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>> Friday, October 31, 2008
One Sneaky Dame Blind Vice Okay, babes, we're back to you skanky hets this week! I swear, straight folks are getting as kinky as us gays, are we teaching you that well? Apparently so. Shafterella Shoshstein sure seems to be taking lessons successfully, and has been for some time, who the hell knew? When she busted up with her man not that long ago, everybody was sympathizing with poor S2. How could such a sweet, darling little babe have deserved such treatment from her male-slut partner for all those years? She's too talented, too charming, too damn dazzling to have to have endured such wretchedness, America cried! Turns out we were all weeping for the wrong partner, perhaps. S.S.'s ex is just now starting to put the truth out there, via a few tanked encounters with his fave bartender. Damn, sure hope this good-lookin' lad doesn't have to become full-blown alcoholic before we find out the full truth of the matter, but jeez, keep on drinkin' there, buddy-boy! Oh, and Shafty, shame on you, girlfriend. Cannot believe you penis-partied galore all that time, while letting your less-designing other half take the tabloid fall. Actually, I can. They don't pay ya the big bucks for nothin'. And It Ain't: Whitney Houston, Halle Berry, Britney Spears Gossip Wrap-Up! Guess: Initially I thought Jennifer Aniston or Reese Witherspoon but the "ain'ts" have thrown me (two singers and two African Americans).
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The first "official" photo of Gwen Stefani's newest bundle of joy Zuma is adorable. Zuma is a great name for a kid, but he's probably going to hate it when he's older.
I kid. Good for Weston for expressing his individuality. I'm not just saying that because he frightens me.
While In Touch Weekly tells the world Jennifer Aniston looks fat.
Serves her right. 
Jennifer Hudson's 
At least her mother dresses her cute.
Almost.
Further proof that loving the wrong man will f*ck up your life. At least the kids look happy (although it could be the food -I smile for cookies too).
Why the hell is he so pale? Doesn't he live in Miami? Unless you're James Bond, men shouldn't hold Martini glasses on camera.
But then the paparazzi went in for a close up. 
She's still scabby. 
The body of 7 year old Julian King was found today. Julian is Jennifer Hudson's nephew.
Sean 'Diddy' Combs looking old and tired on L'Uomo Vogue. 
Does Seventeen Magazine own High School Musical? Every month they rotate a cast member from that show on the cover. This month's selection, Ashley Tisedale. This looks like a pre-nose job photo. 
Lindsay Lohan's Spirit in the Dark album cover. Either she's not taking her music "career" seriously, or she was high as a kite when she approved this photo. She needs to give Britney Spears back her hair extensions!
This is what a banger looks like. If only she could sing.
New promo pictures from Christina Aguilera's upcoming album. She has that 'porn star' look mastered, hasn't she? 
Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon -It's so sad when women let themselves go after they get married. 
This whole Tom Cruise-Katie Holmes relationship is starting to make perfect sense. I still think he's the bottom though. 
In probably the most telling indicator that the US Economy has gone to the crapper, Heidi Montag’s Heidiwood clothing line has been discontinued "as a result of the economic crisis that has driven the nation into a recession." Somehow I thought the folks in the trailer parks were immune to the economic downturn. Source: PopCrunch
...Jennifer Aniston is pregnant. I need to see this one to believe it. But if she is, ponder this -Having Brad Pitt's baby or Having John Mayer's baby. I'm actually going to pray this rumour is true! At some point during the pregnancy, when the weight gain and hemorrhoids have gotten to her, she will realize the full horror of the situation. On the plus side, if Jennifer is having unprotected sex with John Mayer, that kid will totally be born via c-section.
Hasn't Tara Reid ever heard of a one piece? 
It's nice to see that Suri Cruise has inherited that vacant look in her eyes, just like mom.
I didn't think it was possible. This outfit looks even worse when she's standing next to the drawf.
Matilda and Michelle Williams 
Christie Brinkley and Alexa Ray
Fantasia should feel tremendous shame right now, but clearly she's not capable. 
Elizabeth Hurley out in London this week. This kind f*ckery exists when your face starts to "fall" and you foolishly think you can distract us from it.
I spent much of my free time at work discussing the foolishness that has become Jennifer Aniston’s love life. I think I spend more time analyzing Jennifer’s (and Jessica Simpson’s for-that-matter) dysfunctional behavior, than my own. Why would Jennifer Aniston take up with a man who publicly bitch-slapped her? For a brief moment I forgot that this is Jennifer Aniston. For a moment I forgot about the competitive nature of Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie. Could the only reason Jennifer took up with John Mayer again be because Angelina Jolie has a movie coming out? Because Angelina is getting tonnes of press promoting something that could garner Angelina her SECOND Oscar? Hmmmm….very sneaky Jennifer. But Jennifer underestimated the genius of “Zahara’s mom”. Angelina dropped this line yesterday, “Not a lot of people get to see a movie where their parents fell in love," referring to wanting her kids to see Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Pretty sure Brad was officially your husband during that film Jennfier. At some point I’m going to start feeling sorry for the Muppet-faced Aniston -not anytime soon, but at some point. While Angelina and Brad are out planning their global family. Jennifer has been reduced to dating no-name unemployed models and John Mayer. Jennifer is dating Jessica Simpson's cast offs. Can the bar be any lower? If this is a competition Jennifer, you cannot be winning.
According to the New York Post’s Page Six, Miley Cyrus showed up to LA Fashion Week Wednesday to catch her 20-year-old boyfriend, Justin Gaston, walking in the Christian Audigier show - and eyebrows rose at the pair's behavior. According to an eyewitness, Gaston and Cyrus - who was there with her mother, Leticia, and her manager - "were all over each other backstage." The heat extended to the runway where, every time Gaston walked, he would blow a kiss and wink at his teenage girlfriend, who in turn, "licked her lips seductively as he passed her." The source also overheard a conversation in which Cyrus told a friend that "she was probably staying at Justin's tonight and that they were going to skip the after-party and have a party of their own." A rep for Cyrus said, "Miley had a great time at the show, but the whole sleeping-over thing never happened. Miley went home with her mom and manager. Leticia is very strict with her." How can you be a strict parent and allow your FIFTEEN YEAR OLD to date a TWENTY YEAR OLD. If I were Miley’s mom, Justin would be a registered sex offender by now.
