They certainly are trying to sell this movie. WATER FOR ELEPHANTS comes out on April 22nd, and between the Vanity Fair covers and well-timed weddings, they are going all out. Incorporating a wedding into a marketing plan. Genius. And so sad. But Reese needs this hit more than anyone. Robert has two more TWILIGHT SAGAS, so in Hollywood's eyes he's all good. . . for now.

Reese Witherspoon and Robert Pattinson cover Entertainment Weekly. This cover looks as dull as the movie.




Not even the truly talented Christoph Waltz could make me part with $12.75 for this. Besides, Wentz got my GREEN HORNET money, that's all the goodwill he's getting out of me this year.

April 22, 2011 is a long ways away, but I don't think WATER FOR ELEPHANTS will win the box office. They're up against Tyler Perry's MADEA'S BIG HAPPY FAMILY that weekend. A black man in drag? That would be a pretty embarrassing defeat, Reese. You'd better sell those wedding photos quick.

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