7:42pm - Sissy Spacek in Maggie Norris, looks great and age appropriate. Jeannie is interviewing Colin Farell he washed his hair, looks good. His mom is beautiful. 7:40pm - They just flashed on Colin Farell! He needs a hair cut. Now they're interviewing Norm Jewison! Love him, the first project I ever worked on was The Hurricane, definitely gave me the wrong impression about the industry, most folks aren't as great as him. 7:37pm - Hating the red carpet coverage. Love Gary Busey though (more on that later). I am seriously reminiscing for the days when Tyra Banks hosted the red carpet. I'd give my last dollar to hear Tyra say "Gurl who you wearin'?' Instead I'm stuck with Ryan Seacrest and Ben Mulroney and Jeannie Becker and a bunch of shell shocked celebrities. Why is no one coherent tonight.... Is King of the Hill on. Nope Nascar. It's lose lose no matter what. I love this stance. My god she's atrocious. This is how Valentino goes out? 7:25pm - Jeanne Becker is interviewing Jessica Alba, she's actually smiling and looks happy. Since she can't act, it must be geniune. She needs to stay pregnant. She looked gorgeous too. 7:20pm - oh god, Ryan Seacrest is talking to Miley Cyrus. Those f7cking teeth are going to give me nightmares. Why is she there anyway. Wasn't it a concert movie? Her mom totally is Dina 2. I guess her publicist and manager read her the riot act, because she is dressed far more appropriately tonight. This doesn't work from any angle.

7:10pm -I've fallen in love with Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson, even with his jacked up hair style. 7:09pm - Oh dear. Cojo is Canadian, so I'm going to give him a pass.7:01pm - My god someone please talk to John Travolta about that hair! And I could careless how popular she is Miley Cyrus is not cute as a button. Who the hell did her teeth, she can't even close her damn mouth.

6:55 pm - Can someone tell me how Ryan Seacrest has a job. My God, he's boring as hell. The Canadian coverage isn't much better. Ryan's poorer and more hair challenged cousin Ben Mulroney (that's got to be a toupee!) is pissing me off to no end. Poor Jeannie Becker -the Fashion Television veteran is probably cursing the day that CTV bought ChumCity, forcing her to work with this boob. On a plus note, Elaine Lui (LaineyGossip.com) looks incredible! And is doing a fabulous job, she should be on the red carpet.

6:10pm - The only thing about this photo that brings me joy is that she looks like ass. I can't wait for award season to be over, so my George can come to his senses.6:05pm - First to arrive, Heidi Klum (and hubby Seal) looked stunning. She's barely an actress, so it's not fair that she looks so good.