The Gossip Wrap-Up!: January 2010

Showing newest 34 of 112 posts from January 2010. Show older posts

Showing newest 34 of 112 posts from January 2010. Show older posts

NOBODY LOVES BRITNEY

>> Sunday, January 31, 2010

Britney Spears arriving at the 2010 Grammy Awards.

Britney has never had any fashion sense at the award shows. Truthfully, she's always been a little tacky. So her outfit is of no surprise to me (she looks like she didn't finish getting dressed). But her face? Didn't anyone notice she looked exactly like former WWE wrestler Chyna?

RIHANNA REVISITED

Dress - still not feeling it. Hair - loving it. Make-up - better in this light.

TAYLOR IS THAT YOU?

Taylor Swift on the red carpet. Did this dress look better on TV?

GRAMMY AWARDS RED CARPET...

Keri Hilson looks beautiful.

Even on Grammy night, Ke$ha is incapable of looking clean.

Carrie Underwood looks like a soap opera star.

Do my eyes deceive me? Is Nicole Kidman finally accepting the aging process?

Bad make-up is the look of the night. Miley Cyrus.

CIARA, YOU MAKE THIS TOO EASY

I was going to comment on how Ciara is a budget Rihanna, but instead I'm going to suggest that Ciara fire her stylists and shell out some money for someone who's capable of pulling A-list clothing. Maybe next year kid.

LADY GAGA & ELTON JOHN

YouTube is pulling the performances down as CBS will be posting them tomorrow on their own site. So enjoy it while it lasts.

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LADY GAGA CLOSE UP

Lady Gaga on the red carpet. I think tonight is all about the overall effect, not about the close-ups. But is her hair attached to her body suit?

KATY PERRY - PRETTY GIRL, UGLY DRESS

Katy Perry looks like she picked up her Grammy Awards dress at H&M. Not only is it ugly, it looks cheap.

From another angle, it's an improvement,but only because her skin looks better than the dress. Her face is gorgeous.

I'm not sure about Russel Brand yet. I can't tell if he's being serious. But they do look good together in their ugly outfits.

RIHANNA AND A WHOLE LOTTA DRESS

Considering Rihanna has been posing topless a lot lately, I'm going to give her a pass on this one. But there seems to be way too much material on this girl.

Close up - the drug store cosmetics don't work for the red carpet here either. Blush -gorgeous, her eye make-up looks cheap. Fortunately she's pretty enough to pull it off.

@BEYONCE - I TAKE IT BACK

Upon closer inspection, I’m going to have to give Beyoncé a fail. She’s going to have to give up the L’Oreal and switch to a department store brand, because if she doesn’t have a single black her on her head, why did they colour her eyebrows that colour? And the glitter weave has got to go. Lord help us is she starts a trend. This summer I’m positive I’m going to see thousands of project chicks walking around with stripper hair.

GRAMMY AWARDS RED CARPET

Another picture of Lady Gaga, because she takes the red carpet so seriously.

Canada's Next Top Model host and America's Next Top Model Artistic Director, Jay Manuel arrives at the Grammy Awards. Didn't he wear this jacket to the Much Music Awards a couple of years ago?

GRAMMY AWARDS RED CARPET FLASHBACK

OMG it's the guy who came in second on the first season of American Idol! That's the only season I watched in it's entirety. Of course winner Kelly Clarkson went on to super stardom. And Justin Guarini...well I'm just trying to figure out why he's at the 52nd Annual Grammy Awards.

THE DIVA HAS ARRIVED

Beyoncé arrives at the 2010 Grammy Awards. Not a huge fan of the dress, but the colour and cut suit her. She looks fabulous.

IT'S NOT BLOND, IT'S YELLOW B*TCHES!

Lady Gaga arrives at the 2010 Grammy Awards. I'm not sure what's in her hand, but I have a feeling that if tonight doesn't go well, someone's going to get hurt.

THE GRAMMY RED CARPET -PART 1

Adam Lambert arrives (early) on the red carpet. I guess when you only wear black, your options are limited.

India.Arie went all out -I don't think it worked for her though. She's up for two awards this year.

SNOOKIE, with a new hair style! I've never even seen her show, I already waste too much time on foolishness.

THE HARDEST WORKING WOMAN IN SHOWBIZ

Britney Spears emerging from a recording studio in Miami yesterday. What's the point of having all the money if you aren't allowed to sit back, relax and HEAL. Surely rest cannot be bad for Britney?

THE GRAMMYS AREN'T A PARTY WITHOUT RIHANNA

What a difference a year makes. This time last year Rihanna was getting a beat down by Chris Brown. One year later Rihanna shows up at the 52nd Annual Grammy Awards Salute to Icons: Doug Morris (I don’t know who that is either) wearing this dress. Love it or hate it (I hate it) this Viktor & Rolfe’s dress is the business. This dress is all about standing out. And that she did.

Compare Rihanna to:

Carrie Underwood in silver. Thank god Carrie’s talented. This outfit is a lesson on why you must never be considered “the country b*tch” -eventually your stylist won’t be able to tolerate your ass no more and you end up on the red carpet looking like a busted Betty. I know Carrie doesn’t do leather, but did she really have to get her shoes from Payless?

Fergie in silver and the wrong colour foundation.

Taylor Swift also in silver. Love her dress on her, very age appropriate and cute.

Katy Perry also rocking the metallic look.

Katy, Taylor, Rihanna and Fergie. Carrie's dress was so ugly they wouldn't let her in the shot.

RIHANNA IS SO CHARITABLE

Rihanna poses with Ciara last night at a Pre-Grammy party. Look how happy Ciara is to be photographed with Rihanna. Ciara is about to learn the hard way that only the pretty girls get to wear the ugly dresses and still look good

KE$HA IS ONLY 22?

Ke$ha at a Pre-Grammy party last night. You all are going to have to explain Ke$ha to me. This girl is like Britney, so freakin' dirty looking. Although in Britney’s defence, she only started looking dirty when “The Crazies” caught up with her ass. Ke$ha reminds me of Kayne’s girl Amber Rose. She looks like she used to work the sex trade… and worked hard.

RANDOM SHOTS

Lindsay Lohan hanging out at the Mondrian Hotel last night.

No Lindsay, it’s not your face you should be hiding.

DON'T MESS WITH SURI

Katie Holmes learns the hard way that no one tries to steal Suri's shine. Don't cry Suri, you still look better than your mom in that dress!

UNPRETTY

My former film crush, Gerard Butler showing the world what too much whoring and (alleged) drink and drugs will do to your looks. As if we didn't have the Lindsay Lohan example.

My baby done "f*cked up his pretty". Poor guy looks like he needs a blood transfusion.

THIS IS WHY YOU NEED PEOPLE

Kelis, there has got to be a better way you get your picture in the paper.

EPIPHANY!

>> Saturday, January 30, 2010

Everyone in the freaking world has unlimited amounts of time and money, except me. Seriously, YouTube (and Perez Hilton in this particular case) have created monsters.

SECRETS OF HOLLYWOOD BLIND ITEM

Alice In Wonderland
I am naming this blind item because I have been hearing a lot about her lately and i have a feeling that she will become very popular in my blogs.
Alice was a very young star on her way to big and bright things. She had been in the business since she was knee high to a grass hopper and is now part of a popular series. But the fame has gotten to her head. She fell into the rabbit hole and ended up in a Wonderland of sex, drugs, and a lot of Rock and Roll. She is barely legal and is already pissing off her tween fans and their parents with her outrageous behavior. It seems she is modeling herself after someone who should be locked inside a box for week.
Alice is very talented in the acting and music business and she could really go places. But she has given into temptation with some men promising to make her the next big thing. So far, he seems to be delivering, but how long until she becomes yesterday's desert? And there isn't much you can do with someone who is beginning to alienate her fans. She is not famous enough to be a misfit and still have a blossoming career. Besides, what would her fans think if her having secret on-set sex with a co-star? It's not Leighton Meester, Lea Michele, Demi Lovato
The Gossip Wrap-Up! Guess: Taylor Momsem

Rise And Shine Blind
Which morning ray of sunshine has an agreement with their spouse that they can do anyone and everyone. The wife likes some color in her bedroom and the husband likes anyone who will fawn over his body. It's shocking that no one has ever exposed them since the live in a city where everyone knows everyone.
The Gossip Wrap-Up! Guess: Rachael Ray

TED CASABLANCA'S BLIND VICE BLIND ITEM

>> Friday, January 29, 2010

Blind Vice: Be Careful What Makes You Famous

Gosh, last time we checked in on Seymour Plow-Me-More, he had not a care in the world—other than how to nab his latest gay conquest.

Gotta admit, I've always liked that about Seymour, he's like a little kid. He just wants his boy-toys, lots of cookies, his home-life with the fake wife and his career—in that order. He's never really pretended otherwise, unlike so many other grasping closeted gay stars in this town.

Recently, Seymour had an unfortunate incident in his life go down, and it rocked him to his very still-handsome core. So much so, that Mr. Plow-Me-More has taken drastic measures:

Seymour found himself more than a bit put out by this nasty occurrence in his life, he decided it was time to break free from the organization that was most instrumental in his creative zenith and career.

SP realized, post hard-knocks, that life's just too damn short to put up with folks who are trying to micro-mind your every move, which is what Seymour decided the organization was doing, and most offensively, too.

But get this: the outfit that helped create Mr. P. as one of Hollywood's biggest stars wasn't havein' it. No way were they at all agreeable to the notion of releasing Plow-Me-More from their Big-Brother-type biz ways, and that's the reason they brought out "the files."
And Seymour knew exactly what this meant.

Message received loud and clear: If Seymour proceeded with his plan to bolt, his former minders would see to it that every media organization within its reaches would be enjoying the contents the Seymour Plow-Me-More dossier of debauched gay behavior (is there any other kind, in stupid America's mind?). Now, keep in mind, these questionably gathered documents on Seymour are as impressively detailed as they are extensive. Pretty damn daunting, all put together.

Which is exactly why Seymour has changed his mind—for now.

I dare say he'll revert back to his original desire, which is to ditch the goons who keep watch over him and break free. But when?

Before Toothy Tile comes out, I guarantee you that. It Ain't: Brendan Fraser, David Beckham, Barack Obama

The Gossip Wrap-Up! Guess: John Travolta.

WHAT EXACTLY IS A VMAN?

Nick Jonas (and his purity ring) cover VMAN magazine. I had never heard of this magazine, and initially thought VMAN was some pro-virginity rag. I was kind of dissapointed to learn that it wasn't.

STAR MAGAZINE BLIND ITEM

Which fame-hungry starlet and her hubby gift publishing people with $5000 Hermes bags to make sure they stay in the headlines? Don’t worry, Star can’t be bought.
The Gossip Wrap-Up! Guess: That might explain why we see so many pictures of Tori and Dean.

EXPLANATION REQUIRED

I know the White House has a stylist, probably a team of stylists, who do all the shopping for Michelle Obama, seen here at last night's State of the Union address. I'm sure they put considerable thought into what Michelle Obama wears. What message her particular outfits convey. Maybe one of those people can drop me a line and explain why they keep putting this grown woman in dresses that an 11 year old girl would wear.

NOT READY FOR HIS CLOSE UP

>> Thursday, January 28, 2010

Hip hop producer/music mogul Jermaine Dupuis shows off some of the Official US Olympic gear while djing. You know, I don’t think he’s going to help Ralph Lauren’s sales one bit.

RANDOM SHOTS

Kate Moss in Paris for the launch of her new collection of Longchamp bags. So she’s a supermodel? I wonder if that could have happened if they hadn’t invented Photoshop?

BTW, Kate did go to rehab right? Hmmm...

BUZZFOTO BLIND ITEM

She broke up with this musician a while ago, and pretends that it is friendly. However, our jilted actress is still very hurt over how things turned out. Whenever she hears or reads about the musician in the news and his latest relationship or fling, she is infuriated. She has demanded that her agent start arranging more events where the two will be able to meet up or run into one another. She is said to be slowly developing an obsession with keeping tabs on her ex and wants to sabotage any new love he might have. If she can’t be happy, no one will! Not Cameron Diaz.

The Gossip Wrap-Up! Guess: Whether it's in the tabloids or in the blinds, no one shows Jennifer Aniston any respect.

BUZZFOTO BLIND ITEM

Buzzfoto Blind Item #266

This musician hasn’t been seen out for a while or put anything out lately. We’re used to seeing news of this celeb but then it just sort of dropped off. That’s because we hear the star has just gotten out of a long stint in rehab for drugs and other addictions and will be back making music shortly. Not Benji Madden.

The Gossip Wrap-Up! Guess: Part of me thinks Lenny Kravitz. I know he had an album out last year, and has been "living in Paris", but even with his role in PRECIOUS, he's been suspiciously absently of late.

GUESS WHO?

If they hadn't identified him, I never would have guessed. Check out photos of former NSync member Lance Bass taken by photographer (and Canada's Next Top Model judge) Mike Ruiz.

Really now Lance? That's how we're selling it? Hmmm...I'm going to keep my mouth shut on this one.

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