Showing newest 57 of 76 posts from September 2007. Show older posts
Showing newest 57 of 76 posts from September 2007. Show older posts
Lainey Gossip -Blind Item
The UnFunny Douche: an update A hometown disappointment continues to disappoint with his ridiculous behaviour and outrageous demands. Still shooting his new movie close to home, apparently he has to wear some kind of prosthetic or padding that makes him hot and is obsessed with trying to cool down. Five personal AC units were installed in his “personal cooling tents” to keep him from overheating and it still wasn’t enough. Crazier still, the tents have to be pre-cooled to await his arrival which is never pre-determined so he had production completely halted for an entire day very recently just to discuss the tent/AC situation, extracting a promise from the crew to have his itinerary and his immediate whereabouts constantly communicated to the “personal cooling tents” so that they can be at exact chill temperatures when he enters.Longtime fans are shaking their heads at the bizarre antics that don’t seem to be coming to an end. He’s also supposedly pulled out the old favourite – no looking at him without asking for permission. And around town he’s even worse. Many fans who’ve approached in public places for autographs have not only been rudely rebuffed, they’ve pretty much all been told off. But of course he won’t deign to do it himself. He simply looks away and motions for his minion to tell the admirer that he can’t be bothered to talk. I’m telling you, of all the tips I’ve ever received about celebrity douches on set, he is by far the worst. Ironically enough, even worse than the Alba Demon. Gossip Wrap-Up Guess: definitely Mike Myers.
Read more...From Ted Casablanca
There's a terribly famous actress from another place, as it were (not Mars), who's currently stirring up the pot between her past man and her present man. Everybody's in such a dither as to what her agenda was/is with these wholly opposite dudes, it's all making the lesbian hon's plan work beautifully. That's right. She likes the shes. Gossip Wrap-Up Guess: Nicole Kidman
Read more...Ted Casablanca's The Awful Truth
>> Thursday, September 27, 2007
Oh, it was such a gay party, and by that definition I don’t mean gay gay, just a good time. A typical Hollywood do, the festive bash was at a posh residence. Stars from both screens were mingling right next to the Diet Cokes, the boozy cocktails and the pigs in blankets. And in the middle of it all, nonfamous babes ‘n’ hons were oh so casually just la-dee-dah-ing it up, pretending like mad they weren’t desperate to be the human blanket around Dewbie Stammer’s very own little piggy. Oh, that Dewb, such the charmer. Never a classically handsome dude, D has nevertheless—like many not exactly stunning guys, Owen Wilson, for ince—always managed to keep the gals fretting by his side. Alas, to no avail. No one woman has ever seemed quite fretlicous enough to warrant being by Dewbie’s side for very long, quel crap. But that certainly didn’t keep the femmes from following Mr. S round the above party, as (pathetically) discreet as they thought they were being. So very ironically, it turned out to be a guy who made the following discovery: A fellow guest got bored. After all, it was late, and a lot of the major players, not to mention the soiree’s staff, had gone home. Said guy went to the coat check room, which had been abandoned, and he headed back into the furthest interior space inside the long closet. He heard moans. And he heard slurps. And he realized Missy Coat Check might just still be around after all, getting a very nice tip from a fellow departing reveler. But when the dude got to the back of the check area, looking up from his crouched position and staring back was a superflushed Dewbie Stammer, having just finished servicing a guy lying down on the floor. No wonder Dewbie never seems to meet the right girl! (He’s always looking for the right trick in a box.) And it ain't: Luke Wilson, Jim Carrey or Jeremy Piven.
Read more...NY Daily News - Don't Shoot the Messenger
Which aging boy bander has proposed to his NYC waitress girlfriend several times already, and they've known each other 10 days? She keeps saying no.
Read more...Karrine "Superhead" Steffans -When Women Have No Self-Worth
>> Wednesday, September 26, 2007
According to NY Daily News, this is an excerpt from Karrine Steffans' new memoir, "She was revolted by one "A-list name-above-the-title" Oscar winner who invited her to his Beverly Hills mansion. "I wanted to tell him that I … no longer wanted to be around him. I never got the chance. The next thing I knew, he was on all fours and naked on the bed. I don't have a strong enough stomach to describe what happened in the hours that followed" — except to say that, for him, it was more like a colonoscopy." I cannot understand why Karrine feels the need to put all of her business out there. As if being a celebrity f*cker was a noble past time. But I have to question why she would spend "hours" with this Oscar winner when she "no longer wanted to be around him." Why not leave Karrine? Why not keep your legs closed for a few months? I get the feeling this is a girl who never lets ANY sexual opportunity pass her by.
Read more...As if the Africans Haven't Suffered Enough!
The continent that survived Imperialism, the slave trade, drought, famine, Civil War, Ethnic Cleansing, and now AIDS will now face the mother of all plagues -the Hollywood Ebola. According to People.com, Paris Hilton will be heading to Rwanda for humanitarian reasons this November. I have no idea what Paris hopes to accomplish, nor do I think she has any clue what she's walking into. I say we dress her like the Hutu and hope for the best.
Debra Opri has "Had Enough"
>> Tuesday, September 25, 2007
Britney Has New Restrictions
NY Daily News - Don't Shoot the Messenger
Which powerhouse music producer likes to gear up before long sessions in the studio by watching his favorite kind of big-booty porn?
Read more...When Celebrities Have No Friends...Part 10
>> Monday, September 24, 2007
Kiera Knightley thinks we call her anorexic because "we're jealous". Yeah, I'm jealous of her thinness, just like I'm jealous of the thinness of all those refugees in Dafur. "Oh to have 1% body fat." STFU bitch! 
I like Ali Larter, but what about this outfit makes sense?
Charlie Sheen Responds...
In an open letter to Extra! Charlie Sheen responded to the allegations his ex-wife Denise Richards made in recent court papers. Charlie states:
"I will not dignify the majority of these allegations set forth by Denise Richards with any measure of response. On its best day it remains laughable and inane. For the record, as well as for the scales of morality, the following must be clarified: Two years ago, when this circus first arrived, I chose a high road position and remained quiet and dignified. Yet, based on the resurfacing of certain specific claims, made in a severe and grievous manner, illustrating Ms. Richards poor judgment on every possible front, I must counter with these FACTS. The FBI was aware of these issues. I provided them with every computer I owned. The computers were returned two weeks later. Haven't heard from them since. Period. The end. During the 18 months before my request to select my own child care provider, not a single complaint was made or received regarding the welfare of the children while under the care of myself and/or Brooke. I repeat - NOT A SINGLE COMPLAINT by either Ms. Richards herself, or her representatives and nanny. All of this, keep in mind, is because I asked the court to grant me the legal and God-given freedom of choice to hire my own child care provider. I have asked that the Court eliminate Ms. Richards ability to abuse and harass us any longer. One can only imagine what we've withstood thus far. Brooke and I remain committed to the task at hand. These unlawful and diabolical accusations will not distract us from the focus of our resolve. Shortly before unleashing her attack Mr. Richards asked for another baby via a sperm donation, after her divisive attempts at a reconciliation behind Brooke's back failed. She was flat out rejected. I am making every possible effort to assure that the courts focus on my children and their welfare. My refusal to dignify garbage needs to be understood in the context of the history of this case and Denise's need and desire to make it about issues that do not involve anything other than her emotions.” Source
It's sad that once adults get divorced they can become as spiteful and petty as 13 year girls. Nice to see Charlie taking the high road on this one. Denise is stupid if she didn't think Charlie and his lawyers were waiting for her.
NY Daily News - Don't Shoot the Messenger
Which aging action hero travels around with at least three of his "boys," aka equally aging pals, and has them do his dirty work to get rid of women when he tires of them?
Read more...The Weekly Wrap-Up
>> Sunday, September 23, 2007
Britney's on the Ledge I am dying for Lindsay Lohan to get out of rehab. Not that I'm a fan and wish to see her get back to work, rather I've grown tired of Britney Spears. We have been subjected to yet another week of the dramedy that has become Britney's life. From her reprimand by the judge in her ongoing custody battle with Kevin Federline on Tuesday. To her being charged with driving without a valid California licence and leaving the scene on Friday. We thought it ended there, but we forgot about Tony Barretto, her former bodyguard turned snitch. Tony finally sold his story to the paps -in England (this week he'll no doubt share his tale with the US media because he has to pay that media whore lawyer of his). I'm sure you've all read the details, if not check out The News of the World, and The Daily Mirror for their exclusives. Tony paints a pretty grim picture of Britney, drug and alcohol addicted, stupid and self absorbed -nothing new here. The only shocking piece of information I learned was this:
Despite her celebrity, Britney is insecure, even in her own home. "She always seemed concerned about her look," says Barretto. "We always took pictures of her before she went out every day. "She'd ask, 'Do I look nice, y'all?' We didn't want to put her down. Even though she looked a sight, we'd say she looked great." SourceWTF! Those kiss asses didn't have the balls to tell her to put on a pair of shorts under her shirts before she left the house! Plus this nitwit has a photo album full of her questionable fashion tastes. Any pity I had for Britney died when I read those pieces. Britney's on the ledge, somebody push her already.
Poor Britney
>> Friday, September 21, 2007
This is Britney Spears crying as she leaves her lawyer's office. According to X17online.com (aka Britney's Blog) she had just completed her first mandatory drug test. I don't think it's a good sign if you burst into tears after taking a drug test. This girl is not having a good day.
When It Rains, It Pours
According to TMZ, Britney Spears has been charged with one count of hit and run causing property damage and one count of driving without a valid California license. All this stems from the widely reported August 6th parking lot accident. Click here for the deets.
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I often wonder about the future of celebrity gossip. In a year that brought us the downfall of Paris, Lindsay and Britney, I feared that no manager/publicist/parent would ever let their charges run "so far off the leash" in public again. Then I see photos of Talluleh Belle, 13 and Frances Bean, 15. The future is bright indeed!
I know Zahara has hip problems, but Pax needs to be using his damn feet. Besides, the combined weight of those two kids is more than Angie's right now. Girlfriend looks like she's struggling!
Ted Casablanca's The Awful Truth
Bravado Boom-Cocks is quite famous but not always exactly beloved. Even though he’s a mucho gifted, award-showered, multitalented performer, he’s not really known for his private cool. Indeed, BBC was out here on the coast, having flown in for a project he’s doing, as well as a charity gig he was asked to participate in—reason being, the charity’s contributing beaucoup bucks to B’s latest pro undertaking. He was sorta forced into it, actually. The organizer of said project had been in direct contact (no rep go-between) with Bravado, a line of communication Mr. Boom-Cocks sometimes chooses, as he detests pretense intensely. But Boomy-baby now regrets that decision, big-time. See, Bravado isn’t exactly known for dressing, how shall we say, chicly? BBC rarely wears anything even approaching couture. For this reason, the organizer gave the charity event’s handler Boom-Cock’s private cell number, which the handler blithely called pronto. “Even though things are more casual out here,” the charitable worker bee blathered on, once Bravado answered, “you really shouldn’t be dressing like you’re going to somebody’s barbecue or anything.” Bravado’s polite response? “F--k you, lady!” he bellowed, and promptly hung up. Then B dialed, brow slightly sweating with anger. Called up the guy who had given out his number in the first place. “How dare you? If you ever give out my number again,” BBC fumed, “I will see to it that you get me a new phone and call every one of my contacts and give them the new number, you f--king bastard!” BBC wasn’t done, either: “And for punishment, tonight, when I show up, I will be taking no pictures whatsoever, not with anybody, no matter how much money they’ve donated, so you can learn your lesson and never do this to me again, you f--king jerk!” The poor man, no doubt holding his own phone far away from his eardrums, begged BBC to reconsider. He did not. And you thought Ireland Baldwin was the only put-upon cellie caller in town? Think again. And it ain't Sean Penn, Billy Bob Thornton, or Denis Leary My guess: BBC= British comedic actor Ricky Gervais
Read more...NY Daily News - Don't Shoot the Messenger
Which Latino TV heartthrob was spotted in L.A. Tuesday night, flirting and holding hands with a mystery brunette who is definitely not the girlfriend he has at home?
Read more...Fierce!
>> Wednesday, September 19, 2007
I don't know how she did it, but Courtney Love looked fabulous out in the UK last night.
Why!
Just hours after being seriously scolded by a judge Britney goes out clubbing. If she had been alone, I would be okay with this, but apparently she found two "friends" to go partying with her. Who are these people? If they truly cared about her they would say "not tonight Britney." How far is this skank going to fall? This train wreck stopped being amusing months ago. It's now so sad it hurts.
Britney is Soooo Screwed!
Numerous erroneous reports of Britney losing custody of her kids made the rounds yesterday. Court documents revealed that the judge upheld the 50/50 custody agreement between Kevin and Britney, but ordered:
Neither part shall consume alcohol, or other non-prescription controlled substance during or for the 12 hours immediately preceding any period such party is responsible for the health and safety of the minor children. [Britney] shall engage in individual counseling to address parenting issues at least once per week ... [Britney] is ordered to meet with a Parenting Coach for a minimum of eight hours each week. In at least two sessions per week. (Britney must pay for these sessions) [Britney] is ordered to undergo testing for the use of controlled substances and alcohol. Based on evidence presented, the Court finds that there is a habitual, frequent and continuous use of controlled substances and alcohol by [Britney]. Testing shall be conducted twice per week on random dates and times. SourceLMAO. So Britney has to have two drug tests a week, engage in counselling, and abstain from alcohol (and drugs) while the kids are in her custody. I'm starting an office pool! Britney ain't going to make it!
New Single "Higher" by Heidi Montag
There's no band behind her. Someone tell this bitch lip syncing shouldn't be such a big effort.
Ouch! Does her hairline bleed when she smiles?The 2007 Emmy Awards
Katherine Heigl 
Katherine continues to use the red carpet as an opportunity to test out wedding dresses. Kevin Bacon & Kyra Sedgwick 
If he were my husband, I'd kill him for letting me go out with the back of my hair like that. Tina Fey 
I love her, but sometimes basic black isn't the best choice. Zachary Quinto 
This is what happens when you buy your suit at Sears. America Ferreira 
That belt ain't fooling anyone. Christina Aguliera 
Sometimes Christina, less is more. Ellen & Portia 
Portia and her mom. Kate Walsh 
Not bad. I wonder what else she has hiding in her closet.
The Weekly Wrap-Up
>> Saturday, September 15, 2007
It's Britney, Bitch
The Bermuda Triangle of Gossip, Britney Spears, once again dominated the scene this week. The fallout from her disastrous performance at the MTV VMAs appears to be strong enough to overshadow this Sunday’s Emmy Awards.
Britney has become that kid who keeps getting caught breaking curfew, because she makes way too much noise every time she comes back in. We are now her parents, taking turns staying up late, just to catch her ass. What make Britney so palatable is that we don’t understand the why. To the outside observer the solution is simple, Britney pull a K-Fed. When the world is laughing at you, stay out of sight. Seriously, it took Kevin less than a month to go from ‘deadbeat’ to ‘father of the year.’ One month of staying home and the collective public deemed him the fit one. Yet Britney seems incapable of playing this game. Incapable of the act of contrition we demand when our stars fall down. To her credit we’ve been making plenty of excuses for her, she a drug addict (seriously how could any 25 year old woman love lollipops so much); she’s mental ill- only the crazies can explain the consistently bad wardrobe, weave and personal choices Brit has been making lately. The only other option would be to put the blame squarely on Britney. Is it possible that we have a young woman whose success and fame can be credited to the dozens of people who controlled her every move? People who demanded she show up for appearances? Ensured that she practice? Determined what she wore, how she looked? Suppose that pop tart grew up and grew tired and cut those people out of her life -decided she was now in charge? 
Britney’s problem is that her behaviour is rather consistent. Britney resembles a stupid teenager acting out. Foolish fashion choices, partying even when told to stay home -not exactly crazy, but odd when combined with millions of dollars, two failed marriages, a couple of kids and a custody battle. What is so disturbing about Britney isn't so much her performance; it's what she did afterwards. SHAME should have keep Britney in her hotel room after the VMAs, but it didn't -she continued to party. Hell, shame should have modified her behaviour many times over the past year and it hasn't. She lacks it. No matter what she does, what she wears, how much anyone threatens, Britney will not change. She doesn't seem to think she's the problem. What do you do if we have a 25 year old with millions of dollars, and a career & personal life that resembles that piece of turd you left behind clogging your toilet? It's time to put on the gloves, take out the plunger and clean up this mess. She's done y'all.
Britney’s problem is that her behaviour is rather consistent. Britney resembles a stupid teenager acting out. Foolish fashion choices, partying even when told to stay home -not exactly crazy, but odd when combined with millions of dollars, two failed marriages, a couple of kids and a custody battle. What is so disturbing about Britney isn't so much her performance; it's what she did afterwards. SHAME should have keep Britney in her hotel room after the VMAs, but it didn't -she continued to party. Hell, shame should have modified her behaviour many times over the past year and it hasn't. She lacks it. No matter what she does, what she wears, how much anyone threatens, Britney will not change. She doesn't seem to think she's the problem. What do you do if we have a 25 year old with millions of dollars, and a career & personal life that resembles that piece of turd you left behind clogging your toilet? It's time to put on the gloves, take out the plunger and clean up this mess. She's done y'all.Weekend Delights
Wentworth Miller Covers GQ Magazine, German Edition.
David Beckham's new ad for Motorola.
J.Lo the Return
Another former pop star attempts to recapture her glory. Jennifer Lopez revisits J.Lo for her upcoming album The Brave.
This is Ice T with his wife Coco. Words escape me.Ted Casablanca's The Awful Truth
One Cosmetic Blind Vice Flamboyant Floyd is under quite the pressures to remain young, dewy and youthful-looking on camera. He toils for one of the more glam TV jobs, and Floyd’s following expects the devilish dude to always look crackerjack, never cracked-out. After all, F.F. skewers those who don’t always look their best, right? Oui. But, when F2 ain’t takin’ those who don’t dress appropriately to task, he likes to party with the boy-lovin’-boys (sounds fun to moi!). And there he was at one of West Hollywood’s more happening hangs, flirting up a laugh-riot storm, when a pretty young thang actually had the nerve to say to Mr. Floyd (not knowing who he was), “You actually look like a very young version of Flamboyant Floyd.” Flam blanched a bit at first. But then he gathered his wits in record time—prolly even a bit faster than he does onscreen—and shot back: “Well, I am Flamboyant Floyd. It’s just that I’ve had so much Botox, I look two!” Don’t push it, boyfriend. Thirty-two, maybe. And it ain't: Anderson Cooper, Bill Maher, Ted Casablanca
Read more...Lainey Gossip -Blind Item
Dog Eat Dog One after another – celebrity dog scandals. This one is extremely upsetting. Miss Bottom had two. Both of the same fierce breed. They say of this breed that they should never be left alone together. That inevitably only one will remain. And this is what happened recently. One ate the other. The other is gone. Killed. Seeing as she has such a wonderful publicist however, this tragedy likely won’t see the light of day. But every dog owner will tell you – they are like our children. We are responsible for our children. We are responsible for making sure they are safe. Clearly her dogs were not safe. Clearly she was too busy publicising a romance rather than prioritising her pet. Douche. My guess:"Miss. Bottom," "publicising a romance" -Jennifer Biel who has owned at one point 3 pit bulls Tina, Tavy and East.
Read more...Lindsay Lohan
Joe Simpson Matchmaker
According to Us Weekly, Jessica Simpson’s dad Joe, is taking his managerial role beyond Jessica's career. At the Rolling Stone party in Las Vegas September 8, Joe Simpson, 49, told a handsome guest his daughter, 27, was single. Says a source, “Joe gave this hottie his assistant’s number and said he’d set him up with Jessica.”
Joe's just pre-screening the candidates, he's looking for boys who are willing to share.
People Reveals Their Best and Worst Dressed
People's Best Dressed Women Beyoncé Knowles - The Showstopper
Cameron Diaz - The Legs
Katie Holmes - The Classic
Penélope Cruz - The Continental
Jessica Biel - The All-American
Drew Barrymore - The Chameleon
Jennifer Lopez - The Glamour Girl
Reese Witherspoon - The Celeb Next Door
Gwen Stefani - The Trendsetter
Ali Larter - The Newcomer
Best Dressed Men David Beckham
George Clooney
Johnny Depp
Terrence Howard
Brad Pitt
Best Dressed Couples Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt
Gabriel Aubry & Halle Berry
Gwen Stefani & Gavin Rossdale
Tony Parker & Eva Longoria
World's Worst Dresser Eva Green
This is how you know People Magazine kisses way to much ass. Britney Spears -hands down worst dressed celebrity. CONSISTENTLY BAD. But People awards that crown to a Couture wearing French Actress. Why? Because People wouldn't want to piss off their future cover girl.
More Britney Fallout
Uber Producer Timberland told to MTV News that the rumored collaboration between Britney Spears, Justin Timberlake and Timberland could of happened but didn't because Britney has become big-headed and dissed him and Justin. According to Timbo "It'll never happen. Nah. It could've, but it won't."
Now Timbo has even more advice to give her about getting her career back on track. "She needs a story," he said. "She has no comeback story. That's the problem. She has to have a team. She needs to come back with Justin doing records; [then we'd see headlines like,] 'She went back to her ex and she's making smashes.' [But instead she got] so big-headed and [was] like, 'Screw you, screw you, I don't need nobody.' "
So is there any chance for Spears to rectify the situation and possibly work with Timberlake and Timbaland? Yes, says the super-producer — if she apologizes. "She should humble herself and make a phone call and say, 'I'm sorry.' She knows what she's sorry about," Tim said. "She needs to say, 'I was wrong,' and it'll definitely move forward. ... That's all she has to say."
I'm all for sitting back and watching a train wreck -or at least slowing down to get a real good look, but eventually someone gets out and helps. Is anyone in LaLa going to do that for Britney, or are we all too busy milking her name for publicity.
Janet Charlton's Hollywood-Whodunit
This handsome, athletic leading man has a slightly older wife who lives with their children far from Hollywood. The actor is often on location where he leads a secret double life. This actor fell hard for a 26 year old sexy Italian production ass't on one of his movies and gave him a top job - running his production company! Not only is the good looking young man getting a fat salary, but he's got perks - he's listed as associate producer on the star's movies. People are starting to get suspicious about their relationship and it could harm the actor's career. Worst of all, the actor doesn't know that the Italian has fallen hard for a Calvin Klein model he met at a Geffen party. Heartbreak dead ahead. My guess Hugh Jackman and Jack Palermo who went from 'Assistant to Hugh Jackman' to' Executive Producer' on X-Men: Last Stand in less than one year.
Read more...NY Daily News - Don't Shoot the Messenger
Which white-hot young actor had to be asked by a Los Angeles nightclub manager to at least take his cocaine to the bathroom if he was going to do it in the middle of the club?
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Britney's Hair Problem
According to TMZ, Britney's hair looked so atrocious the night of the VMAs because she was forced to wear extensions from Jessica Simpson's line.
"Spears "pitched a fit" backstage when she demanded to wear brown hair, but her handlers wanted her to wear the stringy blond extensions that she sported on stage. Apparently, Brit paid her own stylist ten grand to make the trip to Vegas so she could take a walk on the brown side, but her peeps said no way."
What kind of hack hair stylist brings the Jessica Simpson Hair U Wear line as part of her arsenal? But I'm starting to doubt some of these stories. MTV picked out the clothes. She was finalizing the hair on the day of the event "with her peeps". All these people were involved and she still looked like ass that night?
UPDATE: The "hack stylist" who brought the Jessica Simpson Hair U Wear line, none other than Ken Paves (Jessica Simpson hair stylist and co-owner of the line). LMAO.
Lainey Gossip -Blind Item
Unfunny Douche Primadonna bitch is shooting a movie in Toronto and amazing people with his demands. First he refused to be driven in a limo to the set an hour away and demanded to be helicoptered there instead by his production company. Then his coffee wasn’t made right so a poor intern received the tongue lashing of life. When she started tearing up, he told her to grow a thicker skin. The other day he wouldn’t come out of his trailer because he didn’t get his cappuccino. Word is he sulks for an hour if people don’t fall over themselves quickly or often enough over his sense of humour resulting in much prompting and reminding by assistants to overtly applaud his brilliance. And despite the fact that everyone was initially stoked to work with a local legend, he has, at one time or another, mistreated the entire crew so badly, they are eager to start selling him out.Wonder how long it’ll take them to figure out he likes boys? Mike Myers
Read more...NY Daily News - Don't Shoot the Messenger
Which Ivy-educated humanitarian actress has a secret for staying serene during her good work? She tours the developing world in a haze of marijuana smoke.
Read more...Britney's Blame Game
>> Tuesday, September 11, 2007
Following a disastrous performance at the MTV Awards, Britney's camp (and fans) have been quick to lay blame on everyone and everything but Ms. Spears herself. After the "Sarah Silverman" theory was dispelled here, fault finally seems to be lying squarely on Britney. According to today's New York Post, on Saturday, the day before the VMAs, Spears was supposed to arrive at rehearsal at around 1 p.m. but didn't show up until 4:30 p.m. and arrived with a frozen margarita in her hand.
There are reports that Britney broke down in tears after the awards. But even shame couldn't keep her ass in doors -Britney was seen partying until 3am after the show."The dance number was spectacular - without her," said our spy at rehearsal. "When the stand-in was rehearsing with the dancers, in the hours they were all waiting for her, it was amazing. Then Britney showed up and refused to do anything. The dancers were supposed to lift and twirl her in the air a few times, and that just wasn't going to happen. The more complicated dance moves had to be erased because she couldn't do them."
Meanwhile, Spears was agitated because she didn't like the outfit MTV had selected for her. "MTV wanted her to wear a corset outfit. It would have looked great and covered a lot of things up, but she hated it and didn't think it was sexy enough." Instead, Spears changed into a spangly bra-and-underwear outfit she'd brought with her that emphasized her weight gain over the last year. MTV execs weren't the only ones worried about Spears' impending debacle. Another spy said, "The dancers were texting pals, asking them to pray for them. They were worried."
Tommy Lee and Kid Rock -the Smack Down
>> Monday, September 10, 2007
Apparently, Tommy Lee and Kid Rock got into some sort of altercation after being seated to close to each other at the MTV Awards last night. The two, repeatedly taunted each other and eventually came to blows. WTF. Are they fighting over Pam Anderson. 'Cause if they are, they're about 15 years too late for that ride. SMH.
The Weekly Wrap-Up
>> Sunday, September 9, 2007
LYNN SPEARS COME GET YOUR DAUGHTER
I, like everyone else, anxiously waited for Britney Spears “comeback” performance at the MTV VMAs tonight. To quote this blog from a week ago: “For those of you still holding out hope, it's time to let go.” I know most of us secretly wanted her to bomb, but we also hoped she would kill it too. Watching her bomb was painful. Even Britney knew she had lost it. She didn’t even make it into the song before giving up hope. Britney has always lip-synced, it is one of the few things she can do well. Tonight, she couldn’t even get that together. Her dancing, which has always been repetitive at best, was none existent tonight. She walked her way through that fiasco. Even the celebrities looked flabbergasted. Rihanna put in some effort, but P.Diddy, 50cent, Chris Brown, couldn’t hide their shock and embarrassment. MTV tried to compensate, showing us as many long shots as possible. Avoiding the close-up, in a sad attempt to shield us from the vacant, lost look in Britney’s eyes. My dream for Britney, fire her new manager, her assistant, the choreographer, her stylist (if she has one), her hairstylist and every other person who allowed her to get on that stage tonight. Britney go home to your mother.BRITNEY @ the VMAs
WHY DID SHE DO IT?! WHY DID THEY LET HER DO IT?! THAT WAS HORRIBLE. THE WORST AWARD SHOW PERFORMANCE I'VE EVER SEEN. IT'S RIGHT UP THERE WITH ROB LOWE AND SNOW WHITE AT THE OSCARS. SMH PEOPLE, SMH.
Read more...MTV Video Music Awards '07
Rihanna
Flawless.
She killing it tonight.The Cast of The Hills 
Lauren better watch out, her girls look better than she does.
Shia Lebeouf 
Shia needs some work.
Justin Timberlake
Well, at least he's talented.Brody Jenner 
Lipstick on a man is never a good look.
50Cent 
Yum. Ashlee Simpson 
Ashlee is addicted to her ghetto weave. 
It doesn't get better. Beyonce Knowles 
Beyonce has been hitting up the fried chicken joints. Chris Brown 
I've seen better dressed guys hanging out at 7Eleven Lil' Mama 
WTF! Nelly Furtado 
Better Nelly, but I still don't like the blond. Fall Out Boy 
Is Ashlee sure her boy is straight? Skank Hilton 
Clearly she's not going away on her own. Can somebody please do something?
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