I won't even say who I think it is. I REFUSE. I'd better be wrong.
Update: Okay, so half the Net thinks it's Angie too. But I've been scrolling through images of Ms. Jolie and (when she's not wearing sunglasses -blinders?) she doesn't look high. So how about Katie Holmes. Please God let it be Katie Holmes. Hell, I'll pay Lainey to say it's Katie Holmes.
Update 2: (December 11, 2007) I'm horrified to learn that Lainey Gossip has ruled out Kate Winslet, Gweneth Paltrow and Jennifer Gardner. She forgot to mention Angelina Jolie. Everyone please pray the Elaine FORGOT to rule out Angelina.
Update 3: (December 11, 2007) As part of my continued allegiance to denial, I'm throwing a new name into the Holiday Detox Blind, Uma Thurman. She definitely has been photographed lately with "pinned" pupils, and has lost a ton of weight. Her new boyfriend financier (and Elle MacPherson's Ex-husband) Arpad Busson has been rumored, even by Lainey Gossip, to have a problem with blow.
Update 4: (December 17, 2007) NOT ANGELINA JOLIE -Hallelujah! So I'm going with my other guess, UMA THURMAN.
Maya Panache -Blind Item
PANACHE REPORT BLIND ITEM -"BALLER-SHOT CALLER"
You are a moderately successful black female celebrity who is considered pretty by public and Hollywood standards. You have dated your share of professional ballers but the drama and womanizing became too much. Then, you decided to date outside the industry despite your friends asking, why are you dating civilians? Over time, that became tiring because you always had to pick up the tab or they became jealous and resentful of your success, especially when fans approached you for an autograph while making them feel invisible. Just before you decided to start dating industry men-again. A new man came into your life. Although he was not in the industry, he had his own stacks and he always picked up the tab. He didn't even seem bothered by your celebrity and success and he often sent you flowers and bling. You even rolled around in his $100,000 whip. You considered him the man of your dreams but unbeknownst to you, he was only dating you for status and he lied about his occupation, saying he was a successful import/export dealer. In reality, this man was a big time drug dealer and he wanted to impress his boys by dating a celebrity. Things were looking up until you were informed that he was a street baller and it was rumored-he was on the DL as well. You became devastated and horrified. After you confronted him and he didn't deny it, you became heartbroken. You would later find out that he got turned out in jail during a brief stint and that he's nicknamed "Omar," (behind his back), after the gay stickup kid on "The Wire." Hint: She's not a singer.
Gossip Wrap-Up Guess: I found this one late in the game, but I agree with the comments on Maya's forum, it sounds like Nia Long.
NY Daily News Gatecrasher Blind Item
Don't Shoot the Messenger Which desperate actress is being sniped about because she has full hair and makeup done before proceeding with charity work, such as serving lunches, to look good for the paparazzi?
Gossip Wrap-Up Guess: Teri Hatcher -who needs a better make-up artist.
New York Post's Page Six Blind Item
Just Asking?
WHICH fetching newscaster's bottom line is way in the black? Ladies who lunch noticed, as she exited Le Cirque in a pair of curve-hugging pants, that her asset management is over-leveraged . . .
WHICH showbiz couple had a secret split last year? When the gorgeous star caught her man in bed with her sister, he had to promise her a baby before she would get back with him . . .
Ted Casablancas The Awful Truth Blind Item
>> Friday, December 14, 2007
One Redux Doo-Doo Blind Vice
Celebs talkin’ trash on each other is nothing new in Tinseltown (just ask Paris and Lindsay), but when a big ol’ movie star disses his costar on set (behind her back, natch), that’s something else. But let’s back up. Seymour Slim-Bum first worked with Darlene Deviant a few years ago on a dramatic thriller. Both babes had somethin' goin' on and got props for their badass acting chops. The flick did very well at the box office and received accolades from critics and fans alike. So, it only made sense that, years later, these two good-looking honeys were both tapped to play in a flick again.
Now, this particular project was a little more romantic and a little less randy than their last turn together, but it smelled of box-office gold. It’s an adaptation of a rather popular property, and with Seymour and Dar attached, studio types figured they couldn’t go wrong. But then, some equally bright-minded execs also greenlighted the densely literary Love in the Time of Cholera, so what the ef do these suits know?
And then add not-necessarily translatable dynamics with a lotta nervous Nellie neurosis. See, recently when the flick was under way, Darlene-love started being very peculiar. She’d disappear into her trailer for hours at a time, with no explanation. No one was exactly sure what D2 was up to. Arguing with her hot-tempered partner, perhaps? D.D. and her man have had quite the tempestuous relationship, to say the least. Regardless of the reason, it was only a matter of time before SSB got fed up with his costar’s very regular disappearing act.
“That woman has problems,” he was overheard saying (many times) on set. And perhaps SSB’s newfound dislike for Darlene came across in the dailies or something, because now sources close to the hugely hyped project are saying it’s been shelved indefinitely. As for how this will affect both stars’ paychecks and reputations, guess we’ll have to wait and see.
And it ain't: Meg Ryan & Russell Crowe, Julia Roberts & Tom Hanks, Nicole Kidman & Tom Cruise
Gossip Wrap-Up Guess: Sounds like Diane Lane and Richard Gere, who will star in Warner Bros. Nights in Rodanthe, set to be released in June 2008.
New York Post's Page Six Blind Item
JUST ASKING WHICH jet-setting performer is stingy with the holiday cheer? The doormen and porters at her posh Central Park West building pad are left with empty pockets when it comes to Christmas tips . . . Gossip Wrap-Up Guess: No clue. Not enough clues -female performer living on Central Park West? WHICH legendary actor's wife recently sold their luxurious Manhattan condo to a couple who later found hidden closed-circuit cameras in the guest bedroom and guest bathroom during a gut renovation of the apartment? Gossip Wrap-Up Guess: Tony Randall's apartment was sold this year for $17.5 million. (Tony died last year)
Panache Report -Blind Item: "FROM RICHES TO RAGS"
>> Thursday, December 13, 2007
FROM RICHES TO RAGS
This black female celebrity grew up in a single parent home. Her mother was a junkie and often forced her assistance in tying a belt around her arm before she shot up. To makes matters worse, her mom would demand she (tie the belt) in front of friends. When she attended high school, she attracted all of the boys due to her good looks but she ignored them because she wanted to stay focused on her goal-she was going to be famous one day. She would immerse herself in Right-On magazine and made a vow to herself that she would one day grace their pages. When she told her friends of her aspirations, they often rolled their eyes and laughed in her face. She hooked up with a guy in Los Angeles, they both had dreams of fame and both would achieve their goals. He tried to be abusive towards her but she fought him back, hard. After they broke up, they continued to work together. He started dating women he could abuse. Her big break came when she released her solo effort which went platinum. Sadly, her attitude changed, she didn't have time for childhood friends and she purchased a big fancy home and often traveled overseas on shopping sprees. She also got involved with a famous married man, broke up his marriage, got pregnant on him and then dumped him. She has always been openly bi-sexual but the press ignored this part of her life due to her looks and feminine appearance. At a bay area concert, she even spoke of the problems she was having with a live-in girlfriend at the time. The audience thought she was joking. She was basically a one hit wonder and she would lose her home to foreclosure and her luxury car would be repossessed. Promoters have asked her to perform on old school tours, although she needs the money, her ego is so out of control, she refuses unless she is the headliner, which is impossible because she doesn't have enough hits to headline. When she does get gigs, she has a crackhead relative who acts as her manager. He tries to intimidate promoters by asking them to pay her entire fee up front, when the tactic doesn't work, they settle for half up front. Times must be really hard, because she performed three shows recently and wore the same outfit for each show and she was seen walking after each show, to a nearby hotel. She couldn't even afford a cab or a limo.
Hint: Very well known.
The Simpson Sisters are Bad for Musicians
Word on the street (whose street, I have no idea) is that the reason that Fall Out Boy was snubbed by the 2008 Grammys is because of bassist Pete Wentz girlfriend Ashlee Simpson. Spies close to the rock group fear lip-syncing Ashlee’s affiliation with Fall Out Boy has become bad for business.
"“Grammy voters are fed up with Ashlee after she was caught lip-syncing,” a pal of the band dishes to OK!. Spies close to the emo-rock group fear lip-synching Ashlee’s affiliation with Fall Out Boy has become bad for business, referring to the younger Simpson sister’s hilariously embarrassing October 2004 appearance on Saturday Night Live, when she was caught pretending to sing along to her own tune. And her relationship with Pete has definitely affected public opinion of the band.”
I think Pete needs to pull a John Mayer and drop her ass before it does more damage to the group. Hell someone should tell Dallas Cowboy fans that if their star quarterback is dating a Simpson sister there is no chance the team will relive their Superbowl glory. It's high time these two heffers go back to their first love Daddy, and get out of the public eye.
When Celebrities Have No Friends...
Forget the breast and butt implants, forget the "low rent" porn star look, because I suspect that's the look that both Coco and Ice T are going for, why I ask, WHY can't this bitch cut some bangs? You could hang a for sale sign on her forehead and still have room for a phone number. SMH.
But it is kind of nice that they found each other. Normally by her age, women like that are working a street corner.
Tony Parker Has Balls
Not a huge fan of Eva Longoria but I can't imagine what it would be like to be married to a man who picked up a mistress at his wedding. Model and skank Alexandra Paressant (pictured above) has revealed to X17Online that on September 29 she slept with Tony at the Park Hyatt hotel in Paris after weeks of exchanging steamy text messages .
"We had room service. He said that Eva sexually speaking does not want to do certain things. She do not want to make love in front of a mirror, does not like certain position and thinks that sperm gives acne, Alexandra told X17online." We can assume that Tony's a narcissist and that Alexandra likes "facials".
Alexandra claims she was introduced to Tony at his July 7th wedding by soccer star Thierry Henry.
Eva Longoria and Tony Parker are standing by their marriage "I love my wife," Parker said in a statement to PEOPLE. "She's the best thing in my life, and I have never been happier." Longoria, who took Parker's name this year after their July nuptials, added, "Tony has been nothing short of the perfect husband."
I didn't actually believe this story, but their denials or lack thereof, is troublesome. If the story is true, Tony must have the world's biggest cojones.
Some Women Are Just Dumb
>> Wednesday, December 12, 2007
In a K.Fed worthy move, Cash Warren has impregnated on and off again meal ticket Jessica Alba, her publicist has confirmed today. Congrats to Cash, he's in the money. A C-section is planned for late spring-early summer 2008.
Panache Report -Blind Item: "GROUPIE LOVE"
Groupie Love
This well known video director is a male slut behind the scenes. His male ego is so out of control, despite having a STD, he wants every industry beauty he sleeps with to have a baby by him and when the woman becomes pregnant-he brags about how virile he is to his boys. Groupies don't have to punch holes in condoms because our video director does it on the sly while he pretends to practice safe sex, which impresses the groupies. Unbeknownst to the public, this man has fathered at least 10 children we know of with just as many women. The majority of the women are at a loss for words when they become pregnant because they remember him using a condom. When one woman aborted his child, his ego was devastated and he blacklisted her video career. He has numerous baby mama drama from black, white and latino women on both coasts. He's had them all: Video girls, models, NFL/NBA groupies, playmates, etc., despite having a long-term live in girlfriend who politely looks the other way. Depending on who you believe, this man was either directly or indirectly involved in a scandal that broke early this year. The public was hoodwinked but the scam earned one of his honeys a lot of cash when she presented her sad story (which was a lie) to the public. This scandal was front page news on every urban site and made headlines in urban magazines. Our video director was "related" to this scandal in more ways than one.
Hints: It's not Hype Williams and he is extremely well known. Gossip Wrap-Up Guess: Benny Boom -I'd actually be shocked if it wasn't Benny. I've seen him in action and listened to his peers talk about him, he's lucky that most video girls aren't the smartest creatures.
NY Daily News Gatecrasher Blind Item
Don't Shoot the Messenger
Which perfectly lovely young star has an ugly assistant who is ruining her reputation in celebrity circles with her rude behavior and love of freebies?
Gossip Wrap-Up Guess: Emily Rossum
Random Shots -The Nia Vardalos Edition
>> Tuesday, December 11, 2007
Madonna's not the only one who's been "tweaking". Toronto native Nia Vardalos (My Big Fat Greek Wedding) out at the Charlie Wilson's War premiere last night. She looks great.
Old photo of Nia. 
The Re-Beautification of Madonna
Folks have their knickers in a knot because Madonna left her dermatologist office with two black eyes. No he didn't teach her a lesson, Madonna had some work done. Madonna's been "tweaking" her looks for years. Unlike many of her peers in Hollywood, Madonna has figured out that subtle plastic surgery looks much better. The woman is fifty years old. And let's face it, people are ruthless when it comes to aging celebrities.
Hollywood Ebola Strikes Again
She may not get credit, but she should. Paris Hilton has left her mark yet again. The latest victim? According to today's Page Six, none other than her producer Scott Storch. A Florida insider told Page Six Storch's credit cards were recently declined at a Miami club. "He's had to pay cash for everything," said the source. In 2006, Rolling Stone reported that Storch , who has worked with 50 Cent, Christina Aguilera and on diverse hit tracks including Terror Squad's "Lean Back' and Beyonce's "Baby Boy" was worth $70 million. But by August 2007, Forbes had that number down to $17 million.
Scott was once the biggest thing in the music industry, but both Christina Aguilera and Timberland put out "diss" tracks -Christina with F.U.S.S. (F&ck U Scott Storch) on Back to Basics and Timbo's number one single "Give It To Me". When Scott said that he and Paris were doing "amazing" things on her debut album he pretty much lost all credibility with me.
Random Shots
>> Monday, December 10, 2007
I never thought I'd think this, but God I wish I was Victoria Beckham.
I think Jenna Jameson needs to go back to porn. Porn stars never look this bad. 
Rumer Willis. You'd think by her looks would grow on me. Nope. Still hideous.
Teri Hatcher needs to put down the weights and pick up some food. 
When Celebrities Have No Friends...
You have to feel sorry for Solange Knowles. But if my sister was Beyonce, I KNOW I would do better than this. 
Maya Panache -Blind Item
BLIND ITEM: "PLAYA WITH A PASSPORT"
Myra wrote: This famous baller is juggling a wife and numerous girlfriends. Three years into his marriage, he paid his mistress $3 million dollars to abort his baby. This is the highest fee ever paid for an abortion by an athlete. This man has had so many women over the years that they were once assigned time slots instead of names: His assistant would alert him, 'sir, your 9-10 is here.' Allegedly, he got married for the wrong reasons. He tells friends that he felt obligated and the kids made him happy-not his wife. His true love is allegedly a Latino woman (who he called on the eve of his wedding). He wanted her to stay in his life as a mistress but she refused because her mother wouldn't approve of her dating a married man. He loves her because she has never asked him for money or gifts. This baller also has women overseas. Currently, he is romancing a woman in Italy. Before his marriage, he was always photographed with black girlfriends and his wife is black but all his domestic and overseas girlfriends on the low-are white. He rarely goes public with non-black women. Over the years, women have complained about his lovemaking. He is compatible with some and not with others. The complaints have gotten back to him and he tries to supplement the criticism by lavishing expensive gifts on women. Mainly, large sums of cash, expensive bling, houses and luxury cars. Hint: You don't have to follow sports to know who this superstar athlete is.
Gossip Wrap-Up Guess: This sounds like Shaq to me.
NY Daily News Gatecrasher Blind Item
Which fashionable fellow with a statuesque girlfriend was putting the moves on other young ladies in Miami last week? Perhaps there won't be a dynastic wedding after all.
Gossip Wrap-Up Guess: Russell Simmons and his new girlfriend Porshia
Daily Mirror's Wicked Whispers Blind Item
>> Sunday, December 9, 2007
Which odd-ball US reality TV star was ditched by his UK publicist after he bombarded with him with hundreds of phone calls a day demanding to know why he wasn't being written about... Gossip Wrap-Up Guess: Easy one, Liza's Ex David Guest.
Janet Charlton's Hollywood Whodunit
>> Friday, December 7, 2007
This successful and handsome bi-coastal actor has a beautiful model girlfriend in New York, but finds himself working in California most of the time. So they fly across the country to see each other whenever possible. He makes a big deal out of claiming to be faithful. But our guy likes to drink way too much and when he's boozed up he goes online looking for girls. He felt it was a harmless way to have fun without really cheating until he met a special girl online. She told him she would be in LA and he couldn't resist visiting her at her hotel. The model found out and she's CRUSHED. It's another romance ruptured by male internet fantasies.
Daily Mirror's Wicked Whispers Blind Item
Which smooth and finely toned Hollywood star had a secret gay affair during his drama school days?
Maya Panache -Blind Item
>> Thursday, December 6, 2007
BLIND ITEM: "GAME ON LOCK!"
Myra wrote: This material girl is very underestimated. She loves her Prada, Dolce Gabanna, Louie, Chanel and Versace. She favors the Paris shops over Rodeo drive. She knows how to attract money because she is pretty, cunning, conniving and manipulative. She doesn't date poor and her looks have come in handy on more than one occasion. Famous celebrity men are the biggest cheaters in the world and her boyfriend was no different but what few people know, she was creeping with an extremely wealthy black celebrity who only seems to date black women. Despite her looks, it's surprising she was his type. This woman has her "game" on lock because she was in a love triangle with two very rich men. Both men know each other but boyfriend was not aware of their relationship. When her boyfriend was out of town on entertainment business. Her other wealthy man sent limos to fetch her. She was then transported to a private airstrip where she boarded a private jet. When she arrived at his mansion, between sex, he took her shopping and on mini-vacations. When her boyfriend checked in via her cell, she always told him she was at home. She is no longer with her wealthy side dish, she got out just in time because he has herpes and is paying women off not to go public. No one knew of this bombshell relationship until now.
Hint it's not Kimora, not Beyonce, not Lebron James. The woman is black.
Gossip Wrap-Up Guess: "prefers Paris", "private jets". This screams Naomi Campbell to me. The boyfriend is the Dubai oil heir Badr Jafar, she was dating, and subsequently got arrested outside his home. Man on the side -Lewis Hamilton (race car driver) who had a girlfriend when the two first started hooking up.
UPDATE: it's not Naomi, Jamie Fox, Tyra, Gabrielle, Halle, Janet Jackson, or Angie Stone.
Panache bloggers seem to think it Kim Porter (Sean "Diddy" Combs ex), shocked anyone would fly this average looking chick around, but maybe it was the Diddy connection... stay tuned.
Ted Casablancas The Awful Truth Blind Item
One Dollar-a-Second Blind Vice
So funny. Last week, when we had Pricey Dicey in One Keep-On-Truckin' Blind Vice, out in the boonies, servicing truckers through a glory hole in a video arcade (this is no joke, really happened), teams of readers thought it was a certain actor. Well, it wasn’t. Nor will any guesses for this par-tick TV dude be included in next week’s elimination mailbag. That’s because he’ll, instead, be featured in this week’s baddie-boy Vice, too fun for the seen-it-all tum! Tubby Pay-Stub, interestingly enough, shares many a kinky quality with Pricey-poo. Both men are respected, popular and fairly largely talented performers on the small screen. Both dudes are not exactly what one would refer to as traditionally good-looking. These are men who don’t always get the girl. Doesn’t bother Pricey in the least, as the dude’s a total pooftah. But let’s just say it does bother Tubby-poo plenty. That’s why he sometimes purchases his companions. And TPS' currency factoid is amusing on a couple different levels. It’s no secret folks have, on occasion, raised a plucked eyebrow or two at Pay-Stub’s flashy-trashy choice of femme company. No one’s, uh, surprised, really to find out a few of these hons have been given mucho green to appear on TPS’ arm. And Tubby likes things that way. Why, you ask? 'Cause so many execs, stars and jokers all the way around in this town have done the same. Charlie Sheen, anyone? Tubby just adores how all this ersatz cutie-and-cleavage to-do makes him appear one of the butch boys, in the end. Because—and you haven’t been reading this missive very long if you haven’t guessed what’s coming round the boy-toy bend—the hooker sensibility helps keep folks' snoopin’ noggins off the fact that Tubby equally (not completely, like Pricey, above) loves doin’ the dirty with the guys, too. See, Tubby’s something truly rare in this town: an utter bisexual. He’ll sleep with anything. Actually, maybe that’s not so unusual, after all.
Gossip Wrap-Up Guess: Firstly, let it be known I had to read this thing 5 times, if someone on the net can come up with a Ted to English dictionary, I will forever be grateful. Anyways, my guess for this nonsense... I like Drew Carey for Pricey Dicey or Tubby Pay-Stub.
Coverin' It - January 2008 Edition
Hilary Duff/Cosmopolitan
Jennifer Lopez/Harper's Bazaar China 
Keira Knightley/Interview (hideous)
Blake Lively/Lucky
Carrie Underwood/Glamour
Victoria Beckham/Elle
NY Daily News Gatecrasher Blind Item
Which velvet-voiced crooner with a famous parent is using his new fame to stock his bed with young lovelies - every time his wife is out of town? Gossip Wrap-Up Guess: Robin Thicke -although both of his parents are famous.
Read more...Random Shots
>> Wednesday, December 5, 2007
This is what happens when you spend more time worrying about the paparazzi and getting into clubs, than your acting career....
...This is 5 years later.
Consensus is that Jennifer Garner looks great here. To me, she looks great for a someone who's finally completed sex reassignment surgery. 
Chris Robinson really let himself go after Kate Hudson left him. Considering what he looked like before, that's sooooo not a good thing. 
Maya Panache -Blind Item
Celebrity Luring Women Off MySpace This black male celebrity is using his faded celebrity to lure women off myspace. Back in the day, he was known for his behind the scenes work and he has one smash hit to his credit. He's had his share of groupies throughout his career. A few months ago, he met a star struck young lady on Myspace, they chatted for three weeks and he talked her into visiting him in Los Angeles. She was thrilled but her friends told her: 'If he had good intentions and was a gentleman, he would send you a ticket.' She ignored her friends, she was was going to meet the man of her dreams. She flew down to Los Angeles. He didn't even bother to meet her or arrange a car to pick her up at the airport. Instead, she rented a car and followed the directions he had emailed her. She was a bit taken aback when the directions led her to a hotel. He was waiting for her in the lobby. They embraced, said a few words and he quickly ushered her up to a hotel room. They allegedly used 'X' throughout the night between sex and room service. In the morning, she got up to take a shower. When she returned to the room, she was devastated. The celebrity was gone, he hadn't even said goodbye. She was stuck with the hotel bill (including room service). She flew back to her hometown in tears. After that night, he has yet to return her calls or emails. When she went to his myspace page, she read a comment from a girl saying, she was going to take him up on his suggestion and fly to L.A. Hint: He was not a solo artist. Gossip Wrap-Up Guess: I was convinced it was one of two people, but after reading the Panache Report Blog, both my guesses were shot down. Give me an hour!
Read more...NY Daily News Gatecrasher Blind Item
Which same-sex, same-network prime-time hotties are fueling rumors that their close friendship is a tryst? Gossip Wrap-Up Guess: hmmm researching this one.
New York Post's Page Six Blind Item
>> Tuesday, December 4, 2007
WHICH Oscar-winning star doesn't like to be reminded that she once waitressed at a swanky Midtown hotel restaurant? She went to cattle calls between meals.
Gossip Wrap-Up Guess: Marcia Gay Harden -she attended NYU (graduate theatre program) in the late seventies, but her career didn't take off until the nineties.
NY Daily News Gatecrasher Blind Item
Which female singer - who has had the same unlikely nose job as her brother - has a metal brace up her schnoz to keep it from collapsing? The device was noticed by a stylist who had bent down to lace her boots. Gossip Wrap-Up Guess: Janet Jackson
Read more...When Celebrities Have No Friends...
>> Monday, December 3, 2007
Where are her friends? Why did Joan Van Ark leave her house? Who does this to themselves? 
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