Catherine, I Share Your Pain
>> Thursday, October 2, 2008
Catherine Zeta Jones stepped out last night, and her make-up artist's attempt to give her that sun-kissed look, failed miserably.
As someone who went to war with my MAC bronzer this summer, and got my ass kicked in the process, I feel for her, I do. But I only went to work and didn't notice until I looked in my compact -and was horrified to see I had a similar copper-ish mess across my forehead and cheeks. But I live alone. Catherine was standing next to her husband. I know Michael Douglas is old, but is his eyesight that bad? Couldn’t he have said something to her on the ride over there? "Honey, you face looks kind of red...." If I were Catherine, I'd slip him a couple of Viagra pills, and watch his heart give out. If your husband doesn’t have your back, replace his ass.
P.S. Catherine fire your make-up artist. She put that much make-up on you and still couldn't cover the acne on your chin?
P.P.S. After seeing the photo below, I don't think Catherine needs to go the Viagra route. Just sneak up on Michael and pop a balloon while he's changing his Depends -that ought to finish him off.
When you marry old rich men, you do end up paying don't you.
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2 COMMENTS:
maybe she had to do her own makeup!! actually, do you ever see many candid shots like this of her? usually it's just her makeup print ads, where i never even recognize her.
@ Donna,
I do agree with you, I think she did it herself, BUT she's the face of Elizabeth Arden. If this is what she thinks is acceptable, then they need to give the girl a make-up class.
Like I said, I totally understand how it happened, as I've done it myself. But no cosmetic company is paying me money to be their "face".
Nicola @GWU!
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