Lindsay Lohan and her drama have distracted us from the other American tragedy. Courtney Love.

Courtney Love took to her Facebook page today to share her theories on various crimes and injustices in the world. Courtney shouldn’t be allowed on the internet without adult supervision, but since she was, let’s digest the genius.

IF something happens to me, NO my will is NOT at Greenberg Glusker, that will is FORGERY…i created a new one per lISA FERGUSONs attorney who cannot be FOUND but that needs altering as it has Edward in it and Norton doesn’t have a CLUE how evil his own BM is he wont fuck a future Senator/Film Actor but hell purposfully refinance Kim Cobains Property i bought her cash outright, for the 12th time using a phony address due to some fuck up on some Bogus “ART FORM OF THE CH 13” R TODD used, leavng KIM COBAINS PROPERTY REPOS…SESED< “you have an hour to get your things” wtf did Kim Cobain do to YOU… so its best to never tell let alone kiss and trell i m shcoked at myself i never kiss and tell unless im really mad at an ex for like LOSING 300,000$ of my kid hes supposed to be paternal abouts money, oh yeah Norton just LOST 300k.

And then:

britneys dad molested her , imagine the father that molested you owning you for slavery while your forced to sing songs picked for thier sexual content every night, insane right? i have it on First had authority, and fight as hard as she is and does she still didnt pull that card, its a pride thing i can relate to, However they want to play dirty, lets go, Im SO not affraid of the little trolls who hit this when i was fucked up who are called lawyers. lets GO.

The scariest thing about these rants are that I totally understand what Courtney’s saying. Courtney and I must have had the same English teacher in grade three. Courtney’s post read like my emails to my friends, same bizarre capitalization, same grammatical structure, and same thought process. Granted, I’m cold sober when I’m typing…so I guess that makes me the dummy.