I am seriously crushing on George Clooney. If I didn't believe he was riddled with STDs, I would totally get into shape and move out to California to become a waitress in hopes of snagging him. But since Canadian medicare doesn't cover Valtrex, I shall just have to lust after him from afar. Georgie gave a humorous interview with In Touch Weekly this week (why is he giving them an interview anyways?). Excerpts are as follows:

The 'Ocean's 11' actor says he spends hours in front of the mirror making sure looks good -- because he feels pressure to conform to his sex icon status. He explains, "I spend at least three or four hours a day in the bathroom."Being sexy day and night is a big responsibility. And I like taking it!" Speaking about his love life, George, 47, blames his failed marriage to actress Talia Balsam in 1993 on his skepticism about settling down, but insists he's not scared of commitment. "For a long time I took every chance to say that I was not going to marry again. "So I became very careful after a failed marriage. But am I afraid of committing? It's never occurred to me. "What do people say: 'A good wife at the cooker is worth gold!'"

However, the actor -- who recently split from his former cocktail waitress girlfriend Sarah Larson -- insists he still has enough time to find the perfect woman; and tells is pals the success to scoring is down to the "usual stuff" and a secret weapon -- his thick gray hair. "It's mostly the usual stuff. What does it take to appeal to women?" he says. "I can only talk about my own experiences. With me, it's the hair. "If you have beautiful and strong hair, then you're successful with women."