Lainey Gossip -Blind Item
>> Friday, August 31, 2007
Dating a Douche Perfect young couple: beautiful and cute, comparable status, first colleagues now lovers trying to stay out of the spotlight. At first, she was charmed by his charm, thought that she had found someone less brooding than her last boyfriend, someone less complicated, with fewer issues. Problem is, the honeymoon phase is over, and as is often the case when dating al narcissistic whiney bitches, their life has become completely about him – what he wants to do, who he wants to see, and what he wants to use. It was cocaine last year – an addiction he managed to get under control rather quickly. But plagued by professional setbacks and self doubt, he started using recreationally again a few months ago, escalating now to the point where he has become surly and grumpy, alienating many of his own friends and isolating her from hers. Although she is not doing it with him, she is giving up her other relationships to be with him. Her once close group of girls has been pushed out of her life, she hardly sees them, she hardly calls, and she makes excuses when she’s with him, ignoring pleas from her confidantes to slow things down. Worse still, it’s beginning to affect her work. She has been loathe to accept offers without checking with him first… and his response? “But I want us to be together, baby”. Apparently his cheese is as bad as his acting.
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Will someone please hold this bitch down and feed her.
Sorry Owen, but no bitch is worth it. And it runs the other way too ladies.
She's planning on becoming a character actress, right?
Not content with leaving their money-maker in rehab so she can get better, get some work and maintain that lifestyle they've all grown accustomed to (wishful thinking on Lindsay agent part). Dina "White Oprah" Lohan is still enabling the paparazzi and gossip rags alike, proving that even a situation as serious as rehab, is no reason to not have a photo op. Once again Lindsay has found her way into a "serious" treatment program, one that allows her to leave rehab on a daily basis -for tanning sessions and provisions from the local 7Eleven. Didn't she try this before and didn't it fail? Can't we just lock the bitch up? Leave it to the US justice system to answer my prayers. After being charged with 7 misdemeanours, including driving under the influence of alcohol and drugs (remember that coke that wasn't hers 'cause she borrowed the pants. Drug addicts for years have been claiming that cocaine crawls into people’s noses, and looks like Lindsay is yet another victim). So after "borrowing” a car and driving through the streets of LA like a coked-out drunk, she will spend 1 day in jail, do 10 days of community service and be on probation for 3 years. Everyone jumped on the one-day sentence. Honestly folks, does anyone think Lindsay capable of staying clean for the next three years. Stay tuned bitches, this one ain't over yet! 
Next up we have Little Lohan. I don't know her name, but she's the less attractive of the Lohan sisters and I always thought she had this 13 going on 30 look in her dead eyes. Little Lohan allegedly snuck out of the house this week to meet up with her 16 year old boyfriend, who had "borrowed" his mom's car. The Gossip Gods felt it necessary for this kid to crash the vehicle so that this future skank's misdeeds would be known to all. I'm not sure what exactly goes on in the Lohan house, but those girls need to thank God they weren't blessed with my mother. While Dina Lohan makes statements like “My children and I are in a wonderful place in our lives, and people just want to make things up and see us fail." My mom, would have just beaten their asses. Child Services may not of liked it, but it would have saved her 30 grand a month in rehab bills and trips to Utah.
I guess there are several levels of celebrity addictions. There's the Lindsay Lohan self absorbed youthful adolescent kind. The kind where you get drunk, do some coke and get your ass smacked by the paparazzi and if your really unlucky, the police. Think of your first year at university (minus the coke for me) where much of your weekends, and occasional weekday is spent at the local pub or club. Then there's the serious, sad and pathetic kind. Robert Downy Jr, went there. Amy Winehouse has now decided to take up residency. Apparently this week, Amy and her husband went at it after she (they?) decided to abuse drugs again. This isn't the fun sort of gossip for me. This one's not so easily repaired.
82 minutes. Not since OJ has a black person faired so well with the LA justice system. You know what this means? Brandy's going down.
The Gossip performed at the Reading Festival in England this week. I gotta give this girl props. I don't even like to walk around my house in my underwear.
Apparently these too are so in love they can't contain themselves. It's not like they've been followed by the paparazzi before, so I'm sure they will be totally shocked when they see these photos out on the net.
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