Dear David, WTF?!!!
>> Thursday, August 28, 2008
David Duchovny has checked into rehab seeking treatment for sex addiction. He released this statement:
"I have voluntarily entered a facility for the treatment of sex addiction. I ask for respect and privacy for my wife and children as we deal with this situation as a family."
Hold Up Duchovny! Slow your roll. You want privacy? Why not just enter rehab -no statement. Drop that sex addiction bombshell and ask for privacy? I need to know who's been on the receiving end of this sexual addiction. Something tells me Tea's pussy ain't exhausted.
After a hit cable TV show, and a failed movie, Duchovny will finally be getting some press!
Some people can't learn. Some people won't learn. And then there's Jessica Simpson.
So this is the new American Idol team. Yawn. I stopped watching that show 5 seasons ago. On a serious note, did Randy Jackson bust his stomach staples?
George Clooney and Brad Pitt together again at the Burn After Reading Premiere. What's going on with George? Weight loss? Plastic surgery? Someone get the folks at Mystery Inc on it (apparently they work at the National Enquirer now). Skinny or not, I’m seriously considering Plan b.
Solange Knowles (Beyonce’s ugly sister) has been working the hell out of her album. Apparently radio isn’t playing it, and I don’t think that god awful video is helping much. Why does Beyonce get access to so much talent and Solange is left with the scraps? Has Beyonce, who has probably been paying this girls rent for the past 15 years, decided to cut her off when it comes to recording assistance? Couldn't Beyonce just have Jay Z rap on a track or somethin'? (Actually considering Jay’s album sales lately, maybe he better back off). But check out Solange at the David Letterman studio earlier this week. That’s right girl, if the press is ignoring you, dress like a fool, and wind up in the 'Worst of Fashion' section of the tabloids. Any publicity is good publicity! But this album will probably be lying next to Jessica Simpson new country album the bargain section of Wal-Mart by November. It just occurred to me that Solange and Beyonce are some of the most ghetto sounding names out there. Kind of like Tanishia, or Lashaundria or any one of these. Maybe they should be on America’s Next Top Model or something? I think all that talk about Beyonce’s dad Matthew Knowles being an executive with IBM or Xerox was bunk. These girls are hood.
Ghetto Names Source.
I don't know what pisses me off more. That he's pretending to brush and curl hair at the same time, or that these two clowns make more in a week that most Americans make in a year. 
Nicolette Sheridan and Michael Bolton broke up. Did we even care that they were together? 
I swear she just gets better and better... 
I know I should be kind to Canadians and everything but.... Wasn't Rachel McAdams supposed to be the next big thing at one point? Then she broke up with Ryan Gosling, and it became evident she was just another boring Canadian trying to make it in Hollywood. Now they're back together and making out on restaurant patios.....I'm sure it's for real this time.
I've got to give Jessica Simpson and her dad some credit. They keep finding people willing to throw good money at this chick. Then again, this is a company whose slogan is "Be Smart Drink Smart" which they have plastered in front of a picture of Jessica. Either monkeys are running the company or there's moonshine in those bottles. I love this line: "As an entrepreneur, I am always looking for ways to diversify my portfolio with good ideas and good people. Yes, I work out and take care of myself, but I also like a cold beer once in a while." This is the same dumbass couldn't remember the words to 'Nine to Five', and we're suppose to believe anyone other than her publicist spit out those words. I think this means that Smart Water deal fell through, so Jessica went for the smart beer. Why wasn't I born dumb, blonde and with big boobs.
Here's Rumor Willis at the House Bunny Premiere. Got give the girl credit, she's really trying. Now if all ugly girls had famous parents, imagine what Hollywood would look like? 
Further proof Christina Aguilera needs better people? I thought this ad was a joke?
This is probably the only friend she has. Too cute.
Photo Source: The Daily Mail via Big Pictures Photo
Miley Cyrus on Seventeen Magazine. Please explain Miley's teeth. Who okayed that? Why hasn't she sued someone? Actually, she's an inspiration to ugly girls everywhere. 
Is it me, but other than Tyra there doesn't seem to be a "fat chick". Here's hoping one of these girls might actually have a career. Other than airport brawls and d-list red carpets, Tyra's not having much luck churning out winners.
The exclusion of the "non-white" kids on the cover of People Magazine left a sour taste in my mouth last night. I think being adopted would naturally breed some sort of insecurity, but to be treated like second class citizens by the media can't be helping. But Hello Magazine kind of redeemed themselves. If only they had put this as the cover. My Zahara Jolie-Pitt front and centre, and smiling. I told all my friends she's going to be looker of the bunch. Give Zahara 10 years. 
