Rachel McAdams covers the January 2010 edition of Vogue magazine.

I suppose I should be grateful, after all Rachel McAdams is Canadian. But damn, why can't THEY return? Who decided that fashion couldn't be ruled by impossibly beautiful women (with no talent) who are airbrushed to death? Where are the supermodels?

By the way, my fat ass needs some help with this cover. "When Size 4 is too Big"? Is that code? Are the Illuminati dropping clues? Did Dan Brown edit this edition?

On what planet is size 4 too big? I think this is why I don't buy Vogue magazine.