Take Coke for the Pain

Love hurts. Her pride hurts. Betrayed and humiliated, she’s taking a break from her relationship woes and has decided to dash off on holiday with friends. Fun in the sun and a boozy vacay – perhaps what she needs to put things in perspective. But upon arrival, she decided alcohol was apparently not enough. And neither is marijuana. This kind of heartache requires the hard stuff. Cocaine is the magic solution. Which is why she’s been blowing the pain away through her nose, a side of her that’s anathema to the squeaky clean, anti-drug image that’s been played out in the papers.

Update (02/12/2008): Not Pam Anderson, or Robin Wright Penn.

Gossip Wrap-Up Guess: If Jessica Simpson weren't still fronting with Tony Romo, I'd go with her. I'm thinking Canadian for some reason, Rachel McAdams or Alanis Morissette.