Between the Olympics and everyone gearing up for the Oscars, there is no gossip. To be honest, I sure as hell didn't care about Hilary Duff last week, so now, just because she's was lucky enough to snag some rich Canadian I'm supposed to care about her this week? I don't think so.
At least Brad and Angelina are operating in a vacuum, it should make this new publicity phase a breeze until March 7th (Oscar night).
It's Wednesday. Hump Day. Tabloid Day. It's also so boring this week.
Britain’s Got Talent winner Susan Boyle covers People magazine. So she's fragile. Two years ago she was poor and lonely. Now she's rich and lonely. I'm having trouble pitying her. Doesn’t anyone have a slightly challenged older brother or unmarried son they can hook up with her? Give Susan a boyfriend. That will teach her about real problems. She'll shut up and enjoy the ride after that.
Us magazine is using Kelly Osbourne to shame us into getting skinny. I suspect a combination of prescription drugs and plastic surgery are the reason for Kelly's thinness, so I don't wish to read her sanitized version in
Us.
National Enquirer is using the opposite approach. 50 of the Best and Worst Beach Bodies. Somehow only the worst made it to the cover. I'm pissed off for these women. VICTIMIZED by the paparazzi!
Someone is losing their touch; only two tabloid covers this week? And Jennifer Aniston is only mentioned on one? Expect world domination next week, unless we've all lost our minds and Hilary Duff gets put front and centre.
Star magazine is backtracking big time, or they’ve been sipping the kool aid. Brad and Angelina are “back in love”. The Jolie Pitts file one lawsuit and the tabloids get back to towing the line. 2010 will be very different.
Star magazine also thinks we're idiots. Do you really have to tag Vivi and Knox? You can't tell the difference?
Life and Style is hoping the twins sell too. And Lady Gaga gets a mention? Is this her first tabloid cover? She's not really tabloid material is she?
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