The Gossip Wrap-Up!

If the North American Box Office is any indication, we are watching the decline of western civilization. Rats, you people chose rats over crazy assed orphans, wizards and muggles?!!! How exactly do you all choose your movies? Rats with planes and guns. Secret agent rats? Did someone actually pitch this crap with a straight face? Or was everyone in the room high when they agreed to make G-Force film? And what kind of parent pays money to see this crap. No wonder India and China are kicking our asses. Do you think they're churning out this crap in Bollywood? We all know the Chinese censors have to much sense for this crap. My Esther came in fourth. My creepy crazy Esther. I would say I loved her, but I can't get over the teeth. The teeth were the deal breaker for me. I was rooting for her up until that point. I went into The Orphan knowing Esther's secret -you can find anything on the Internet -and I loved it anyway. Katherine Heigl and Gerald Butler came in third, with a more than respectable 27 million. Expect to see more movies with rodents and more movies with Katherine Heigl, same thing really. This weekends Box Office: 1. G-Force - $31,706,934 2. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince WB $29,462,187 3. The Ugly Truth - $27,605,576 4. Orphan - $12,871,483 5. Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs - $8,408,430 6. Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen - $8,124,427 7. The Hangover - $6,461,370 8. The Proposal - $6,379,926 9. Public Enemies - $4,352,650 10.Bruno - $2,832,870