I added to my Vin Diesel DVD Collection last night (don't laugh/don't judge, just respect me for having the courage to put my sh*t out there).

I picked up BABYLON A.D. I bought it previously viewed from Blockbuster for 5 dollars plus tax. I was mutherf*ckin’ robbed.

Vin Diesel’s voice –still perfect. Nose - beautiful. Arms –FAB-U-LUST!

Let me make on thing clear. Vin Diesel can act. I don’t care what anyone says. My boy can act. And at times he looked bloody fabulous in the movie. He smiled several times, and did not look at all like Shrek (why people lie on my boy, I don’t know). Also, Vin Diesel in a towel. Very nice. Very, very nice.

But I have one question: WHO IN THE HELL OKAYED THE SCRIPT FOR THIS MOVIE?

Actually, I don’t think the script was the issue. The director and editor have to take all the blame on this one. At some point these two morons got tired of sitting in the editing room and said to each other: “Let’s quit this b*tch”. And they did.

I have never seen a movie end so abruptly in my life. I should have been tipped off when the voice over started about ¾ of the way through. When Vin Diesel “suddenly” had to start explaining sh*t, I should have known I was out five bucks. You don’t need Vin Diesel to explain his movies for you. They’re not that complex.

Vin baby, I try, and I try and I try.... Your turn now.

Saturday Night's Feature Presentation: my other Hollywood crush, Jason Statham’s DEATH RACE. Clearly I’m a glutton for punishment.

Movie poster: Internet Movie Poster Awards

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Not by much though.

I think Adam Lambert is really enjoying the process of putting together an album. But I also think Adam needs better people. This is the album cover for his new single 'For Your Entertainment'. I haven't heard it yet, but I suspect Adam will be yet another American Idol contestant without a record label in about a year or so.

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Chris Brown and his management team decided to go head to head with Rihanna by releasing music at the same time. Obviously, Rihanna's management and marketing team know how the game is truly played. Expect to see a huge bump in Rihanna stories, just in time for her album release. Poor Chris. He's already proved he doesn't play defense well.

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"...because if it wasn’t for Destiny’s Child, this bitch would just be pregnant in the projects..."

Drunken Stepfather on  "Kelly Rowland and the Smallest Fake Tits on the Beach of the Day". That line is all sorts of wrong. But I'm laughing my ass off anyways. I'd give Drunken Stepfather a link for that line, but that site is pure porn.

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Britney Spears released the new video for the song ‘3’. Girlfriend is lucky that she's rich. I find it hard to believe she can find one person who wants to have sex with her, but to find two? I don't think so.

To Britney’s credit, I love that she’s obviously learned the lyrics to the song for lip-syncing purposes. Whether or not she showed up to the studio to sing it, who knows? It’s pure AutoTune on this track. It could be anyone's voice underneath all of that.

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Matthew Knowles needs to go back to school and re-certify his Music Manager's License.

Solange Knowles, Beyoncé's little sister, is without a record label. Solange was dropped from Interscope/Geffen (presumably for poor sales) back in May. May 2009. It's almost November, so why are we only now hearing about this?

Back in April, BV Buzz broke the story that Solange was being dropped from Interscope/Geffen:

BV Buzz can officially report that Solange Knowles is no longer signed to Interscope/Geffen Records.

BV Buzz’s previous story, back in April, caused a firestorm of backlash from both Solange and her father/manager, Mathew Knowles.

At the time, Knowles sent over this unedited statement: “Our joint venture with Music World and Interscope/Geffen/A&M is very much in placed [sic] for Solange. It’s very disappointing in recent days the amount of false statements in the marketplace from Solange being drop [sic] to me [sic] accused of being Kelly Rowland’s father.”

Additionally, Solange took to Twitter to blast this columnist by writing: “Ren and Stimpy “you stooppid idioots part 19″ lol. Today, April 7, 09 I am still on Music World/Geffen/ Interscope records…”

Denials aside, BV Buzz has learned that the label parted ways with Solange around May.

“They just waited for the buzz to die down and quietly ended their relationship with her,” a source close to the label told us.

Though Solange has been currently recording new music for her third solo CD, that music is being recorded independently as she has yet to ink a new deal with another label.

BV Buzz reached out to Music World Entertainment for a new comment on this story – though since they lied once, I’m sure they’ll lie again.

Here’s what they had to say: “Solange felt it necessary to go with a smaller, independent label that focuses more on the alternative genre, one that reflects her music style and artistry. Solange is working on a new album and the label will be announced shortly. The relationship with Interscope is excellent and the current album, ‘Sol-Angel and the Hadley Street Dreams’ is still being worked through the Music World/ Interscope joint venture with consistent weekly sales.”

Solange should just cut her losses. She has put out  two albums out and both of them have failed. Mathew Knowles and Music World Entertainment have enough cash to produced and market an album for Solange. Even they won't waste their own cash.

Why do we even know this girl's name? Solange needs to stop riding Beyoncé's coattails and move on.

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Jay-Z and Alicia Keys dropped the video for the latest New York anthem, 'Empire State of Mind'. How comes no one ever makes an anthem about Toronto? ...never mind.

I love Alicia Keys but she needs to stop putting those thighs of hers in leggings.

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A Sex-Addict Blind Vicer Returns!

It seems like Lloyd Boy-Toyed is just one example of an über-famous celeb playing the I dare you to out me gay dance.


We're bringin' back an oldie, ladies and gentleman: Remember Seymour Plow-Me-More? The multi-talented married dude who had a guy service him in a public steam room?

Well, it seems Seymour is back, and finding himself in crazier situations that he's used to...

Like the possibility of love. Oh, jeez, can it get any more horrifying that that?

See, this A-List actor was once daringly handsome, but suddenly has let age start to get the best of him. Although with the ups and downs in Seymour's life, we can imagine how some of his secrets have taken a toll on his dark features.

Well, it turns out Seymour's getting guy-on-guy frisky again...with a reporter, no less! (Guess Lloyd really started something last time he went hornin' all over a journalist, huh?)

Seymour's companion works for a mediocre outlet, but thanks to his famous partner, said journo just so happens to swoop all the exclusive stuff Seymour and his family have to offer.

Yes, S's wife knows what's going on. In fact, the whole business knows what's going on. Even the movie studios that employ Plow-Me know about—and approve—the boy-baggage Seymour insists on carrying with him.

S has tried various methods to un-gay himself, but the fact remains. He can't keep himself away from this partic tabloid type...and no one in this town seems to give a damn. Really?


And it Ain't: Kevin Costner, Nicholas Cage, Will Smith

The Gossip Wrap-Up! Guess: John Travolta

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This is why you don't help poor people. Yeah I wrote that.

By now these two kids from the hit film SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE should have been off enjoying the fruits of their very brief labour.  But they aren't, because their parents are a bunch of idiots.

The two kids from SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE are at risk of losing their monthly stipend and their entire trust fund because they don't attend school regularly. According to a trustee for the fund:

Azharuddin Mohammed Ismail, 11, is only showing up at school 37 per cent of the time and Rubina Ali, 9, has only a 27 per cent attendance rate, the trustee said. "It's pathetic," said Noshir Dadrawala, who helps administer the Jai Ho trust established by the filmmakers to provide an education, living allowance and housing for the young stars, who grew up in Mumbai's real-life slums.

Dadrawala blamed the children's busy schedule for their chronic truancy. "They are constantly going to Paris and Cochin and Chennai," he said. "That's fine, but go over the weekend, not at the sacrifice of school."

The trust has decided that if the children do not get their attendance above 70 per cent they will lose their monthly stipend of about $120. If they fail to graduate, they will forfeit a lump sum payment set aside by the filmmakers to help the children. SMH.

I'm so confused by this nonsense. 70%? Their target attendance rate is 70%? Obviously they're not trying to make these two into Rhode Scholars. Poor kids all over India (and the rest of the developing world), beg for the chance to attend a great school, and these two, who only have to show up, aren't?

In Azharuddin Mohammed Ismail defence, his father (the one who beat him publicly last summer) died of TB in September, so maybe this kid is still in the grieving process. Rubina has no excuse for not attending. Pure f*ckery.

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This past weekend this C list cable reality star who had his own show spoke at an event addressing tattoos, taboos and Jews but he did talk a bit about his TV show a bit as well. As an admittedly non-practicing Jew he was asked if he had any Jewish tattoos. His reply? “I have a dollar sign on my hand.” Some in the audience laughed, most did not. Know your audience dude. He recognized how reality TV had changed his life financially for the better and that it opened many doors for him, but he also spent considerable time complaining about the show. He did not enjoy it and never wanted to do subsequent season(s) but was tied to obligations in his contract. He complained about how the producers wanted to make each episode about death. He felt less like an artist and more like he was playing psychiatrist to the customers. He seemed very bitter about the experience.
The Gossip Wrap-Up Guess: Ami James formerly of Miami Ink, and now World Wide Tribe. I thought he was a "practicing Jew" though.

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Michelle Obama covers Glamour magazine's December 2009 edition. Dress -very cheery. I don't understand what's going on with the hair. Are helmets the 'in' accessory this holiday season?

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I don't know what's going on here, but I don't like any of it.

Rihanna released the cover art for her upcoming Rated R album. Grace Jones revisited. Not the least bit attractive to me. Too messy.
American Idol runner up Adam Lambert's For Your Entertainment album cover is the gayest thing I've ever seen. It's not even campy, it's just ridiculous. Adam better thank his lucky stars iTunes exists, most people would be embarrassed to buy this nonsense.

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I don't know why these two thought posing together at a party would be a good idea. Paula Abdul and Lindsay Lohan "working the camera" at the Richard Branson charity event. They're the poster children for the stupidly unemployed.

I wonder which one of them went riffling through the other's purse looking for the stash?

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Unit/Theatrical release publicists are the best. And the ones working for Summit are the hardest working bitches in Hollywood.

How could they have broken up, if they were never together?

For the record, the twihards take this stuff seriously. Too funny. No proof that the two are dating, but God forbid, OK! magazine suggests they've broken up. Check out the messages on the OK! website.

Enough with these two already, people need to start showing Taylor Lautner more love.

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Chris Brown released his 'I'll Transform Ya' music video today. I need to find the lyrics to this ridiculous song. The video looks like the label wouldn't cough up enough money to finish it properly.

I'm kind of curious why his record label is releasing an album at the same time as Rihanna?

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Bonus Blind Vice! Nude Dork's Sexting Strike-Out

Think most of our homo Vices have totally effed up ways of pursuing love? Well, don't rule out the horny-ass heteros, cause Adam Pounce-Prick is at the top of the heap when it comes to humiliating ways of getting off.

Adam PP has dated a few other celebs once becoming a recognizable name—some honies way out of his league, but they seem to fall for this funny fella's charm, if not his somewhat-appealing looks. But Adam, like every other swell-headed male out there, wants what he can't get.

Cue violins now, please.

Specifically, APP has his randy eye on one particular lady not in the business, not into casual stuff in the boudoir, either. Too bad for Pouncey, cause that's all he's looking for nowadays, and with this gal, he kept getting outright (and painfully) rejected. Did he finally prevail?

Well, listen up:

Those close to the lady of our dear Ad's affections don't say she has high standards or morals when it comes to bedding guys—they say she's "prude." Because how dare a dude, and a famous one at that, get denied! What an icy bitch this girl is!

Adam has been incessantly texting Miss Priss late at night to thrill her with sweet nothings. Such as? Asking her if she wanted to "suck face," or "roll under the covers with me." We're not kiddin' folks, we couldn't dream up these lame one-liners (that still live in the femme's phone so she can whip 'em out at parties and give everybody a good laugh).

APP's totally horrible pick-up lines for a booty call show just how immature he is in real life, not just the man-children he plays on-screen. (Though we give the dude some respect for not flat-out telling her to sit on his face or some other crude Piven-like crap.)

Well after a few weeks, Pouncey finally got the girl to come over by asking if she wanted to watch a movie. Right. Not sure why Miss Priss fell for this dork's see-through excuse, but she came over to his pad. "Door's open," he shouted from inside, and she sauntered in. And there Ad was, standing completely in the buff.

Miss Priss screamed, as any normal babe would who was being flashed (and sexually harassed) by Pouncey's paunchy bod, and flew the ef out of there, leaving Ad cold, alone and with a fab drop-dead line:

"I've already seen your movie."

What a way to woo a girl, man. It's a wonder you get laid at all.

And It Ain't: Paul Rudd, Bradley Cooper, Jonah Hill

The Gossip Wrap-Up! Guess: Jason Segal

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She just keeps going and going.

Here Lindsay Lohan worked the red carpet at a Richard Branson's Rock the Kasbah event. I don't know how Lindsay does it. How this kid is still standing? Check out her eyes. Find this girl's pupils.

You know, Lindsay might want to consider investing in some anti-aging skin care right about now.

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I could care less about the Trumps. And normally, I don't pay much attention to wedding photos, but I kind of like this one. Surprisingly tasteful, considering a Trump was involved. Ivanka Trump married some guy set to inherit a billion dollars.

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"Samantha Burke presents Sophia" on the cover of Hello magazine.

LMAO. 

I love the line: " Jude hasn't met Sophia yet...but I am sure he will be a wonderful father." He hasn't even seen his kid, but the rest of the world now has. Go get your money girl.

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New pictures are emerging of Chaz Bono's "transformation." Chaz, born Chasity Bono is almost finished with his sex reassignment surgery. But if you're going to go through all the trouble of changing genders, should you at least look...uhm...better?

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You'd think being married to a fashion designer he'd know better. Synthetic fabrics don't breathe. Jennifer Lopez, Mark Anthony and his sweaty armpits at the Miami Dolphins-New Orleans Saints football game in Florida on Sunday. Zexy!

Photo source: Splash News

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Loving the box office right now.

PARANORMAL ACTIVITY opened a can of whoop ass on the North American box office this weekend. Playing in just over 1900 theatres, PARANORMAL ACTIVITY took in an estimated $22,000,000. SAW IV came in a distant second with $14 million. Last weekend's number one film WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE dropped to number 3.

PARANORMAL ACTIVITY was made for $15,000. It's been out in limited release for three weeks now, grossing more than  $62,000,000 at the box office. You all know I love horror movies, and I had wanted to see it, but I'm too "fragile" right now. Translation: I was chicken sh*t.

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If you've read this blog previously, you know I have "issues" with social networking sites. Why does everybody need to be all up in my bidness? I'm already up in other people's business, no need to complicate things.

A few months ago, when the sixty-year old senior partner at the firm where I work questioned me about twitter, the competitive b*tch in me was forced to open a twitter account. Who the hell wants to be out-cooled by someone heading into retirement? But the account lay dormant. I didn't tweet a damn thing. And the only people following me were spammers.

But this week, I got dissed by a 12 year old (I think I mentioned my friend's kid before, the one with like, 20,000 Facebook friends). If some kid with limited Internet access and no cell phone can tweet, so can I. When? I have no idea. About what? Who knows? But I’m gonna tweet. That kid has way more Facebook friends than me, and now she’s tweeting more than me too?! HELLS NO!

Of course, I am clueless about twitter and in my mad rush to follow people, I am now following Spenser AND Heidi. I know I could unfollow them, but just like Paris Hilton (whom I am not following), they’re not getting much press any more. The lack of attention must be killing them. So I’ll pretend to care. It will be "my random act of kindness." They're fortunate I'm so giving that way.

By the way, Heidi's twitter profile says “Jesus Saves” (or something to that effect). She must have read that on a bumper sticker somewhere, 'cause I don’t think that girl knows Jesus.

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Remember way back in September when Ungaro announced that Lindsay Lohan was their new "Artistic Advisor", and people like myself questioned why those fools would pay good money to hire Ms. Lohan? Well maybe the fools at Ungaro are smarter than we think, because Lohan took the job for free.

Page Six is reporting that Lindsay Lohan is not only working for free for the Ungaro fashion house, but that  "Lindsay even paid for her flight and hotel in Paris... Lohan made sure the trip was worth it by scooping up more than $100,000 worth of Ungaro clothes." 

How high was Lindsay when she made this deal?

First of all, Ungaro got about 2 million dollars in free publicity off of her. Everyone talked about the Ungaro show, every main stream media outlet in the world reported on it. Secondly, did Lindsay not see the collection that Ungaro put out? Even if she took every last piece of clothing and every last accessory she didn't get $100,000 worth of wearable clothes. Even if she went around stealing the hair weaves from the runway models, she still got robbed.

This girl needs to find better management.

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Which star propositioned a uber-boobed blonde for a threesome in front of her hubby? The, er, lady in question wouldn't take no for an answer...

Your extra clue: She's not lacking in the boob department either.

The Gossip Wrap-Up! Guess: Melanie "Scary Spice" Brown

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Big girls are getting some cover love this week. PRECIOUS star, Gabourey Sidibe covers the New York Times Magazine.  I cannot wait for this movie to come out.

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Today,  Page Six had the following:

Gerard Butler, who recently confessed on British TV that he likes threesomes, at the Waverly Inn with two well-dressed gents and a sexy blonde with an unidentified accent ...

Help me out here.  Gerard + Two Gents + Sexy Blonde = ONE exhausted woman or a FOURSOME. Does it not?

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Jessica Simpson and Gerard Butler went out on a date. Further proof this man is all wrong for me, but if Jessica Simpson wants my scraps, go ahead.

According to Page Six Jessica Simpson and Gerard Butler had a date at Soho House on Tuesday night. A group date of some sort. Jessica showed up with friends including her hair stylist, Ken Paves, as chaperons.

"They were at a table with friends, but Jessica and Gerard, who sat next to each other, seemed to only be interested in each other and chatted for hours," a spy told Page Six. "They were laughing and flirting and eventually left together, along with Ken."

I think Jessica Simpson is trying to dethrone Jennifer Aniston as Hollywood's Biggest Loser. It's bad enough she went on a date with Gerard, but to bring along Ken Paves? I'd weep for Jessica, but I could never possess that much compassion.

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Love this cover! No not Nicole Richie and what's his name.the other photo! Rihanna is gracing the tabloids again. Fighting with Jessica Biel over Justin Timberlake.

Too funny.

Who would fight for Justin Timberlake, other than his mama? I know Rihanna has crappy taste in men, but surely she wouldn't stoop this low again? This Star magazine cover proves, it is clearly a slow news week.

Other than that reality show with Paris Hilton, has Nicole Richie ever had a job?

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Nicole Richie and Sparrow cover People magazine. You’ve got to admit, Sparrow is cute.

Usually kids are all unfocused and googly-eyed at this stage. He’s actually sitting up. There’s not a hint of drug withdrawal or foetal alcohol syndrome in him.

You know this means there’s hope for Lindsay Lohan. If Nicole Richie could get her ass together (and Nicole was on the hard stuff)…. Maybe another arrest/unplanned pregnancy is all Lohan needs.

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Which married music mogul is said to have impregnated an unmarried woman who works for his label in marketing? She's on maternity leave while he's mulling options . . .
The Gossip Wrap-Up! Guess: It would be funny if it were Jay-Z, but he's too smart for that. Leor Cohen? But I think he's in the midst of a divorce.
WHICH still gorgeous ex-supermodel doesn't use her own skin-care line, which she hawks on TV? She secretly uses Somme Institute's MDT5 regimen instead . . .
The Gossip Wrap-Up! Guess: Cindy Crawford
WHICH son of a rock icon used his name to score six free tickets to a Broadway show, but then never showed up?
The Gossip Wrap-Up! Guess: Sean Lennon

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Rihanna is so beautiful. So talented uhm... Rihanna is a pop star, talent doesn't matter. But pretty does, well it did until Lady Gaga entered the game. Then again, Lady Gaga has talent, so she doesn't need pretty. Rihanna needs pretty.

Pretty is all this girl has, pretty and a cute accent.

I know, she's from Barbados. I know this makes her more special than the other girls (it does, deal with it). But even on that wonderful little island, Crazy happens. Rihanna is now in bed with Crazy. Actually Rihanna is having a foursome with Crazy. Crazy and her Stylist and her hairdresser. Somebody save her.

I have yet to meet a black girl who looked good with orange hair. Why does Rihanna think she is THE ONE can pull it off?

Rihanna you ain't Neyo, this isn't THE MATRIX. Go get some Clairol.
Promo pictures from her new single Russian Roulette. Barbed wire and Orange hair. This is Chris Brown's fault. All those punches to her head...

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Linday Lohan and Donatella Versace at the Whitney Gala. Well at least we now know who Lindsay's style inspiration is. Drugs will make you do bad sh*t.

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Do you remember 300? Do you remember when Gerard Butler was The Hotness?

My friend Kim and I went to go see Gerard Butler's new flick LAW ABIDING CITIZEN Friday night. We saw about half n hour of it before the screen went black and everyone in the theatre was given two free passes each and told get the hell out. Apparently, Cineplex couldn't run out and get another DVD.

Before the flick, Kim and I were joking about whose boyfriend Gerard was. I won, simply because Kim's a skinny bitch. And we both know I could make her go running to her mama in under a minute. But after the (aborted) movie, we were both trying to give Gerard Butler away.

Gerard, the coke and bimbos maybe fun, but just like with Lindsay Lohan, they are f*cking with your pretty. Pretty up and quit this b*tch. Here's my former boyfriend out and about over the weekend. Trying to smile. Trying to look good. Maybe he's doing a cleanse.

I think it's too late. Pasty is a hard look to lose.

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I've been trying to get one of my favorite 'commenters' to come and get her boy.

'The Only 1' has been a stanch defender of Chris Brown on this blog. Not of his actions, mind you, but she feels the media and people like myself are too one-sided on the Chris Brown/Rihanna debate. While I still have mad love for this girl. She's dead wrong. Dead like Chris Brown's future wife will be one day...

But it looks like Chris Brown and his people have a new marketing plan. Let's make Chris look like a pussy, so he'll seem less threatening. Is it working?

I don't think it's working. Standing between Swizz Beatz and Lil' 'I've-Got-Too-Many-Baby-Mamas' Wayne, I do think Chris looks like he's getting ready to perform at some Gay Pride Event.

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Ladies and gentleman, look and learn. If you're going to screw your career and make an ass of yourself by getting arrested and charged with hacking in to your ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend's voicemail, for the love of God, look amazing when you show up to court!

Meet Ali Wise. The crazy bitch was arrested on July 7 after she allegedly hacked into interior designer Nina Freudenberger's voice-mail - because Nina was dating Wise's ex flame, Josh Deutsch.

Ali is facing allegations of computer trespassing and eavesdropping, which are both considered felonies, and misdemeanors including computer tampering in the fourth degree, aggravated harassment in the second degree - and one for stalking in the fourth degree.

She faces up to four years in state prison if convicted on either of the felony charges.

BUT SHE LOOKS GREAT, DOESN'T SHE.

The former Dolce & Gabbana publicist appeared in criminal court Monday in downtown Manhattan - wearing D&G black shades and Louboutin 4-inch black heels.

Lindsay Lohan show up at court looking like a crack head craving her next fix, and Ali shows up like she's Sharon Stone in BASIC INSTINCT. For making this court appearance her "moment" Ali deserves to be let off. (Although, any guy who dates her is a fool. This one has future TV movie biopic written all over her).

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I kid. It's as if Tom took Katie's sexy and hid it up his ass. Poor girl won't ever have access to it again.

Nicole Kidman was the style queen, while married to Tom. But look at Katie. It takes a special girl to make a sheer shirt and black bra matronly.

Maybe should start modeling for Jones New York or something.

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There’s a small part of me that is starting to feel sorry for Lindsay Lohan.

I know the idiot is pissing away her “career”. I know she’s probably surrounded by a bunch of sycophants and enablers who could care less what happens to her in the end. And I’ve always suspected Lindsay has a huge ego, and she thinks that she is fooling everyone, or has it  under control. But what role does body dysmorphia play into this?

Yesterday, Lindsay Lohan arrived at court, where her probation was extended for another year, for missing alcohol education classes (AS IF alcohol was ever the issue). To say Lindsay Lohan showed up LOOKING LIKE ASS would be kind. Gracious actually.

Because LOOKING LIKE ASS, looked good compared to Lindsay Lohan yesterday.

Lindsay strikes me as a vain individual. Doesn’t she see what the drugs are doing to her physically?

I don’t do drugs. I’ve never had “issues” with alcohol. So I don’t know first hand what drugs to your sense of self. But every recovering addict I've known (all TWO), has told me that they wanted to stop but couldn’t. The high was too potent. But neither of them had the whole world watching. Neither of them had paparazzi following them around. Neither of them had high paying jobs that were jeopardizing by their lifestyle. Looking at Lindsay in court, forget about the emaciated body. Forget that this 23 year old looks like a drug abusing 40 year old. Something about Lindsay's look, kind of got to me yesterday. I think Lindsay KNOWS.

Why won't she just get help?

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Girl, I don't think I have to worry about Chris Brown beating up on women anymore. After being photographed in this getup, I think Chris is batting for the other team now.

BTW, I love his change purse.

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At this point, Satan must be keeping Pamela Anderson going. Why? I have no f*ckinig clue, but is't it his role to torment us?

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Being ill, I had forgotten about my obsession with Rihanna. But she's back and blond. Not feeling it, but I still have nothing but love for the girl.

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Good news: Ever since Toothy Tile decided to permanently bury himself in the proverbial Hollywood closet, it's almost as if Lloyd Boy-Toyed decided to up his bent for dangerous, risk-taking sexual activities. No, not talkin' about getting it on without a condom—or in a car in a West Hollywood parking lot—but, something almost as rebelliously mindless: like hitting on a reporter.

Now, even though Lloyd's always had a penchant for doing things like...

...getting his flirt on with other dudes—even with Toothy himself at the Globes, remember?—Lloyd's reserved his guy-on-guy action for behind closed doors, even if he paid for it.

I mean, let's just say up until now, the most risky thing Lloyd's ever pulled is wondering if the call-boys will tattle or not. Strange he's not like some big-ass stars who insist on confidentiality agreements with their mates (whether hired or not) before jumping in between the sheets.

But, now Lloyd's taken it to the next level and propositioned a pretty well known reporter, who's interested. And the code was clear: Said hit-on dude was expected—not told—not to tell. It was a gamble. Will it pay off?

Isn't it odd how the older certain stars get, they simply don't seem to be as interested in the watery, come-on games such stealth gay players as Crotch Uh-Lastic prefer. Does that mean with age comes impatience? Or just lack of imagination?

Tough call, really, because if you ask me, it's pretty lively to ask a journo—who could blow your cover in seconds flat—to get it on. Maybe this is the kinkiest way of them all and Crotch and Toothy (ah, poor Toothy) should be taking notes?

Time will tell on this one.

It Ain't: Dean Cain, Billy Burke, George Clooney

The Gossip Wrap-Up! Guess: Word on the 'Net is that Lloyd Boy-Toyed  is Alec Baldwin. yawn.

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Halle Berry and Iman at the Keep A Child Alive Black Ball. Halle is forty, and Iman is 50 years old. If I showed up at any event, and these two women were there, I would just leave. Way too much gorgeosity for one room. 

Surely they must be sucking all the pretty from all the other event goers too? Is there such a thing as a Beauty Vampire?

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Note to the editors of Star magazine. The barrel is a lot deeper than you think.

Lindsay Lohan is nowhere near rock bottom. Britney Spears hit rock bottom. Robert Downey Jr hit rock bottom. Even Dana Plato hit rock bottom. With so many enablers, our girl Lindsay is merely on her downward slope.

By the way, twenty three looks great on Lindsay. So fresh. So clean. That's good living people. Look at Lindsay and learn.

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