Showing newest 34 of 113 posts from August 2010. Show older posts
Showing newest 34 of 113 posts from August 2010. Show older posts
Lindsay Lohan Covers Vanity Fair
Is Lindsay Lohan likable? I know we all love a good comeback story, but if Lindsay got clean, would we still care?
Lindsay Lohan covers the October issue of Vanity Fair magazine. In an interview with Nancy Jo Sales, Lindsay reveals that she still knows nada about personal responsibility. Although, to her credit, she does seem to be listening to her new PR people. From the snippets of the interview Vanity Fair reveals on their website, Lindsay is still saying the same crap, she's just using new lingo:
"So many people around me would say they cared for the wrong reasons. A lot of people were pulling from me, taking from me and not giving. I had a lot of people that were there for me for, you know, the party."If Lindsay is not going to be "going out to a club at night" so she can get her "career back", why has she been photographed going to and coming from the Chateau Marmont at least 3 times since she was released from rehab last week? I guess technically the Chateau is a hotel....
"I don't care what anyone says. I know that I'm a damn good actress."
"I want my career back. I want the respect that I had when I was doing great movies. And if that takes not going out to a club at night, then so be it. It's not fun anyway."
I keep forgetting that Lindsay Lohan was a child star. Her "great movies" were done when she was a kid. I don't think Lindsay has proven herself to be a great actress -I think she just got lucky. Yes she can act, but she's not brilliant. Also, if you compare Lindsay Lohan to other child stars, Dakota Fanning, Natalie Portman, Jodie Foster, even Scarlett Johansson, all of them have consciously stepped back from the spotlight for periods. The only time Lindsay's done this is when she has been in lock down. I don't think Lindsay is capable of doing this on her own. She needs the attention. She craves it.
I'm dying to know if Nancy Jo Sales calls Lindsay on her sh*t. I don't understand the point of a publication like Vanity Fair, doing a cover story on Lindsay and not calling her out. To Sales credit she did speak to the paparazzi, and now we know how Lindsay has been supporting herself during the past few years.
Sales interviews several paparazzi, and reports that Lohan often cooperates with them for a fee, though Lohan denies this. “If I called her up right now and said I’ll give you $10,000, she’d come right down,” a photographer tells Sales. “Once you’re famous, there’s always a way to make money,” another photographer says. “She might not be doing what she’d like to be doing, but she’ll always be Lindsay Lohan.”Unfortunately being "Lindsay Lohan" is part of the problem.
Rihanna Gets Waxed
You've got to give Madame Tussauds credit, this time 'she' did a pretty good job. Rihanna made her waxed debut at the Madame Tussauds in Washington DC, it looks just like the real thing.
Coverin' It: Flare Magazine
>> Monday, August 30, 2010
It's not even September 1st yet, and they're already releasing the images for October magazine covers. Supermodel Chanel Iman covers Canada's Flare magazine.
Billy Masters Blind Item
Could it be that one of the most venerable relationships in Hollywood and points south has hit the skids? True enough - the partnership has been dissolved and while the public may focus on the star leaving the boardroom, the golden boy has been moved out of the bedroom. Or bedrooms in this case (the pitfalls of being so international). I'm told the lord of the rings was very direct about the split. No big song and dance. No other party involved (except the ever-present wife). The liaison had simply runs it's course. It could have been ugly, but the youngster has been through this before. He's a foxy fella and like most Silcilians, he'll land on his feet (or his back).
The Gossip Wrap-Up! Guess: Too easy, Hugh Jackman and John Palermo
The Emmy Awards - Best Dressed
I loved Christina Hendrick's look at the Emmy Awards. Her Zac Posen dress, hair and make-up were perfection.
Claire Danes was a close second for me. So pretty.
Burlesque - The Movie Poster
I love my movie posters like I love my magazines. I collect them both, and I can stare at either of them for days.
This bitch judges her books by the cover.
That being said, they released the movie poster for the Cher and Christina Aguilera's movie BURLESQUE today. If people thought the movie trailer was bad, this ain't gonna help.
Emmy Awards -True Blood Edition
The cast members of my favourite show on the telly, TRUE BLOOD, were all over the Emmy Awards. And while I was disappointed with last night's episode of TRUE BLOOD, that disappointment pales in comparison to the fashion f*ckery that showed up on the red carpet!!!
Is it just me, or does Anna Paquin have a thing for embellishment. I seem to hold several memories of this girl walking down a red carpet in brightly coloured clothing with sequins. I don't know why anyone would think an Egyptian-styled, shock-absorbing shoulder pads (with breast plates!) could ever belong on the red carpet.
Yet here she is, looking like she could scratch the hell out of anyone she hugs.
Heck, even being sandwiched between the hotness that is Alexander Skarsgård and Stephen Moyer still can't make this dress look pretty.
TRUE BLOOD's Pam, aka, Kristen Bauer looks lovely. I love that her IMDb page says she's 35 years old. Run that game Kristen.
"La La" aka Nelsan Ellis. Nelson needs to find his inner Lafayette next time he needs to dress up. I'm not feeling this look at all.
Rutina Wesley looks better than she does on TRUE BLOOD (I'm not a fan of braids) but her make-up artist did her no favours.
I'm undecided on the dress.
I thought all you Aussies were tanned. Why so pasty Ryan Kwanten?
This I don't get. Mariana Klaveno character on TRUE BLOOD, Lorena, had the best wardrobe on the show. She looked so beautiful in her twenties era gowns. So why did she show up like this. Nothing popped.
Sam Tremmell hair doesn't translate well in real life.
Carrie Preston wins for best dressed TRUE BLOOD cast member. She looks gorgeous.
Random Shots: The Emmy Awards
Toni Collette arrives at the Emmy Awards. Maybe she should of given that bitch face to her dress designer.
BuzzFoto Blind Item
This celebrity dad is tired of late nights and changing diapers. He claimed he wanted a little one, but now his selfish ways are taking over. He has left his girlfriend and moved out. We might be hearing an announcement of a breakup soon. We think she, and their new baby might just be better off without him!
The Gossip Wrap-Up! Guess: Chris Noth
Quick Question? Emmy Award Edition
>> Sunday, August 29, 2010
Who told Rita Wilson this sh*t looked good?
The Velcro fasteners make the shoes. LOL. Seriously, don't Rita and Tom Hanks have teenage kids who could of said something.
Paris Hilton - The Mugshot
>> Saturday, August 28, 2010
I guess mugshots are like everything in life, the more you do it, the better you get.
The Las Vegas Police Department released Paris Hilton's mugshot. Dare I say it, girlfriend looks good! Sure there isn't a smidgen of remorse in this picture. No guilt, no fear. And that eye is still wonky as all hell, but she can't help that. Well, actually she can, but Paris insists on pretending she's a blue-eyed blond, rather than the truth, a brown-eyed brunette. But everyone has to have a dream.
I think we've found something that Paris can do better than any other celebrity, this has to be the prettiest celebrity mugshot on the planet. Congratulations Paris!
Of course, somewhere out there, Lindsay Lohan is plotting to take back the spotlight. Gossip just might be getting interesting again.
Paris Hilton Arrested (Again)
Paris Hilton was arrested early Saturday morning in Las Vegas for cocaine possession. Paris was the passenger in a car that was pulled over after police noticed marijuana smoke billowing from the windows (I cannot even fathom how big that joint was). The driver, Paris Hilton's boyfriend Cy Waits was arrested for driving under the influence. Paris was searched and they found cocaine on her possession.
This will make the third time this year that Paris Hilton has been "detained" for drug possession. The real question is, how many times can Paris Hilton get arrested for drug possession and get away with it?
Ted Casablanca Blind Item
BLIND VICE: WET 'N' WILD PARRISH DRIES HIMSELF OFF
If any of Parrish Maguire's close (and all very beautiful) friends are wondering why their blushing-boy companion has been on the rag as of late, we can tell you: He's been duly chastised by his "people," and he ain't happy about it.
For some silly reason, Parrish's peeps were in an uproar about their client liking to get his sexy on with porn stars at private pool parties or liking to tag around his tortured BF at parties while he made goo-goo eyes at all the (other) pretty boys.
Parrish's advisors therefore advised:
"Reel it in, or else."
P-stuff, all crimson cheeks and quivering lower lip, did not question what the else referred to. He very well knew: The sizeable investment his employers had made in him would suddenly disappear faster than Lindsay Lohan's 9-to-5 gigs.
Also intimated to Mr. Maquire, who's gotten quite used to being the hot-stuff flavor of the month, was a reminder that he was hardly the first choice for the plum position he now enjoys.
Consequently, P.M. has been pulling the sour stuff on his close friends, taking out the frustration of no longer being able to get his gay on quite so openly on those unlucky enough to enjoy the gorgeous dude's myriad perks. As a result, partying it up with Parrish ain't at all what it used to be.
So, suffice it to say: Since P has had to zip his pants, his lip ain't following suit.
And It Ain't: Chris Hemsworth, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Ryan Gosling
The Gossip Wrap-Up! Guess: If it isn't Taylor Lautner, Ted sure wants us to think it is.
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BuzzFoto Blind Item
BUZZFOTO BLIND ITEM #383
This blind, if our source is correct, is hilarious and pathetic all at the same time. This celebrity couple who recently called it quits and even twittered about it, didn’t have your typical ‘break up.’ The celeb male had his mother call the celeb female to tell her the relationship was over. Nothing like letting Mom do your dirty work.
The Gossip Wrap-Up! Guess: Joe Jonas and Demi Lovato
A Girl Named Bong - Blind Item
Which coattail riding fauxcilite keeps her svelte frame by indulging in coke binges? On the red carpet she looks prim and proper but put an 8-ball in front of her and she won't sleep or shower for days...
The Gossip Wrap-Up! Guess: Stephanie Pratt
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'Sexy Beasts' Cover Entertainment Weekly
>> Friday, August 27, 2010
You would think I'd be all over this magazine cover. Unfortunately, Entertainment Weekly ruined it.
I love the idea of having a bracket for the sexy beasts of film and television. Love it. But there are about 5 people too many on this cover. It should have started with Hugh Jackman (X-MEN's Wolverine) and ended with Joe Manganiello (TRUE BLOOD's Alcide Herveaux).
That there is all the sexy beasts I needed to see.
Instead they clutter it with garbage. On what planet is Halle Berry in a busted wig sexy? A blue chick with a tail, that's just sick. The Canadian with the fake boobies? Please. And I won't even discuss the effeminate Vampires. Here are Entertainment Weekly's bracket results. Bloody criminal if you ask me.
Lindsay Lohan Hearts The Paps
Like my inability to give up "the bitch", Lindsay cannot give up the attention whoring.
I think Lindsay Lohan would set herself on fire if the paparazzi ever stopped following her. Who poses like this to pump gas? I know she's trying. I know her new team is trying. But Lindsay can't help herself. Lindsay is addicted to the attention.
When TMZ started reporting that she was "misdiagnosed" with ADHD, initially I felt guilty. Imagine telling the world you're not abusing and nobody believes you. And then I called my friend who works in Mental Health and Addiction, who confirmed my suspicions. She was like "please, that was her mother talking, Lindsay wasn't misdiagnosed, otherwise several doctors would be getting sued for effing with her career. How hard is it to give your doctors the symptoms and get a diagnoses of ADHD so you can get a legal prescription for Adderall when you're a celebrity in LA? It's especially convenient if you're being monitored by the courts for drug abuse." I doubt she even had to go through the pretense of faking the symptoms, I'm sure she just said, "I want a prescription for Adderall", and her doctor covered his butt in her medical file.
Run your game Lindsay, eventually it's going to catch up with your ass. Again.
BuzzFoto Blind Item
The gossip never seems to stop coming in from this B List Actress/mother. We’ve told you about her in the past and some of the crazy things she’s done while parenting. The latest comes from a source who claims she was supposed to pick up her children from school but was so hopped up on the white stuff that her kids were out of luck. They waited and waited until finally someone from the star’s camp was contacted and rescued the kids before social services were called.
The Gossip Wrap-Up! Guess: Denise Richards
Halle and Nahla Do London
>> Thursday, August 26, 2010
So I am now living vicariously through a two year old. Shame.
Halle Berry, her daughter Nahla Aubrey, and Nahla's very hunky father, Canadian supermodel Gabriel Aubrey, are in London while Halle wraps filming on some movie that I probably won't be seeing. Halle is beautiful, but unless Hugh Jackman, sporting adamantium claws, is her co-star, she won't be getting my $12.95. I swear Halle wears a blindfold when choosing her scripts.
But I digress, as usual.
The trio are in London, filming Halle's movie and continuing the publicity farce that has become her life. Halle's is so on that 'Jennifer Garner School of Parenting' tip -"Oh look what a dotting mother I am, it's just a coincidence that the paparazzi are here to capture it". #bitchplease
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Random Shots: Eli Roth & The Last Exorcism
I am crushing on Eli Roth. . .again.
I've decided that the only way to come to terms with my lust, is to throw Eli on my "When Good Men Date Horrible Women List" -I tried to support Peaches Geldof, I did, but she just doesn't look clean -ever. Eli will be happy to know he's right after George Clooney on that list. Although when "Good Men" include George Clooney and some guy who writes torture porn for a living, I'll willingly admit that I have some issues.
Eli Roth showed up at the Los Angeles screening of THE LAST EXORCISM Tuesday night. Note to Eli: fire your make-up artist, she's too heavy handed. Luckily, his "pretty" still shined through.
Eli has been everywhere promoting this movie (including Toronto). For the record, Eli is producing the THE LAST EXORCISM, other people wrote, directed and starred in the film. But he has set a new publicity standard for producers in the future. It's the first time I've seen a producer get more press than the cast or director of a movie.
Quentin Tarantino showed up to support. I love Quentin. He always looks so damn comfortable on the red carpet. Like he's wearing his pajamas or something. Track suit steeze when your not exercising, so brave.
The director of THE LAST EXORCISM, Daniel Stamm.
Rabin and I are supposed to be heading out to the midnight screening of THE LAST EXORCISM. Not only does this movie look really good, it won the audience prize at last week's Toronto After Dark Film Festival. Unfortunately, I'm sitting here in my PJs eating Golden Oreos, which might prove to be problematic to our plans.
BuzzFoto Blind Item
He’s talented, he’s handsome, and everyone wants him in their films because this B list Actor is fast on his way to the top. He seems to have everything- a gorgeous wife and children and an amazing career, but we hear behind the scenes things are completely different. When the cameras are off he’s stubborn, verbally abusive, reckless with his spending and habits (including porn and alcohol) and he’s self righteous about politics and religion. His poor wife struggles with depression which he writes off as ‘character weakness’ and blames his son’s ADHD on his wife’s ‘poor parenting.’ He’s definitely not the man everyone thinks he is.
The Gossip Wrap-Up! Guess: Eric Bana?
Vacation Steez: Beyoncé
>> Wednesday, August 25, 2010
Beyoncé is currently docked in St. Tropez. Yes, docked. She's and her hubby Jay-Z are currently cruising the Mediterranean, sipping wine and enjoying the rays aboard a $377,000 per week yacht rental. I think they're about to start week 2.
I'm currently on my couch, drinking Crystal Light and eating crackers. And I take the bus everywhere I go.
KILL ME NOW.
I starting this post with the intention of making fun of Beyoncé's outfit (which is hideous), but now, I'm not going to lie, I would kill anyone reading this to be able to be spend $377,000 a week on a holiday and still make my rent next week. You read that right, I'm willing to sacrifice YOU, just to be able to vacay in style. But only ONE of you (and no one I've corresponded with), because I can't afford to lose anymore readers.
:D
Chris Brown Finds His Sexy (I Lie)
Punk Ass, the artist formally known as Chris Brown, in an attempt to soften his image and be remembered for something other than beating down beautiful Bajan pop stars, is experimenting with fashion. Chris wore the latest from Punk B*tches R Us Fall 2010 line while visiting BET's 106 and Park (people still watch that?) to promote his upcoming flick TAKERS.
Of course, when standing next a real man, in this case his TAKERS co-star Idris Elba (HELLO Idris Elba!), we see Chris for what he truly is. Actually, I know longer see Chris, just Idris (HELLO Idris Elba!).
Chris Brown might want to look into whether his stylist was ever a victim of domestic violence, because after dressing him up like this, it seems like she might have some issues with him.
Coverin' It: The Tabloids
I'm doing this out of pity. With People magazine pulling off the "Elin Nordegren Interview", I don't think any of the other tabloids will get much exposure this week. Even Heidi Montag and her Frankentitties pale in comparison, and those are some big ole titties.
I'm honouring In Touch Weekly first, because I'm grateful that they've added a new dimension to the Jennifer Aniston - Angelina Jolie cage fight. It's laughable that we keep mentioning their names in the same sentence still. If there was a fight, Angelina Jolie clearly whipped Jennifer Aniston's ass a long time ago. (Scorecard: Angelina - Man...Check, Kids...Check, Career...Check. Aniston is still 0 for three). But In Touch claims there is something new for these two to fight about. Thank God it's no longer about Brad. They were fighting about Brad right?
OK! magazine had better of won the Lindsay Lohan post-rehab interview. If these guys do yet another bullsh*t cover story, people are going to lose their jobs. Actually, didn't they buy the Hilary Duff wedding album for last week's cover? People that out of touch with pop culture need to lose their jobs. OK! discusses the Britney Spears- Jamie-Lynn Spears "double wedding". Teenager girls in trailer parks all over America are awash with anticipation.
Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyers' "Secret Wedding" cover Us Weekly magazine. Anna and Stephen are fortunate enough to have gotten married during one of the slowest periods in gossip history. They didn't even sell photos of their wedding, and still people are talking about it. Most people don't even know who these two are and they're still talking about.
Random Shot: Britney at the Beach
Britney Spears and her boyfriend 'what's-his-name-who-the-hell-cares' are in Hawaii. Who would have thought that showing up looking like a younger, smaller Brooke Hogan would be a good thing?
Heidi, Is This Any Way To Honor Your Surgeon?
Heidi Montag appears on this week's cover of Life and Style magazine, looking like a budget BAYWATCH cast member. Just one week after the accidental death of her plastic surgeon, Dr. Frank Ryan, Heidi reveals her plastic surgery "regrets" in an interview, admitting that she wants her G cup breast implants removed. Heidi shares that she is "desperate to go back to normal. I'm downgrading and going a little smaller, to a D or a double D."
I'm starting to think that Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are marketing geniuses. They don't actually do anything. If anything, they're unemployed reality show stars for goodness sakes. But look how enterprising they are. Heidi decides to get her implants removed and gets paid to tell us this. Heidi and Spenser get $5 million (FIVE MILLION DOLLARS!) for their sex tape. Heidi and Spenser will get paid to talk about why they made and sold their sex tape. Heidi will use the money from the sex tape to fund a new round of surgery (if she can't convince some doctor to do it for free). Heidi will get paid to discuss her newly augmented body in yet another interview.
It doesn't have to stop. The only dummies here, are us.
Elin Nordegren's People Magazine Cover
People magazine certainly scooped the hell out of everyone this week. Elin Nordegren -Tiger Woods' newly minted ex-wife - gave her first interview to People magazine.
In the interview, which took place over 19 hours, Elin reveals that in addition to raising her kids, she's enrolled in College studying psychology (online maybe, I've never seen photos of her on any campus). As for Elin's details behind the split that led to the $100 million divorce settlement, People isn't revealing much online. But they tease us with a few Elin quotes:
"I have been through the stages of disbelief and shock, to anger and ultimately grief over the loss of the family I so badly wanted for my children. . . .I also feel stronger than I ever have. I have confidence in my beliefs, my decisions and myself."$100 million is the biggest confidence builder ever, if you ask me.
Elin tells People this was her "first – and last – interview, as she intends to remain a private person"
Elin Nordegren on the cover of this week's People magazine is a bigger story than Lindsay Lohan's early rehab release, in my opinion. Just about every bitter single woman and divorced mom, will be all over this issue. Word has it that People magazine has printed more copies of this issue and increased the cover price, so I'm guessing they expect this to be a big seller too.
Random Shot: Fantasia Barrino
Fantasia Barrino, her too many teeth and her modified Tootie haircut appeared on Good Morning America to discuss her phony suicide attempt and her new album. Someone needs to tell Fantasia they invent Spanx for a reason.
Exactly What is Ciara Wearing?
>> Tuesday, August 24, 2010
I know this girl is a bargain basement Rihanna, but. . . .
Ciara doesn't just need to step up her game, she needs to get one. And soon, Lord knows her pop star expiration date is fast approaching. Pretty soon Ciara is going to start smelling bad too.
What part of this outfit is fashionable? Or fashion forward? Or even attractive? Exactly how many trends can you put together at once before you accept your look isn't working?
We Were So Close!
A knife-wielding man was arrested outside of Paris Hilton's home this morning. According to Paris, she was awakened by the man trying to break into her home.
You know what they say? "If at first you don't succeed..."
(I did not!)
Amy Winehouse Comforts Herself
I don't get thumb sucking on anyone over the age of 3. Moist thumbs are not only gross, they're creepy. But for a girl whose history includes self-medicating with needles, crack pipes and alcohol, I suppose thumb sucking is a better alternative.
Amy Winehouse was photographed sucking her thumb after her "boyfriend" Reg Traviss was seen running away from the pub his parents own to avoid a public confrontation with her. Earlier this week Traviss had been photographed out with his ex-girlfriend -the same ex-girlfriend who told the tabloids that Reg had told her, he was seeing Amy to help promote his film.
Traviss started seeing Amy a few weeks before his horror flick PSYCHOSIS was released in the UK. The movie tanked. Unfortunately, no one has fully explained the process to Amy yet.
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