The cast members of my favourite show on the telly, TRUE BLOOD, were all over the Emmy Awards. And while I was disappointed with last night's episode of TRUE BLOOD, that disappointment pales in comparison to the fashion f*ckery that showed up on the red carpet!!!

Is it just me, or does Anna Paquin have a thing for embellishment.  I seem to hold several memories of this girl walking down a red carpet in brightly coloured clothing with sequins.  I don't know why anyone would think an Egyptian-styled, shock-absorbing shoulder pads (with breast plates!) could ever belong on the red carpet.


Yet here she is, looking like she could scratch the hell out of anyone she hugs.


Heck, even being sandwiched between the hotness that is Alexander Skarsgård and Stephen Moyer still can't make this dress look pretty.


TRUE BLOOD's Pam, aka, Kristen Bauer looks lovely. I love that her IMDb page says she's 35 years old. Run that game Kristen.


"La La" aka Nelsan Ellis. Nelson needs to find his inner Lafayette next time he needs to dress up. I'm not feeling this look at all.


Rutina Wesley looks better than she does on TRUE BLOOD (I'm not a fan of braids) but her make-up artist did her no favours.


I'm undecided on the dress.


I thought all you Aussies were tanned. Why so pasty Ryan Kwanten?


This I don't get. Mariana Klaveno character on TRUE BLOOD, Lorena, had the best wardrobe on the show. She looked so beautiful in her twenties era gowns. So why did she show up like this. Nothing popped.


Sam Tremmell hair doesn't translate well in real life.


Carrie Preston wins for best dressed TRUE BLOOD cast member. She looks gorgeous.