On March 8th I had my heart broken by Eli Roth. To recap, I had added Eli Roth to my Hollywood crush list after seeing INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS. Given that my Hollywood crush list has been topped by Vin Diesel for about 5 years now, the fact that I would lust after the “nice Jewish boy who killed people with a baseball bat & writes torture porn” pretty much solidifies that I have “issues”. But this post isn’t about me (not really) it’s about Eli.

On March 8, the night of the Oscars, Eli Roth shows up at the Vanity Fair Oscar Party with Peaches Geldof. Needless to say, Eli was dead to me that very night. Actually, he was on life support. He was dead to me 36 hours later when he was photographed driving Peaches home, still wearing the same dress she had worn to the Vanity Fair Party. Any guy who would mix bodily fluids with that nasty dirty girl …
Well my feelings about the skankness of Peaches were bang on, because a pretty big scandal (in England) broke out with Peaches Geldof last Friday. It seems some college student decided to share his one night stand story on Reddit.com, and of course because it involved a Z-list celebrity, the whole world (starting with Gawker.com) picked up on it. I'm sure you've read about it, last November Peaches shares some heroin and her pussy with some guy she doesn't know. And in her inebriated state, she lets him take pictures of the event. There's an effing Kodak moment.

So the story breaks, and Peaches is the Queen of Denial (she was drunk on alcohol, not high on heroin, but she did have random sex with a stranger and let him photograph her -but it "was a private moment". Someone studied at the Lindsay Lohan School of Excuses). So 3 days later, the aftershocks are still happening. Peaches gets dropped by her only source of income (other than her daddy), some British lingerie company, who must have been desperate if they hired her in the first place. But even they know that some skank can't be washed off, so they've pulled all of her photos from their stores and their website, and announced that they've dropped her for being a bad role model. Whatever. This blog post isn’t about Peaches either, this is about Eli Roth.

So Eli “I tweet regularly” Roth, Mr. “MySpace”, since this story broke there has been nothing but radio silence? What do you do when your girlfriend is outed as a drug-using, needle-sharing skank? Do you roll over and tell her it's OK and it will pass? Or do you think, OMG I need to get tested? Hint, Eli’s last message on My Space, was on March 25 at 11:35 PM  “Mood: Sick”. I wonder if it was something Peaches gave him. LOL.

Someone needs to tell Eli Roth that he’s never going to make the A-List eating rotten Peaches.

Note: If Eli comes to his senses and drops Peaches, he's back on my Hot List -I'm a forgiving bitch. (But it doesn't look like Eli is going anywhere).