I'm not going to complain (too much) this week. Disney/Pixar's Up won the weekend. That Ben Stiller movie is still performing well, but I'm going to pretend it was because of all of those parents who showed up late for Up and couldn't get in. But someone, ANYONE, please explain to me why Beyoncé's movie Obsessed is still in the top ten? Those movie tickets better be the result of Beyoncé's dad maxing out his Amex card.
Somewhere in this photo of Christina Aguilera is a make-up lesson begging to be learned.
One Total Femme-Faker Blind Vice No kinky homo lovin' in this week's Blind, either, folks, just some straight-up hetero debauchery! Does that make you happy or sad? Relieved, regardless, I'm sure. Anyways, guess all the gays were too busy protesting this week (or hiding indoors lest they come across as too sympathetic to the cause—we know we didn't see Toothy out and about holding a sign in WeHo!). So, that leaves us with Dominique (Dommy) Do-Rightly, rising star. See, Dom's a ton more popular on the small screen than on the big one—tho for some silly reason she keeps desperately trying to make the film thing work. But Dommy's still managed to rack up a ridiculous amount of fans, all who think she's just so über-cute and cuddly, like a posh stuffed teddy bear. But would they still fawn over her so much if they knew their darling 'n' wholesome girl's one freaky wild party animal? We know we'd like her a whole lot more if she just fessed up to it! Ms. Do-Rightly likes the public to think she's all about goin' organic, living healthy, saving the world and being an all-around sweetie-pie. Make me puke right now. Ugh. I never bought that faux persona on this stink-eyed star, but I'm used to celebs totally lying about who they are! Those who know Dommy personally can't stand how stuck-up the bitchy babe is. She often refuses to promote her latest flicks as much as she's told, leaving all the legwork to her second billed, bitter costars. No one can friggin' put up with the diva's demands anymore—that is, of course, except other divas! DDR is spending more and more time with skanky H'wood regulars—privately, at house parties, since public outings together would be oh so disastrous to Dom's clean-cut image. At one such recent drug-infested fete, DDR boozed-and-bashed till all hours of the morning, blasting party energy up her nose and wrapping her legs, tongues, what have ya around dudes left and right, using the hostess's totally expensive living room couch to show off her moves (not like that sofa hasn't been tarnished enough with party germs already). And this was milliseconds after splitting with her last famous man! Guess that explains who did the dumping in that doomed relaysh. Hey, got an idea! Maybe Dommy oughta bring her slutty ways out of hiding—look how much press Paris gets! And she gets whole damn perfume lines, too! What does Dommy have? A few politically correct endorsements here and there—and we sure know that ain't enough headline attention for a naughty nose-candy princess like DDR! And It Ain't: Amber Tamblyn, Blake Lively, Miley Cyrus Gossip Wrap-Up! Guess: Finally an easy blind. Hayden Panettiere.
Read more...
Who would of thought a black female version of Joel Madden would be so cute. Harlow Madden (along with her mom Nicole Ritchie) is killing me with her fabulousness. Love that face and that dress! Why does the press pay so much attention to that funny looking creature called Suri Cruise when Harlow exists?
Lady Gaga covers Rolling Stone magazine. She's an artist right? Someone needs to explain this woman's popularity to me. While your at it, explain Katy Perry's too.
Is that her gun tattoo peeking out at us?
WHICH beauty now going through a divorce told a pal over lunch four years ago, "I've had several abortions. If my husband ever found out, he'd throw me out of the house?" Looks like he found out. Gossip Wrap-Up! Guess: Stephanie Seymour
Read more...
When I was a kid, NYPD Blues was the hot new show on ABC. I've never seen it. But I recall the press made a big deal out of David Caruso. He was supposed to be the next big thing. So what did he do? He bit that hand that fed him, walked away from the show to star in movies. Unfortunately it didn't work out. Too many flops, coupled with a lot of Hollywood insiders pissed at his arrogance. By his own admission, how he chose to leave the top rated show for "bigger and better" was a mistake. Flash forward 15 years. It's now Katherine Heigl's turn. Page Six is reporting that Katherine has "hit another stumbling block on her way to movie stardom. Sources say the actress, whose just-concluded season on ABC's "Grey's Anatomy" might have been her last, was dropped from a top-tier ensemble cast in the upcoming romantic comedy "Valentine's Day" because she demanded an astronomical salary." The flick, which is scheduled to be released in February 2011, is The Garry Marshall project is set to be released in February 2011 and has signed Julia Roberts, Jennifer Garner, Anne Hathaway, Ashton Kutcher, Shirley MacLaine and Bradley Cooper. "Producers at New Line originally had Katherine on their casting list. They wanted her for the project, but during the talks, she came back demanding $3 million for the role.
Our source calls that number "ridiculous" because the movie has "an ensemble cast where there is really no one lead role. Actors are only filming between three and 14 days, and no other actors asked for nearly that amount." A rep for Heigl told Page Six, "The story is ludicrous. Early negotiations are a daily occurrence in this business, and just for clarification, Katherine walked away from this project for multiple reasons." A spokeswoman for New Line had "no comment." It's not the first time Heigl has come across as a diva. In 2007, after "Knocked Up," she told Vanity Fair the Judd Apatow-directed movie "paints the women as shrews, as humorless and uptight, and it paints the men as lovable, goofy, fun-loving guys. I had a hard time with it on some days." She also caused a commotion when she withdrew her name from consideration for last year's Emmy race, slighting the "Grey's Anatomy" writers by saying, "I do not feel I was given the material this season to warrant a nomination." Heigl, whose character was dying of brain cancer, did enter herself in this year's awards nominations.In Katherine's defence, the movie sounds like a stinker. Jennifer Garner and Ashton Kutcher? Why not throw in Gwyneth Paltrow and Jessica Simpson to make this flick sound even less appetizing to the movie going public. But the fact that the "insider" is trying to paint Heigl with the "Who The Hell Does She Think She Is" brush is what I love. Heigl has been getting bitch-slapped from all sides in Hollywood lately. Eventually the movie going public will catch up.
WICKED WHISPERS: Which actor enters plus and minus signs into his cell phone's address book to keep track of the ladies who merit being part of his entourage - and those who don't? Gossip Wrap-Up! Guess: Yawn.
Read more...Wicked Whispers: What seemingly sweet small-screen starlet is actually so nasty that she won't speak to anyone on set until she "has her face on?" Gossip Wrap-Up! Guess: Blake Lively?
Read more...
I decided that I wasn't going to blog about movies this weekend. I thought my movie going opinion was just that, and this blog wasn't the place for it. But left to your own devices, you folks bring shame upon your ancestors. Hell, you bring shame upon your ancestors' ancestors. GREAT SHAME. This long weekend you had two choices, Ben Stiller or Terminator Salvation. Let me rephrase that. You had two choices, Ben Stiller or Terminator Salvation which stars the hotness that is Christian Bale and Sam Worthington. I could careless what Ben Stiller movie it was. I will not even show it enough respect to type it’s title. Why? Because it is a f*cking Ben Stiller movie!!!!! For the love of God people $70 million? Do you know what this means? More Ben Stiller movies. What good could possible come of that? TELL ME! I must now see Terminator Salvation twice this week to make up for this box office abomination. Two Ben Stiller movies in a row have won the weekend box office. These are the End of Days people. Repent.
This Twitter obsession is becoming problematic. I guess this is the only attention that Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher get these days. Unless Twitter is paying them, I think this is a pretty dumb career move. Well here is Demi Moore sitting toothless at the dentist chair. A picture she decided to share on Twitter. Did you know Demi grew up in a trailer park? And no, it was not located in Malibu. I wonder why I only remembered that useless piece of information now.
So sorry to punish you with Paris. But most of you are taking the day off, and tomorrow hung-over, these photos will be so much worse. Paris, while in Cannes last week, continued to prove to the world that money can not buy class. I’m still not sure why this girl gets invited places. Cannes has so much trash running around and photographers willing to capture them, I have no clue why they needed to add Paris Hilton to the mix. LaineyGossip.com ran a great story about the lengths Paris Hilton is willing to go through to hang with the A List last week. And it would appear that Elton John and his hubby, Canadian David Furnish, learned that sometimes, no matter how desperate you are to fill seats, one should never stoop too low. David met Paris at the Hotel du Cap and invited her to a party on his friend's yacht. "As soon as Paris arrived she had her tongue down Doug's throat. Everyone kept saying how inappropriate they were being but Paris didn't care who was looking. They got so worked up she dragged Doug below deck so they could have some private time. But as they were closing the cubicle door so they could tear into each other, they were caught out. David spotted them and the captain was furious. He kicked them off for unsociable behaviour. "Everyone congratulated the captain." (Source: The Mirror) 
Yeah whatever. Why the hell was she invited to begin with? And what drugs were these two taking that was making them so horny throughout Cannes? Or was this the only way that Paris could ensure she’d get some press? Is it me, but isn’t there something so disgusting, so vile, so ick about Paris Hilton? I don’t even know who the hell this Doug fool is, but dude, there has got to be a better way to get your name out there.
WICKED WHISPER: Which top action star is mortified every time he has to ask his assistant to pick up his Valtrex prescription? Gossip Wrap-Up! Guess: All of them! Please, the Herpes virus is more common than the Flu virus in Hollywood. But does Harrison Ford know shame?
Read more...
It's Memorial Day in the USA, and since both Canada and the US have troops in the war zones right now we should be taking this seriously. We should be honouring and respecting those who have given their lives, and those who are risking their lives to protect our future, and our ideals and in some cases oil. But I can't. Because Katie Holmes and her horrid fashion sense is f*cking it up for me. Doesn't Katie have a single friend? Anyone? Does she not have any employees? Nannies? House cleaners? Bodyguards? Do they all hate Katie so much that they let her leave the house to honour our soldiers wearing this crap. I'm sure she designed this contraption. Is it a pant suit? Or a jump suit? I cannot tell. Which makes it so much worse. Because all through the design process everyone just smiled at her, looked her in the eye and said: "That's great Katie". She has full use of Tom Cruise Black Amex, and this is what she chooses to do? Moron.
Do you all remember this post I did on George Clooney back in July 08? The one where I said:
I am seriously crushing on George Clooney. If I didn't believe he was riddled with STDs, I would totally get into shape and move out to California to become a waitress in hopes of snagging him. But since Canadian medicare doesn't cover Valtrex, I shall just have to lust after him from afar.I need to rethink my fear of Valtrex. Crazy Days & Nights is reporting that George Clooney has picked up another waitress. So I must ask two questions: 1. Why not me? Please don't remind me about my "Oprah Arms" and Back Fat issues. Let this be about George's flaws not mine. 2. At what point did the guidance counsellor tell these girls that having a "Sugar Daddy" was a career option? Why did no one tip me to this? Why did I rack up 30K in student loans, when I just should have moved out to LA or Vegas, and become a waitress? Please don't tell me that it will work out in the end. That when these girls are older, they'll regret the choices they've made. BS, these girls are probably getting more in spousal/palimony or child support than I'm making in a year. I think this is bothering me because George is actually good looking, talented and funny. Which makes me wonder, what the hell is wrong with him?
For those who were wondering whether Rihanna's new hairstyle was just the result of some heavy ass wind in NYC, I present you with new evidence. Last night, Def Jam presented RiRi with a huge plaque to commemorate her 12 millions albums sold since her debut on Island/Def Jam Records. Hmmm...12 million divided by 5 albums...I guess were celebrating mediocrity now eh? But I digress, the real story here is the hair. Rihanna's lucky that she's beautiful and can carry off this foolishness. Note to ugly blacks girls: Do not try this at home! There are already too many of you out there with busted-up weaves (you MUST click that link - SMH). 
But I am jealous of Rihanna's skin. God she has great skin. I need to stop harassing her for flying home to Barbados every weekend. If Barbados sun would give me that complexion, I'd fly to Barbados every weekend (I guess that would be right after this Broke-Ass-Bitch finds me a rich baby daddy, or sells 12 million albums -suddenly 12 million seems like a lot.
Side view, doesn't get any better (hair, skin still flawless). 
I've seen this kid at like 3 public events, and they're always protecting Suri Cruises ears. Case in point, Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise at the American Idol taping on Wednesday night. Not sure what kind of life this kid has, but at some point, in between buying and designing all of those matronly clothes, can't Katie Holmes pick up some ear muffs? Or, better yet, leave the 3 year old at home. Doesn't Katie Holmes have any friends her own age she can hang out with?
WICKED WHISPERS: Which top model was dismissed from her agency - all because she became a Scientologist? Gossip Wrap-Up! Guess: Why would her agency care? In this economy what agency would let a "top model" and all of her commissions go because of religion?
Read more...
Not the best we've seen Brad 'n' Angie, but even an off Brad 'n' Angie is better than nothing. I'm starting to believe the pregnancy rumors, Angelina is starting to look like she's been eating.
If they're not drinking, drugging or robbing banks, they're getting their shanty town villas torn down. First little Azharuddin Mohammed Ismail lost his home, now little Rubina Ali has suffered the same fate. Today, Indian police stormed Rubina's section of the slums where she and her family live and tore down all of the homes. In fact, her father was injured by the police while trying to protect the home. But don't worry! The Hollywood producers and director who made Slumdog Millionaire are doing just fine!
WICKED WHISPERS: Which wanna-be rocker had to take a trip to the emergency room because he went to sleep with his contacts in? Gossip Wrap-Up! Guess: I assume one of the kids from Idol, but why is this a blind? And why go to Emerge? I sleep in my contacts every night -if your eyes dry out you put wetting drops in them.
Read more...
I’ve already made my opinion on the Scarlett Johansson/Gwyneth Paltrow double team on Iron Man 2. I’ve expressed my outrage. I’ve shared how much that casting choice has damaged me. So I won’t say any more, besides, there is a bright light on the horizon. One of them might kill the other during production. The Sun is reporting that there seems to be issues between Gwyneth Paltrow and Scarlett Johansson. Gwyneth thinks Scarlett is “very demanding of the attention of the crew. It’s not a happy set.” Translation, all the boys are gawking at one-pretty-overrated-actress, while ignoring the other not-so-pretty-got-something-up-her-ass-overrated-actress. Don’t you love how I break Hollywood down for you? If Gwyneth and Scarlett come to blows, my money is on Gwyneth. Gwyneth looks like she’d play dirty and the skinny b*tch probably moves like a cat.
Her ego matches his. I love when celebs discuss how beautiful they are. I love when they tell us how much of a burden it is on their "craft". Oh! The suffering of Jessica Biel. Jessic Biel covers next month’s Allure magazine. Promoting what? Her straight to DVD movie? I think the publisher of Allure needs to pay closer attention to who is manning their ship. Anyways, Jessica gives an interview that will probably garner more attention than any of her films have in recent years. Actually probably ever, because I can’t think of a single movie she’s been in aside from Blade 3. And let me tell you, Blade 3 starred Wesley Snipes, Ryan Reynolds and Jessica Biel, so I don’t need to tell you it was so bad, the casting agent probably hasn’t worked since. But I digress. Jessica in Allure magazine’s June edition reveals a lot about herself. She’s delusional. It would appear that Jessica thinks the “issues” with her career, the reason she’s not getting parts that Natalie Portman or Scarlett Johansson get is because, casting, directors and producers think she’s too beautiful. Jessica is so beautiful, that some people won’t let her even audition for parts, and “that’s hurtful.” Yes Jessica those dogs, Natalie, Scarlett, Halle, Angelina have the exact same problem -they’re too beautiful for Hollywood. Oh wait, they don’t have that problem, it seems only you and Jessica Alba are too beautiful for parts. Maybe the problem lies with Hollywood. They’re not speaking the same English as you, so me, being the generous b*tch that I am, will translate. Next time the casting director, producer or director tells you that you are too beautiful to play in their production, what they really are saying is: "B*tch you can’t act!" Honestly, this is what happens when you surround yourself with yes men. Jessica has a great body, a beautiful body, her face, not so much. She’s plain Jane from the neck up. Girlfriend, get over yourself. You’ve already peaked; once you lose the boyfriend it will become very clear.
Well I didn't the split second I was typing that title. But things change.
I'm a little hesitant to knock on Rihanna's hair, because clearly she's a trendsetter, not a follower. Not sure who's following her, but I got to give Miss Battered Barbados credit she does get photographed a lot. And I'm thinking it's her style because I have her three albums and there really isn't much there. So Rihanna is growing out her hair? Or she's using far too much hair gel? You decide.
Wicked Whispers: Which SAG Award-winning actor has pals ship him marijuana in hollowed-out candles when he's working out of town? Gossip Wrap-Up! Guess: Johnny Depp and Geoffrey Rush are the only SAG winners in the past 10 years not to have won an Oscar. I'm going with Johnny.
Read more...
How many apple boxes were used in the making of the New Moon movie poster?
Some of you out there may be reading this at work. You, like me, might have gone to University or College, gotten a job that you were super excited about when you started, by now, not so much. You might be content with your life. Working nine-to five, getting by. Not really complaining, but life is not exactly how you planned it. If this situation sound even the least bit familiar, then you, just like myself, are fools. DAMN FOOLS. Mel Gibson’s “side piece”, “bimbo”, “mistress”, whatever you chose to call her, is pregnant. Let me clarify this. Mel Gibson, who has been married for longer than there have been pre-nups; a man so devout, that he’s building his own church, has knocked up his girl on the side (lucky for her Catholics don’t believe in condoms). Her name, who cares, some Russian chick with bad plastic surgery. My point, this woman is the smartest woman in the world. Think about it. Imagine what kind of ass Mel Gibson is. Forget about the alcoholism, it’s the temper tantrums and rages that would scare the heck out of me. Does she want to marry him and spend the rest of her life with this guy? Hells NO. Does she want to marry and spend the rest of his life with a small portion of his money? Hell YES! In this economy how many people have lost their jobs, their credit, their homes, their pensions. This woman now has a guaranteed pay check of at least $18,000 per month for the next 18 years. That’s $216,000 a year. $3,888,000 over 18 years. If her lawyer is worth his salt, she’ll get her name on a house, and Mel Gibson will be picking up all of the child’s expenses too. That 18K a month is for food and clothing. Star-F*cking. The smartest financial planning you’ll ever make.
So much for the saying "Once you go Black, you never go back." After three months of coloured girls on the cover of Vogue magazine, Anna Wintour is once again going back to the tried and boring -the Hollywood actress. Seriously, why can't we put models back on the covers of magazine. Vogue's May 2009 edition was one of the best Vogue covers in years. Am I the only one tired of seeing actresses on the covers of fashion magazines? Although, technically speaking Cameron Diaz the daughter of Cuban immigrants, which would make her Latina (she may not agree with me on that). So Vogue has had minorities on the cover FOUR months in a row. Do you realize what this means? One black president and the world has changed dramatically. Someone better check out what's happening in the Israel. I'm sure the Palestinian conflict must be over now. 
Clearly someone isn't getting paid. Or maybe her entourage is pissed at her. Or maybe Jennifer Hudson is pregnant, and was hoping to throw us off the scent by putting on this f*ckery.
Lord have mercy. I am WEAK. Even my unstylish self would have had a hissy fit before going on national tv in this hot ass mess. Hell the outfit is so bad, I'm not even going to mention the ghetto weave (wig?).
I’ve been to my church three weeks in a row! Three weeks! “My Church” being the local Cineplex Odeon movie theatre. All praise to the most high, the glorious movie god Box Office. He is truly wonderful when he’s not punishing us with the tweens (Miley, Zac and the rest of the HSM freaks) and Beyonce. I’m still pissed about Beyoncé. He keeps giving Beyoncé movies. Beyoncé must have offered up her soul at some point in exchange for all of these roles. Or maybe she sacrificed the original members of Destiny’s Child? One of them hasn’t been seen since they were kicked out you know. This week’s sermon? Angels & Demons. I love Tom Hanks. There something comforting about his presence on screen. The theatre was packed and despite the less than stellar reviews, Angels & Demons was worth it –well worth my free movie pass anyways. I seem to like movies more when they don’t cost me anything. Ewan McGregor was the only weak link; well that and all the missing plot points (the DVD version will probably be 3 hours long, because a lot of things didn’t make sense). My mistake might have been rereading Dan Browns book last month, so everything was still fresh in my mind. But was I the only one who thought Ewan McGregor was horrible in the role of Camerlengo Patrick McKenna? Nice to look at, but horribly played. I’m kind of creeped out by this movie poster for Angels & Demons I ganked from IMP Awards. I’ve never seen it before –I don’t think this version was released in Canada, but it looks like something I could have made up on my Microsoft Photo Editor –don't judge, like I can afford Abode’s Photoshop.
The Daily Mirror is reporting that Gwyneth Paltrow leaving cosmetic giant, Estee Lauder. The 30 something snobby,overrated, bitch of an actress (not that I’m passing judgement), does not want to renew her contract so that she can focus on building her Goop brand (and acting I would assume). Her goal is to become the next lifestyle queen, like Martha Stewart. I’d laugh, but Martha’s a snob too, and look how well she did . Is it possible to build the Goop brand? Doesn’t her target market spend more time laughing at Goop than following her advice? I don’t read Goop. She lost me when she suggested the Burberry trench and her overpriced gym. It’s a recession, show some respect for all the broke ass bitches out there, overspending helped get us into this mess. Besides, Goop is way too cerebral for me. Her by-line is “nourish the inner aspect”. So we’re nourishing our inner aspect with Goop? If that’s like carbs and trans fats then me and my friends do it every day without the preachy holier than thou attitude thank-you-very-much. Gwyneth is not an unattractive woman -she may even be beautiful, the fact that I can’t stand the b*tch may be clouding my judgement. But her Estee Lauder ads never worked for me. She looked so fake in them. I also don’t see Gwyneth using Estee Lauder products (especially their perfume). My mom and aunts use Estee Lauder. I don’t see Gwyneth having anything in common with my mom and aunts, especially the aunts. My Aunt Merissa was the one who told me my arms were getting Oprahish. I can only imagine what would happen if she were put in the same room with Gwyneth. After about 5 minutes, she’d ask Gwyneth what the hell was up her ass, and if she wanted her right foot to attempt to dislodge it. Sh*t like that is why I love my Auntie Merissa.
I’m all for “investigative journalism” but the editors of the National Enquirer need to be taken to task for this one. Teri Shields, 75 Brooke Shields mother, suffers from dementia and is currently living in an nursing home in New Jersey. On Thursday Teri was checked out of a her nursing home a journalist working for the National Enquirer. The journalist claimed to be a friend of Teri. When Teri failed to return, the police were called to look for her. Teri Shields, was later found unharmed at a restaurant next door to an assisted living center in Old Tappan, N.J., talking to a freelance reporter and a photographer, according to police, who say no arrests have been made but the case remains under investigation. The National Enquirer claims the reporter was a personal friend of Teri Shields. I know it’s a tabloid, but ick. Teri Shields is living in a nursing home because she suffers from dementia, and in a probability cannot legally make decisions for herself or properly care for herself for that matter. He this "journalist" was in fact a friend, why wouldn't he keep Teri on the property. And why bring a photographer with him? Brooke wants to pursue this to the fullest extent of the law. Good luck with that, her mom probably won't be a reliable witness.
Remember way back when Jennifer Love Hewitt said she was a size 2? Maybe she was foreshadowing. Baby ain't got no more back, or side or shape for that matter. Unfortunately, she now looks to be about 39 years old. When will Hollywood learn that fat is a better wrinkle cure than Botox. Photo credit: BigPicturesphoto.com
WICKED WHISPERS: Which troubled young starlet was caught doing lines with her new bestie at a hot NYC club? Gossip Wrap-Up! Guess: Well Lindsay Lohan and Lily Allen haven't been in NYC in ages, or have they?
Read more...
The beautiful Jennifer Hudson graces the cover of Essence Magazine (June 2009). Once again we have another Jennifer Hudson cover that trumps her Vogue cover (click here for a refresher). Maybe Anna Wintour, Andre Leon Talley and Annie Leibovitz need a "do over"? Then again, we've already had three black women on the cover of Vogue this year. So I think we're officially "done."
Ciara was doing so well. She's been looking great lately, positively feminine. But you can't keep a good tranny down. Ciara baby, nothing screams chicks with dicks more than cornrows, too much eye make-up, muscles and bad breast implants.
Slumdog Millionaire actor is homeless, or more homeless, depending on how you look at it. City workers bulldozed the home of a Slumdog Millionaire child star Azharuddin Mohammed Ismail today, as part of the demolition of dozens of shanties in a Mumbai slum. I guess all that negative publicity was starting to piss of the government. The politicians probably thought if they just destroyed the shacks, the people would go away. Politicians are smart that way. The authorities say his family will be given a new home elsewhere. Yeah, right after the producers of Slumdog Millionaire give him one. Don’t hold your breath kid. Slumdog Millionaire earned eight Oscars and $326 million in box office receipts, yet both of the two kids Azhar and Rubina Ali -who were plucked from the slum to star in the blockbuster, still live in the slums. How much do you think rent in a crappy neighbourhood of Mumbai cost for a year? Probably less than the amount they would have had to pay a North American child actor to do the same part if they had filmed it over here. I know that the producers don’t owe these kids anything. Legally they paid them, and they’re done. But, I know that those kids were hired as a marketing ploy. An interesting angle to sell the film. They could have hired local actors, they chose to go into the slums and pluck these to up. They chose to bring them to Hollywood, lavish them with a lifestyle they knew their parents couldn’t afford, just to help promote the film around Oscar season. And they then chose to put them back on a plane to India and forget about them. To hell with Danny Boyle and company.
I swear Janice Min must have bigger balls than Anna Wintour. Does Janice know fashion? She should contact Condé Nast and apply for Anna’s job. Out of fear, I think they’d give Vogue Magazine to her. Us Weekly editor, Janice has called out In Touch Weekly for all their fake ass Angelina and Brad cover stories. Seriously, who is In Touch Weekly using for their source? Must be my mama, ‘cause she don’t know sh*t about Angelina and Brad either.
WICKED WHISPERS: Which infamously perverted actor should start checking his dates' IDs? He may not realize that he recently went out with some serious jailbait! Gossip Wrap-Up! Guess: How about PeeWee Herman aka Paul Ruben
Read more...“I don’t have a f**king Twitter… why would I use Twitter??? I only blog 5 per cent of what I’m up to in the first place. I’m actually slow delivering content because I’m too busy actually busy being creative most of the time and if I’m not and I’m just laying on a beach I wouldn’t tell the world. Everything that Twitter offers I need less of. “The people at twitter know I don’t have a f**king Twitter so for them to allow someone to pose as me and accumulate over a million names is irresponsible and deceitful to there (sic) faithful users. Repeat… the heads of Twitter knew I didn’t have a Twitter and they have to know which accounts have high activity on them. “It’s a f**king farce and it makes me question what other so called celebrity Twitters are actually real or fake. Hey Twitter, take the so called Kanye West Twitter down now.”What I got from Kanye's rant is:
It's like Kanye and I are cosmic twins. We're identical, except for the fact that he's American, male, talented, widely respected, wealthy as a motherf*ck and dates trash. Other than that we're exactly the same!
TLC’s publicists are better than I thought. Pretty amazing actually. I was an entertainment publicist for about a minute. Seriously, my IMdb page is sad, but like my Twitter account, I don’t seem to want to update that one either. I never did anything big on my own, but I have worked for some pretty big and highly respected entertainment publicists. But my brief journey in the world of entertainment PR taught me one thing. Even when you don’t think you’re being sold something, you are, trust me. Especially when it comes to the covers of the tabloids. 
So this week’s Tabloid Cover Stories seem to be focused on the Jon and Kate Plus 8 “break-up”. Can I get a “bitch please”, followed by an “Amen”. Do you think the folks at TLC would let this go down unless they knew how they were going to end this? Are we all catching on that last weeks "explosive" cheating scandal was in all probability planned. Word is the Jon and Kate split up months ago, and have been playing it for the camera ever since. I realize the season premiere is just around the corner, but this is not the only reason you’re being sold this. 50 bucks it will be Kate Plus 8. TLC following a single mom of 8 kids around, while she works, dates and manages her time –it could be Jon, but she has the stronger personality and it makes for better television plus Jon Plus 8 doesn’t rhyme. Kate Plus 8 would be brilliant. I would actually watch it, if it weren’t for the fact I boycotted TLC when they cancelled Miami Ink and I find Kate annoying as all hell.
Wicked whisper: Which buxom B-list pinup only helps out charities that ply her with cocaine? Gossip Wrap-Up! Guess: Pam Anderson and PETA?
Read more...Wicked whisper: Which married TV actor used the Correspondents Dinner as an excuse to meet up with his occasional mistress? Gossip Wrap-Up! Guess: I'm losing my blind item touch. I used to be so good at these things. Granted, this one reeks of who cares...
Read more...
Here is Katie Holmes at the White House Correspondence Dinner. My mother would wear this outfit, the only problem in that my mom is in her sixties! Katie isn't even 30 yet, so why is she dressing like an old lady? What's the point of having access to your hubby's Black Amex if you're going to dress like ass?! Katie needs friends. Friends who aren't Scientologists, because clearly those people have no taste.
I had forgotten about my little charitable organization -The 'Save a Sistah' Foundation. A nonprofit to help out pretty colored girls who have no common sense. Rihanna was our first case, but like many nonprofit organizations in this economy, lack of funding hampered our efforts. And see what happens when charitable foundations don't have the funds to help out those in need! I may need to reach in my own purse to save this girl. Rihanna was doing so well. Hanging out with dying kids. Looking fabulous at events. Now this. Neked pictures. Buck Neked pictures. (Click here to see them, courtesy of Crazy Days & Nights). Pretty sure this will cost her Cover Girl contract. Her only saving grace, her body looks good, and there's a shot with Chris Brown wearing her panties as a hat -punk ass to the end. We have to assume Punk Ass, the artist formally known as Chris Brown leaked them. But Rihanna's to blame. You don't take naked pictures of yourself in this day and age, and not expect them to land on the internet. That's common sense, something Rihanna is clearly lacking.
I’ve been to temple two weeks in a row. My return to “Temple” or “movie theatre” as you non-believers call it, has been a wonderful, energizing experience. My worship of the movie gods is back in full force. This week, Star Trek. Please tell me you saw it? Did you love it? I am crushing on Zachary Quinto (and since I only love the sexually ambiguous ones, he must be gay). And does Zoe Saldana not make enough money to eat? Who knew black girls got anorexia? I thought we only over ate. Must be her Latin blood. Star Trek killed at the box office, but not quite as many people turned up as they did for Wolverine last week. This is a shame, because Star Trek was so much better than Wolverine. And I loved Wolverine. See how much better Hollywood is when they aren’t catering to the tweeners, or giving movies to untalented pretty black girls (yes Beyonce I'm talking about you). Next week Angels and Demons. I think I'm going to have pamphlets made and start recruiting on the streets.
Blind Vice: Married Hit Man’s Horrible Path Enough with the retardalicious closeted gay movies stars. They're so two movie-weekend openings ago! Now, it's back to the straights being as predictably sleazy as only het (men, mainly) can be! 'Cause, let's just be honest here, the real creepsters are you opposite-sex folk out there. And not the single ones, either: The ultimately dangerous dudes to watch are the one's who have wedding rings on their left hands. You'd think that piece of jewelry would remind Sock-It-to-You Sleazewad to not go and grope female private parts that don't belong to his wife. Yep, the incredibly sexy Sock-It isn't just an incredible actor on screen, but off, as well. He makes you believe that all things are perf in that marriage of his—particularly when chatting to an equally talented and beautiful honey (how sorta Sean Penn of him). But as usual in Hollywood, life is not as it's portrayed: Sock-It isn't only sticking it to his wife (painfully so), but other babes in town, as well. And he likes 'em young, too. Legal of course, but youthful, vibrant and frisky. Maybe that's because that way, these conquests of Sock-It's are too naïve to know that a married alcoholic with a coke fetish and a penchant for slapping up his women isn't exactly a winner. As for Sleaze's wife? Oh she knows what's going on. But this babe has such history with her man she's not going anywhere. Besides, she's caught in that hideous trap. The one Rihanna had hopes of climbing out of. Maybe she still does? All women run when you see Sock-It lurching your way...to the police if you have to! And it Ain't: Sean Penn, David Duchovny, Ben Affleck Gossip Wrap-Up! Guess: I was going for Denzel Washington, but the "And It Ain'ts" don't add up to him. Mulling this one over for a minute....
Read more...Wicked whisper: Which top model’s hubby is hoping some sexy literature will spice up their love life? He recently gave her a graphic tome and asked what she’d be into most. Gossip Wrap-Up! Guess: Let's be different. How about, Adrinna 'I am a virgin' Lima.
Read more...Since Vogue magazine went black (3 months in a row colored girls have been on the cover), it seems someone else is trying to nab a Vogue cover too. Rihanna, fashion icon. Maybe, maybe not. Rihanna’s style has been hit and miss of late. But she is young, so she can wear this foolishness. Your thoughts? 
Confused (as usual) are these PVC stockings or part of her boots? And why did she put them on. 
Back when I used to watch TLC (before they cancelled Miami Ink), I remember watching Jon and Kate Plus 8. I remember thinking this couple has issues. Don’t have much sympathy for either of them. Sucks that Jon may or may not be cheating. But they signed up for a reality program. More importantly though, if you watched the show, you know she was the one who wanted to try in-vitro fertilization one more time –which led to 6 more kids. And you also now, he wasn’t amused. Kind of hard to walk out on 6 kids, must be even harder to walk out on eight. But plenty of men have walked out before. And to be honest, I think it would make a much better reality show. Single mom of 8? I’d watch the show week after week waiting for the episode where she finally comes to her senses and kills a couple of them.
Weblogs Directory
Web Directory
© Blogger template Snowy Winter by Ourblogtemplates.com 2009
Back to TOP
Melanie Brown. She was born a woman right? That's been verified?