You would think I'd be all over this magazine cover. Unfortunately, Entertainment Weekly ruined it.

I love the idea of having a bracket for the sexy beasts of film and television. Love it. But there are about 5 people too many on this cover. It should have started with Hugh Jackman (X-MEN's Wolverine) and ended with Joe Manganiello (TRUE BLOOD's Alcide Herveaux).

That there is all the sexy beasts I needed to see.

Instead they clutter it with garbage. On what planet is Halle Berry in a busted wig sexy? A blue chick with a tail, that's just sick. The Canadian with the fake boobies? Please. And I won't even discuss the effeminate Vampires. Here are  Entertainment Weekly's bracket results. Bloody criminal if you ask me.