That Hair Was No Accident
>> Thursday, May 21, 2009
For those who were wondering whether Rihanna's new hairstyle was just the result of some heavy ass wind in NYC, I present you with new evidence. Last night, Def Jam presented RiRi with a huge plaque to commemorate her 12 millions albums sold since her debut on Island/Def Jam Records. Hmmm...12 million divided by 5 albums...I guess were celebrating mediocrity now eh? But I digress, the real story here is the hair. Rihanna's lucky that she's beautiful and can carry off this foolishness. Note to ugly blacks girls: Do not try this at home! There are already too many of you out there with busted-up weaves (you MUST click that link - SMH). 
But I am jealous of Rihanna's skin. God she has great skin. I need to stop harassing her for flying home to Barbados every weekend. If Barbados sun would give me that complexion, I'd fly to Barbados every weekend (I guess that would be right after this Broke-Ass-Bitch finds me a rich baby daddy, or sells 12 million albums -suddenly 12 million seems like a lot.
Side view, doesn't get any better (hair, skin still flawless). 
3 COMMENTS:
12 million times $15 =
Do the math - don't let me do it for you?
@ Anonymous
Clearly you don't know the music industry.
Rihanna does not write her own music, nor does she produce. She is just the singer, which means her cut is one of the smallest on album. Also, she absorbs all the costs, music videos, photoshoots, marketing, etc -that comes out of her share, not the labels, or the producers. My guess, she makes more off from Cover Girl than she does off her albums. Touring is where she scores, which is why Rihanna was constantly touring for a period there.
I was being slightly facetious with the mediocre sales bit. Going platinum is a feat most artist don't achieve. So don't take me too seriously, I'm just a snarky miserable b*tch sometimes. ;)
Nicola
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The GW-U!
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