The last few weeks, when all the celebs went into hiding preparing for their big reveal (the Oscars). I got a little worried. I actually wondered if gossip was dead. I know as long as there are water coolers, women and gay men there will be some form of gossip. But there has been a decline in the quality of late. Blame in on Paris, or Lindsay or Britney, but there only seems to be famewhores out there now. A group made up of mostly television actresses, desperate for fame and the big screen. Girls with Ken Pave hairdos, parading up and down Robertson Avenue, ass-kissing the paparazzi. The A-list have gone underground. Either married off, or busy breeding, pretending to live respectable lives whenever there is a camera around. So what's a gossip addict to do? Contemplate suicide? Seriously how many times can we make fun of Jessica Simpson? Ok bad example, she's a gift from the Gossip God -and an example to mothers everywhere of what happens when you don't raise pretty girls properly. But seriously, what are these paparazzi creations thinking. Well leave it to the Lohans to explain it to me. Devoid of any value or talent, but desperate for fame, the Lohan sisters (that would be Lindsay and Ali) need their own show. Because their narcissism, combined with an obvious lack of self esteem kills me with every "candid" photo I see. The folks over at Teen Vogue, apparently not scarred enough from the celebutards on The Hills, have decided to interview Ali Lohan (better known and Lindsay's less attractive younger sister "Llays" for short). And Llays drops some gems on us, while trying to promote her mother's new reality show. “I grew up watching Lindsay," Ali tells Teen Vogue in its April issue. "It made me want to do what she does. Just the whole vibe. Being there, being on camera, or onstage, with everybody listening to you ... it's so cool when people look up to you. I've already been asked for my autograph and it's just a really good feeling to have." "The 14-year-old has her sights set on Hollywood, paving her way toward a singing and acting career and may even try her hand at fashion designing, saying she wants to accomplish these things "really bad, so bad. So bad you don't even know." Oh we know Llays, you are after all, your mother’s daughter. Llays has been filming a new reality series for E!, which documents her fledgling acting career (the magazine reports she may audition for High School Musical 3) and upcoming album. The show will also feature her mother, Dina, and 11-year-old brother, Dakota. "It's not all that fake stuff," says Ali. "It's just what we do in our everyday life." Sadly Llays can’t tell the difference. This sh&t started with Paris. Famous for absolutely nothing, Paris has no talent, no ambition, just some skank who loves seeing herself on film. The masses bought what she’s been selling, and movie roles, clothing lines, TV series and appearance fees quickly followed. Now this has become every dumbass kids dream. Jesus take the wheel.