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Showing newest 35 of 67 posts from February 2010. Show older posts
Showing newest 35 of 67 posts from February 2010. Show older posts

OH CANADA...IT'S OVER

>> Sunday, February 28, 2010

The 2010 Vancouver Winter Olympics is wrapping up as I type. I'm usually a proud Canadian, but some of the events over the last 10 days have left me bursting with pride. This may reveal a little too much about my personality, but my favorite Olympic moment, the Canadian Women's Hockey Team's Gold Medal celebration.

Yeah they played well, but Cigars, and ice cold Canadian beer, while still in uniform and still on the ice...don’t hate. That’s how we roll up here in Canada. ;)


Congratulations to all the athletes, volunteers, coaches, and families that came together to make an incredible Olympics! London 2012!!

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COVERIN' IT: C’EST MAGNIFIQUE

>> Thursday, February 25, 2010

Rose Codero, 19 ans, sur la couverture de le mars 2010 édition de la Vogue Paris.
17 years of mandatory french and a university degree from a bilingual university and I’m pretty confident I didn't write that correctly. Considering I haven't mastered English yet, I have no clue why I keep trying to practice my French.


By the way, is that a Louis Vuitton belt or dog collar around her neck? Maybe I should say cat collar, because Rose does look rather feline. Beautiful...but cat-like.

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NOTHING CHANGES

>> Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Between the Olympics and everyone gearing up for the Oscars, there is no gossip. To be honest, I sure as hell didn't care about Hilary Duff last week, so now, just because she's was lucky enough to snag some rich Canadian I'm supposed to care about her this week? I don't think so.

At least Brad and Angelina are operating in a vacuum, it should make this new publicity phase a breeze until March 7th (Oscar night).

It's Wednesday. Hump Day. Tabloid Day. It's also so boring this week.
Britain’s Got Talent winner Susan Boyle covers People magazine. So she's fragile. Two years ago she was poor and lonely. Now she's rich and lonely. I'm having trouble pitying her. Doesn’t anyone have a slightly challenged older brother or unmarried son they can hook up with her? Give Susan a boyfriend. That will teach her about real problems. She'll shut up and enjoy the ride after that.
Us magazine is using Kelly Osbourne to shame us into getting skinny. I suspect a combination of prescription drugs and plastic surgery are the reason for Kelly's thinness, so I don't wish to read her sanitized version in Us.
National Enquirer is using the opposite approach. 50 of the Best and Worst Beach Bodies. Somehow only the worst made it to the cover. I'm pissed off for these women. VICTIMIZED by the paparazzi!
Someone is losing their touch; only two tabloid covers this week? And Jennifer Aniston is only mentioned on one? Expect world domination next week, unless we've all lost our minds and Hilary Duff gets put front and centre.

Star magazine is backtracking big time, or they’ve been sipping the kool aid. Brad and Angelina are “back in love”. The Jolie Pitts file one lawsuit and the tabloids get back to towing the line. 2010 will be very different.

Star magazine also thinks we're idiots. Do you really have to tag Vivi and Knox? You can't tell the difference?
Life and Style is hoping the twins sell too. And Lady Gaga gets a mention? Is this her first tabloid cover? She's not really tabloid material is she?

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NO LOVE FOR KE$HA

Ke$ha out for a stroll. I just need her to look like she bathes. Is that too much to ask for -a clean looking pop star? I can't even handle Britney Spears right now, and now this? I swear I can smell Ke$ha, and we don't even live in the same country!

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EASE UP BRANGELINA

>> Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt share a kiss on the set of her new movie THE TOURIST. I'll admit it, they're overselling.

Photo: BAUER-GRIFFIN.COM

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HOW TORONTO DEALS WITH B*TCHES


This is the most entertaining thing about the Toronto Raptors right now. It's so sad that this made me laugh for five minutes...I need a life.

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MICHAEL MUSTO BLIND ITEMS

Which married Oscar winner gets regularly serviced by a female dominatrix in a West Village bordello?
The Gossip Wrap-Up! Guess: clueless.

Which fifty-something singer supposedly threw a fit over a technical problem on a morning show and, as a result, other such programmes are terrified to book her?
The Gossip Wrap-Up! Guess: Sade? Although she has an album out once every 10 years, why would anyone be afraid?

Who got hush money for having been abused by that superstar and went on to become a reality-show personality who was credited with breaking up a major relationship (though I never believed much in the relationship anyway)?
The Gossip Wrap-Up! Guess: Wade Robson, Michael Jackson and Britney Spears & Justin Timberlake.


Which big new star is obsessed with a guy described as "a dirty bartender" and a lot of her songs are aimed directly at him, though he still won't give her a proverbial free cocktail?
The Gossip Wrap-Up! Guess: Ke$ha

Which r&b singer who everyone thinks is a lesbian, IS a lesbian?
The Gossip Wrap-Up! Guess: Alicia Keys, her relationship with Swizz Beatz has been suspect from the start.

Which hip-hop lady came on to a married mother of three, ripping open her jacket and trying to dive on her face with her tongue out? (The woman was mildly appalled)
The Gossip Wrap-Up! Guess: I'm going with Eve on this one. She's definitely bi, and the "lady" bit doesn't really describe Queen Latifah. And I think there's an Amber Alert out on Missy Elliot (Missy where are you?!)

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BUZZFOTO BLIND ITEM

Just like we predicted in an earlier blind, this couple just broke up. The relationship was doomed from the start, but don’t give up on them just yet. The couple has more to milk out of the relationship, at least from the girl’s perspective. We know we say a lot of couples and celebs pull stunts for PR reasons, but that’s just the way it works in Hollywood. Although this girl has an additional motive, she wants the world to know she’s a whole lot better than the boyfriend’s ex-girlfriend.

Not Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel.

The Gossip Wrap-Up! Guess: no clue, and I spent way too much time thinking about this one!

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KATE WINSLET NEEDS FRIENDS

Remember Kate Winslet back in her post Titanic days, when she was anti-Hollywood -all full figured and opinionated. Well someone been sipping the kool-aid.

Kate Winslet showed up at the BAFTAs looking like she'd been bitch slapped by a plastic surgeon. Girlfirend should have waited a few weeks before she left the house. Someone should have told her it was noticeable.  Hell, she should have noticed it was noticeable.

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EUROPEANS ARE MORE PROGRESSIVE THAN US

>> Monday, February 22, 2010

The End of Days.

Guess who came to Naomi Campbell’s Haiti Relief Fashion show during London's Fashion Week? Naomi's boyfriend, billionaire Vladimir Doronin and his WIFE (!) Ekaterina and their 13 year old daughter Katia.

Someone’s out of pocket, but for the life of me I can’t figure out who.

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NO MORE J.LO MUSIC (THANK GOD)

Lipstick Alley is reporting that Jennifer Lopez has been dropped from her label Sony Music Epic Records, because the label is no longer "sure who her audience is anymore." Lopez's camp said that she had fulfilled her contract with Sony and both sides decided to part ways amicably.

Does any one care about Jennifer Lopez anymore? The last time she was remotely interesting was when she was dating Ben Affleck. I don't think Jennifer has sold a record, movie ticket or a piece of her clothing line in years. Good thing she married money.

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WHY HIRE A STYLIST?

The award circuit takes us to London, England, and hopefully the fashions on display are not a preview for the Oscars. Here are some choice looks from the BAFTAs and the Elle Style Awards, can’t say I’m loving any of them.
Oscar Best Actress nominee (and BAFTA Best Actress winner) Carey Mulligan is supposed to be the next big thing. At least the folks at Vanity Fair tell me she is...
So why does she dress like a 40 year old?
I'm going to say it. It's time for Gabourey Sidibe to cover her arms and find a new red carpet pose. If I were mean I'd point out that it looks like they hemmed her dress with scotch tape.
Why does Kristen Stewart always look so damn awkward. Isn't she an actress? Can't she act confident?
Imagine having to run your fingers through Robert Pattinson's hair. Maybe that explains Kristen Stewart's look.

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LIFE IS GOOD

I remember when little Mercy James was first revealed to the world, I called her Lil Orphan Africa.  Lil Mercy of Malawi the luckiest little African orphan in the world. Unlike Zahara Jolie Pitt, Mercy is old enough to remember her living conditions –although I’m sure they are just a distant memory. Just look at Mercy now! A rosy glow (blush?!!), a Stella McCartney Jacket and the stench of poverty and lack, eviscerated by Madonna’s money and love. Mercy looks good.
Zahara Jolie Pitt in Venice with the Jolie Pitt clan, shows us some love. This kid's forehead is going to give Rihanna a run for her money when she grows up, but I love her anyways!
This photo of Angelina and Jon Voight is the first picture of them together in eight years. The two stopped talking after she adopted Maddox, but reunited not long after her mother died. Not sure why he's looking at her funny.

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CELEBRITIES ARE JUST LIKE US

>> Friday, February 19, 2010

We all stress about our flaws. We all have our "freak out moments" about our skin, our waistlines, or our backsides. Now imagine if you were having one of those days and the paparazzi took your photo and it went viral on the net.

I say this because yesterday morning I attacked my face with a buff puff, some Murad cleanser and then some Neostrata toner because I woke up with 4 zits (3 on my chin and one on my forehead -damn my monthlies). All day long I swore I could feel them growing. I got home around 10 pm last night and saw this picture of Alicia Keys and I thought, “Girl, I feel for you”. She has all the money in the world to spend on nutritionists and dermatologists and still she can't get rid of her acne.

So if Alicia can’t win the battle, I'm going to ease up on my concealer this morning and relax. Then again, Alicia is a gifted and much lauded musician with a career she can be proud of and a bank account that could support me for about 4 lifetimes...

Sigh.

I’m off to go paint my face, put on my Spanx and contemplate suicide during the bus trip to my dead-end job. YOU, have a good day.

;)

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JOHN MAYER IS GOOD FOR BUSINESS

Funny how things work out in Hollywood. Jessica Simpson has a new television show premiering. Jennifer Aniston has a new flick coming out in a few weeks. And these two are now all over the tabloids thanks to John Mayer’s love of his own voice.
On Life & Style.
On Star magazine.
And on OK! magazine.
Although I think the tabs are up to something, what's with the unflattering photos of Jennifer Aniston?

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COVERIN' IT: THE HOT BOYS EDITION

>> Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Dirty looks good here. Ewan McGregor covers the March 2010 edition of Out magazine.
Kobe Bryant (wearing the f*ck out of a suit) covers GQ magazine.
Prince William, with a full head of hair, covers a special edition of Hello magazine (UK edition). The cover photo was shot by Jeff Hubbard a former homeless addict who cleaned up with the help of Crisis, a national charity for homeless people in England.

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RANDOM SHOTS

Lady Gaga arriving at the Brit Awards in London. It's 2010, nice to see Lady Gaga is still following through with her plans to look "interesting" rather than "beautiful".

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RANDOM SHOTS

>> Monday, February 15, 2010


Usher performing at the NBA All Star Weekend in Dallas. Keep in mind that Usher's crazy-assed ex-wife Tameka, used to be his stylist. Is there some sort of Stylist Union that looks out for their own? Because Tameka never dressed Usher this bad. Maybe Usher needs to think about a reconciliation.

Leather capris and a tank with abs? You shouldn't even have to try that on to know it's not going to work.

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BUZZFOTO BLIND ITEM

This recently engaged star bragged to friends that she has no intention of marrying her betrothed. She claimed to be milking the situation to help her career and in several months, after the paps and fans have lost interest, she’ll call the whole thing off and milk the rest of the publicity for the breakup.


Not Katy Perry

The Gossip Wrap-Up! Guess: Tara Reid and Michael Axtmann -although, does she have any fans?

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THIS IS WHY I LOVE ANDRÉ LEON TALLY


Vogue magazine's Editor at Large, André Leon Talley out and about at New York Fashion Week. It's like he's saying to PETA: "I F*CKING DARE YOU, BITCHES!"

LMAO. He didn't even wait for the furrier to finish cutting the damn coat.

From the back...

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HEY HEIDI, IT'S NOT LOOKING ANY BETTER

It’s been a couple of weeks since Heidi Montag revealed her new post-op body. And by all appearances, a couple of weeks of healing hasn’t quite done the body good.
I want to laugh, but it's not the least bit funny.

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ARE THEY SURE IT WASN'T HIS LIVER?

The LA Times is reporting that production on the hit Fox series 24 has been halted due to a cyst rupturing on Kiefer Sutherland's kidney.  Kiefer is expected to be out of commission for a week following surgery. Hopefully he'll be able to stay off the sauce during that time too. Here's to a speedy recovery!

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STILL LOOKING FOR R-PATTZ'S SEXY

It's been, what, 3 years since TWILIGHT? And with the exception of a few fleeting moments I cannot for the life of me figure out what is so sexy about Robert Pattinson. Here "Edward" in his human form covers Details magazine.
He just looks busted here.

I love the tag line on the cover: "The remasculation of the American man". Funny that. Robert is neither American nor very masculine -and you'd think having his head resting on some vag would partly help out in that regard.

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'WE ARE THE WORLD 25' MUSIC VIDEO

>> Saturday, February 13, 2010


They premiered the We Are the World 25 music video during the Olympics last night. The song still holds up 25 years later.
My observations:
1. Who invited Lil Wayne to SING on this track? Who made that decision?
2. When the producers heard the final cut, why wasn't Lil Wayne edited out?
3. Pink has the best voice. J-Hud too.
4. The rap was pretty good.

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GO CANADA!!!

and the USA, England, Netherlands, France, Australia...

The 2010 Vancouver Olympic Games are open!!
Congratulations to the Canadian flag-bearer and five-time Olympian Clara Hughes. Clara not only got to carry the flag on home turf, but she's the only one wearing a Hudson's Bay scarf.

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KATIE HOLMES MUST NOT READ THE BLOGS

>> Friday, February 12, 2010

I want to reach out to all of the Scientologists out there. It’s time to make friends with Katie Holmes. Clearly she has no one but a three year old to keep her company. So she’s treating her three year old like she's thirty.

Check out Suri Cruise shopping at Sephora.
**blank stare**

Katie’s been mocked and criticized for letting Suri wear high heels and make-up. And clearly Katie doesn’t care what we think. I’m sure it was fun for Suri when she first got to experiment with mommy’s make-up. But something tells me that now, Suri won’t leave the house unless her face is “done”.
 
 
I don't care what any of you say, this is not "cute" or normal".  Please don't let your child walk out the door like this. Suri has bodyguards watching her 24-7, so it doesn't matter about the 20 pedophiles living in her neighbourhood. You all aren't so lucky.

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OH LEO!

Let's face it, Leo DeCaprio looks good. Leo is throwing a drink at me from the cover of Esquire magazine's March 2010 edition. I forgive you Leo.

Has Leo always been so yummy?

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TED CASABLANCA'S BLIND VICE BLIND ITEM

Blind Vice: Naïve Housewife Gets Played

Oh, Roxy Couture! Don't you know a cheating, horny, impossibly sexy tiger can't change its stripes.

Sorry all, how rude of us not to properly introduce you to today's BV first! Meet Roxy—a gorg gal who likes everything in life to be of the highest and utmost class. Mainly when it comes to men.

Perky-yet-shy, vampy-yet-motherly, Roxy appears as if she's got the perfect life: cute kids, successful career, A-List friends, and the most hunky husband, to boot.

Only problem is, that hubby 'o hers has eyes for everyone but her. Don't you remember? As you've already met him. Remember...Stud-Bucket LeBeouf?  The insanely do-able womanizer who likes to whip out confidentiality agreements whenever he steps out on that pixie-perfect wife of his?

Sure, that's pretty standard in this sleazy town, but remember...Stud literally carries around these typed babies everywhere he goes. Yes—LaBeouf gets that much action on the side.

We were always unsure whether or not Rox knew what her man was up to whenever he left her (and the kids) at home. We assumed she just turned a blind eye like so many of these H-Wood women do, but as of late, friends to both Roxy and Stud who know about SBL's extra-curricular activities cannot stop talking about "poor" Ms. Couture because she truly is that clueless!

See, RC has been recently offering up advice to select members of the Cheated-On Wives Club in Hollywood. She furrows her plucked brow, and likes to sit down for a heart-to-heart about exactly what to do when husbands go looking for those much sluttier, younger girls.

And the advice isn't to call your lawyer, in case you're wondering, it's to stay put and stick it out. Roxy uses her husband as an example of reformed redemption, which is preposterous, as the dog's still stepping out on Roxy left and right, unbeknownst to her.

All these babes who Roxy's preaching to want so badly to tell her to look at her own sham-filled marriage, but they can't. No one has enough guts to shatter Couture's whole world! Because, trust, if she knew the kinds of moves Stud-Bucket was putting on all of LA (and beyond), she would surely die of humiliation.

Ah, love really is blind, eh? Or demented, take your pick.

And it Ain't: Katie Holmes, Angelina Jolie, Felicity Huffman


The Gossip Wrap-Up! Guess: Victoria Beckham

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SADE ON 106 AND PARK


Sade performed her single "Soldier of Love" on BET's 106 and Park yesterday. Sade's latest album, Soldier of Love, was released on Tuesday and is expected to be Number 1 on Billboard next week. The album is beautiful! Sade never goes out of style.

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NEW LV BAG...DO YOU LOVE IT?

>> Thursday, February 11, 2010

I’ve already admitted that I’m no fashionista. My wardrobe consists of far too much “sale rack” Gap to ever lay claim to that title. So when I glimpsed this New Louis Vuitton bag on StyleFrizz (fab site BTW), I was like “huh?”

Louis Vuitton Raindrop Besace can be yours for only $2000. Two Gs for a plastic bag with a leather strap. No words.

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THANK GOD FOR RACIST PEEN!

Or another reason I’m grateful I’m not Jessica Simpson or Jennifer Aniston.

Where do I begin. I'm not even sure why there is even a flutter any more. Every time John Mayer opens his mouth in an interview, we are flooded with this type of sh*t.

I know you read John Mayer's f*ckery from his Playboy interview:
"Someone asked me the other day, "What does it feel like now to have a hood pass?" And by the way, it’s sort of a contradiction in terms, because if you really had a hood pass, you could call it a nigger pass. Why are you pulling a punch and calling it a hood pass if you really have a hood pass? But I said, “I can’t really have a hood pass. I’ve never walked into a restaurant, asked for a table and been told, ‘We’re full.’"
Or when asked if black women like him:
I don’t think I open myself to it. My dick is sort of like a white supremacist. I’ve got a Benetton heart and a fuckin’ David Duke cock. I’m going to start dating separately from my dick.
And then, ever the gentleman, John discusses Jessica Simpson:
"That girl, for me, is a drug. And drugs aren’t good for you if you do lots of them. Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me...Sexually it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm...Did you ever say, 'I want to quit my life and just fuckin’ snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to fuck you, I would start selling all my shit just to keep fucking you.'"
All I have to say is this:

Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Aniston both had sex with this man. And after they broke up, they both went back for more. Ladies, there’s no recovery from that.

To read the full John Mayer Playboy interview click here. I don’t have to tell you it's NSFW do I? Although I didn't notice any nudity. Then again, I was just reading the article.

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I SWEAR I DIDN'T NOTICE

I don't write about Jordan on this blog. I know she's a big celebrity in England, and while my standards might be low, I see no reason to lower the bar that much. So when pictures of her daughter Princess Tiaamii surfaced yesterday, I was like, 'so what?'

Apparently her father Peter Andre is so outraged. IMO, this kid has the biggest eyes in the world; you can barely notice the false eyelashes. The picture is kind of funny (and you all know how I feel about Suri Cruise and her "fashion" escapades). Besides, if Peter truly cared about Princess Tiaamii's well being, he never would have signed off on that God-awful name.

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DID STEPHENIE MEYER WRITE THIS?


Dark Moon from Brandon T Jackson


Summit needs to contact Brandon to find out how he made "Eddie" sparkle (jump to the 2:10 mark).

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RIHANNA'S "RUDE BOY" (FULL VIDEO)

The "Rude Boy" music video leaked online a tad early. Rihanna looks fabulous and the video is so busy, it's practically giving me a seizure!

Rihanna + dance hall influences + Keith Haring inspiration = wicked fun!

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NO CLUE WHAT TO DO

>> Wednesday, February 10, 2010

See what happens when Brad and Angelina start to sue and Jennifer’s fraud is beyond believable. The tabloids are all over the place. From drama with The Bachelor (which one of you is still watching this farce?!) to Celine Dion’s “Private Nightmare”, which is so private that she’s sharing it with People magazine and Oprah (SMH).  This week, everyone played it safe.

  
Seriously, these covers are hardly worth mentioning...and yet I am.

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