Remember a few weeks ago, the Enquirer ran a story about NBC's Matt Lauer's wife dumping him because he was having affairs, including one with "Whitney Houston's sister," Alexis Houston. I ignored it, because I was pretty sure Whitney only had a brother (and the Alexis' busted wig was freaking me out). Alexis (below) denied the claim at a press conference, with Gloria Allred in tow. Matt also denied the affair too.

Well it turns out that Alexis Houston is a singer, but she's  not related to Whitney Houston. And here's hoping she didn't have an affair with Matt Lauer, because Alexis used to be a man. According to NY Post, Alexis went post-op 3 years ago. And might I add, a pretty good job was done, because I did not see this one coming at all.

While we're a progressive bunch, I don't think NBC's contract with Matt will survive him sleeping with a former man. I don't think middle America is ready for it. Then again, it would totally wipe Tiger Woods and Jesse James off of the tabloid pages. Crossing my fingers on this one!