So I'm having a little tiff with Victoria over at The Guys From Love Hate/Miami Ink Blog. Missy doesn't take my threats seriously. She had the nerve to go off topic and post on my MARK VINCENT today. So I am countering the only way I know how. It is my goal to educate the masses on the loveliness that is Vin Diesel. Here are some important facts about Vin Diesel that you should all know:

1. If you rearrange the letters in Vin Diesel it reveals his credo: "I End Lives." 2. There is no "I" in team. There are two "I"s in Vin Diesel. F&ck you, team. 3. When Vin Diesel goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket. 4. When Vin Diesel was born, the nurse said, "Holy crap! That's Vin Diesel!" Then she had had sex with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with. 5. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Vin Diesel could use to kill you, including the room itself. 6. Vin Diesel once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

7. Crop circles are Vin's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f&ck down. 8. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Vin Diesel allows to live. 9. When Vin Diesel jumps into a body of water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Vin instead. 10. Vin Diesel was the hunter who shot Bambi's Mother. He then wore her carcass like it was a coat while he made his rounds at the local children's hospital. 11. In fine print at on the last page of the Guiness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Vin Diesel, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever come to matching him. 12. Vin Diesel invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink. 13. If you freeze frame #3,000,547 of The Empire Strikes Back, you can actually see Vin Diesel cut off Luke Skywalker's hand with a Ginsu Knife.

To learn more about Vin Diesel please visit The Vin Diesel Fact Page.

@Victoria, if your going to post on Vin Diesel show him the respect he deserves. :P