Let's face it, celebrity gossip peaked this year somewhere between Britney's very public meltdown and Paris Hilton's incarceration. Since then everything else seems, well boring. With Paris desperate to revamp her image and Britney -well Britney seems to have been attacked by "the crazies" –the pickings seem pretty slim. Leave it to The Lohan's to pump up the excitement factor. Not content with leaving their money-maker in rehab so she can get better, get some work and maintain that lifestyle they've all grown accustomed to (wishful thinking on Lindsay agent part). Dina "White Oprah" Lohan is still enabling the paparazzi and gossip rags alike, proving that even a situation as serious as rehab, is no reason to not have a photo op. Once again Lindsay has found her way into a "serious" treatment program, one that allows her to leave rehab on a daily basis -for tanning sessions and provisions from the local 7Eleven. Didn't she try this before and didn't it fail? Can't we just lock the bitch up? Leave it to the US justice system to answer my prayers. After being charged with 7 misdemeanours, including driving under the influence of alcohol and drugs (remember that coke that wasn't hers 'cause she borrowed the pants. Drug addicts for years have been claiming that cocaine crawls into people’s noses, and looks like Lindsay is yet another victim). So after "borrowing” a car and driving through the streets of LA like a coked-out drunk, she will spend 1 day in jail, do 10 days of community service and be on probation for 3 years. Everyone jumped on the one-day sentence. Honestly folks, does anyone think Lindsay capable of staying clean for the next three years. Stay tuned bitches, this one ain't over yet! Next up we have Little Lohan. I don't know her name, but she's the less attractive of the Lohan sisters and I always thought she had this 13 going on 30 look in her dead eyes. Little Lohan allegedly snuck out of the house this week to meet up with her 16 year old boyfriend, who had "borrowed" his mom's car. The Gossip Gods felt it necessary for this kid to crash the vehicle so that this future skank's misdeeds would be known to all. I'm not sure what exactly goes on in the Lohan house, but those girls need to thank God they weren't blessed with my mother. While Dina Lohan makes statements like “My children and I are in a wonderful place in our lives, and people just want to make things up and see us fail." My mom, would have just beaten their asses. Child Services may not of liked it, but it would have saved her 30 grand a month in rehab bills and trips to Utah.