This very wealthy diva has let her music career go to her head and her behind! One of her staff member claims that our star has two types of luxury toilet paper put into her bathroom each day. The paper is not on rolls and is not to be touched by human hands. The staff must first wear gloves when handling it. The diva then has each kind broken into squares and stacked into two separate containers. That way, depending on the day and the situation, the diva can chose which types fits her needs. Both brands are imported and very expensive.
Not Rihanna.
The Gossip Wrap-Up! Guess: Too funny, I'm going with Fergie for this one.
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I don't feel fergie for this one - she and Josh live pretty low key. This has Mariah written all over it.
I'll second the Mariah guess. Particularly the " not to be touched by human hands" detail.
Wasn't there something a while back about her requiring brand-new white towels for every use (whether they gathered dust in the linen closet or not)?
@warmislandsun, @zyzzyva
Leave Mariah alone!!! How dare you two defame her... Actually I could totally see Mariah paying someone to rip her toilet paper into squares...How is she not broke?
I put this one in my "fake blind" pile (most of them are there now actually). It's a good one though.
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Nicola
If they are that expensive??? why aren't they coming already ripped into squares and nicely packaged in linen with sprits of linen water. Doesn't she know that they already sell square toilet paper that are square just that you will need a public toilet paper holder with a little key to hold it. Does someone wait outside the door and maybe she rings a little tea bell and flush for her or does she do that herself or does she bend over and have someone wipe her? I wonder if her shit stinks? Is it recycled paper like Royale or is it 100% new paper. I really don't like Cashmere. I like the hard rough stuff because I really need to wipe. I would be modified to have dingle berries hanging from my crack and finally how many hands touchs this expensive toilet paper before it gets to her? or is their a special factory making exclusive shit paper for her? I don't think it is Fergie. She is too much white trash.
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SPECIAL.
I am potty training my kid. We are using baby wipes and toilet paper. I am teaching him to not "scratch and sniff". Kids they kill me. LOL.
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