Like my inability to give up "the bitch", Lindsay cannot give up the attention whoring.

I think Lindsay Lohan would set herself on fire if the paparazzi ever stopped following her. Who poses like this to pump gas? I know she's trying. I know her new team is trying. But Lindsay can't help herself. Lindsay is addicted to the attention.

When TMZ started reporting that she was "misdiagnosed" with ADHD, initially I felt guilty. Imagine telling the world you're not abusing and nobody believes you. And then I called my friend who works in Mental Health and Addiction, who confirmed my suspicions. She was like "please, that was her mother talking, Lindsay wasn't misdiagnosed, otherwise several doctors would be getting sued for effing with her career. How hard is it to give your doctors the symptoms and get a diagnoses of ADHD so you can get a legal prescription for Adderall when you're a celebrity in LA? It's especially convenient if you're being monitored by the courts for drug abuse."  I doubt she even had to go through the pretense of faking the symptoms, I'm sure she just said, "I want a prescription for Adderall", and her doctor covered his butt in her medical file.

Run your game Lindsay, eventually it's going to catch up with your ass. Again.