This photo that surfaced yesterday, of Lindsay Lohan walking with "mysterious white powder" on her shoes is still making the internet rounds. Please, if there was even the slightest possibility that there was a fraction of cocaine on her shoes, Lindsay (and half of Hollywood) would be on their knees snorting the soles out of those pumps. It's probably just baby powder or corn starch. Why? I stopped trying to figure out Lindsay Lohan years ago.

Let's move along.