The Grammy Awards went down last night, proving once again that: 1. Beyonce tries too hard 2. Rihanna is cute as hell, but talentless 3. Amy Winehouse needs to keep her ass in rehab (because she has too much talent) 4. Alicia Keys is the truth The talented and beautiful Alicia Keys. Too bad about the hair though.Not sure why Bai Ling was there, but this ridiculous get-up was the best dressed I've ever seen her. Beyonce is a black (more talented) Jessica Simpson, in that there is nothing effortless about her. Girlfriend just tries and tries.... and it shows. This haircut is Beyonce trying a new look, but you can't call her ugly. I do see that Beyonce downgraded her breast implants. Good for her. Too bad she encased the new ones in that sequined sh*t. What's with her and the bedazzled look? It must be the Texas. Beyonce on stage, looks like she finally put back on all that weight she lost for Dreamgirls. Cher. SHM. Fantasia. I was going to be kind.... But then I saw the close up. Fergie looked great. Keisha Cole looked like she couldn't afford hair and make-up. What do you wear when your husband puts on a "nigger" t-shirt? Gold hot-pants and silver shoes, how else are you going to get people to notice you.

It's been a year, and that blond hair still isn't working for Nelly Furtado.

Channeling 80s popstar in a Zac Posen Spring 2008 dress, Rihanna.