Two Boys in the City First fellow has been the subject of gay speculation for years. He’s had the luxury of hiding behind those with a higher profile and then later in obscurity while others have dominated the smutty landscape. Not that it would matter either way but it’s been decided for the greater good by committee that he remain vague about the fact that he likes boys better than girls. Vague is better than fraud. And picking up in Gaytown is much better than doing it 70s style in the forest like George Michael. Now that he’s single, having broken up with a longterm boyfriend, with whom he was living openly back home, he was seen at 2am very recently in an area where the homos hang, propositioning a male acquaintance to join him back at the hotel. Unfortunately he had his signals crossed. The object of his sleepover was not interested. Second fellow is a full on fraud, and it would appear that his now defunct relationship was an attempt to cover a close friendship that was tingling all our smutty senses. The man who made him has since leaked several stories to make sure his female fanbase doesn’t defect. Which is why, the next night across town at the afterparties, he felt secure enough to make out hard and wet, boogie and get down, with a boy rather light on his feet, in more ways than one, but much less famous. Now he and Britney have something in common. Source Gossip Wrap-Up Guess: No clue on either (although I would laugh if number 2 was Clooney! But it ain't). I wonder if number two is Eddie Murphy, with paying child support to a gold digger, being the thing he has in common with Britney.

One Privately Eased Blind Vice Fake à la Ferocity knows how to have it all. She’s got the fans, the perfect relationship, the career, the love, the adoration, the healed needle marks! What more could a chick want in life? Maybe to hold onto that existence, perhaps? When we last spoke of Ms. F, everybody was gossing in overdrive because she was so painfully thin. And, you know, most folks thought it was starvation stuff and the honey-doll just wasn’t eating much. Not true. F2 was shooting up with the best of ‘em, and, trust, plenty of H-wood honey-pies are on heroin right now. I mean, forget closeted fagolas—that’s the real dirty secret in this town, for now, at least. But Fake à la needed to get off the hard stuff for a variety of reasons, family and Biz included. Firstly, she’s done it before. Secondly, she’s not stoopid; Ms. Ferocity knows damn well if she keeps up the drugs like most of her addicted colleagues have, she’ll say buh-bye to everything she’s nabbed. F.F. has no intention of pulling a Belushi, I assure you. And that is why Fake à la employs some of Hell-Ay’s fanciest docs, their specialty being weaning famous folks off drugs via synthetic goodies that’ll make anybody’s bad day a tad more doable. Roughing in rehab? No, babes, that’s for the little people. However, there does lie a small kink in this elite, indulged sitch, prob being Ferocity’s docs think their client’s intending to quit for good. Uh, yeah. She’ll do that about as soon as she stops screwing whomever she pleases. See, the cleaning up’s only for F2’s current activities, babes. Then it’s right back to anorexia rumors, count on it. And it Ain't: Heather Locklear, Whitney Houston or Ashley Judd Gossip Wrap-Up Guess: Not sure about "career" but I think it's Nicole Ritchie.

I haven't watched BET in years, if I want to watch Black folks make asses of themselves, I'll go to some low-income housing project. No need to watch folks with money, who ought to know better. But for those of you who care, here's some of the foolishness that paraded itself as style on the carpet last night. We keep making fun of them, but for some reason Tina Knowles doesn't know, or doesn't care. Solange and her jacked up weave hit the "Black Carpet". I'm going to stop making fun of Lil' Kim. Clearly she is suffering from some sort of metal illness. Jennifer Hudson forgot to do her hair. Ashanti is so not relevant, but I applaud her for trying. I would of given up by now. I know a lot of you think Nelly is the hotness, but it's one thing to have an STD. And another thing to look like you have an STD. Just looking at Nelly makes me want to take out a prescription for Valtrex. ANTM plus sized contestant Toccara. Apparently there was a skinny bitch hiding in there. Rihanna showed them bitches how it's done, As usual -it's the Bajan in her!

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What two hunky actors are refraining from any public displays of affection now that spies on their set are suggesting they're more than friends? Gossip Wrap-Up Guess: Gossip Girls Duo, Chase and Ed?

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Which divorced comic superstar is exploring a groovy new real-life persona: that of an openly gay man? Gossip Wrap-Up Guess: Mike Myers.

Jaden, Jada and Willow Pinkett Smith at the Kit Kittrege American Girl premiere. As my grandmother would say: that Jaden looks a little funny. They may as well start reserving a spot in the down low club from now.

Tyra Bank, so many questions, so little time. Was she ever a model? Does her Wardrobe Stylist hate her? Does her wig maker hate her? Does she not have a mirror? And what the f&ck could she have gotten a Daytime Emmy Award for?

One PDA Pooftah Blind Vice No, not Toothy Tile. For a change. Ever since ol’ Tooth re-recommitted to Gray Goose and they got all hideously domesticated, our double-T seems to have lost his devotion to doing it in every open space he can manage. Like WeHo parking lots and the such. I mean, so many men just have sex the same way they pee, right? Let it fly (whatever the bodily liquid) wherever ya want! Morals be damned, a man’s gotta go—or go-go—when he’s gotta, right? Right, squeals our latest boy wonder in the annals of Hollywood homosexual clandestine coupling. Dude’s name is Public Thrust. He’s a star of considerable rising proportions, is on some huge-ass projects. Huge. P.T.’s career is certainly humming along just fine, thanks much. And isn’t it fascinating, P.T.’s peeps, who supposedly have his best interests in mind, are doing their best to steer Mr. Thrust away from any gay projects that come dancing his way (‘cause, let’s face it, the guy looks as queer as my hair), all the while Public-babe is hitting some H-town parties that don’t exactly cater to the beer-and-football type o’ guys. More specifically? Let’s just say that while Thrust’s managers and such are doing their best to keep their star out of anything remotely Brokeback Mountain-esque, P.T.’s performing, quite impressively, I must say, at some H'wood dos where doing each other is the point of the gathering. Orgies, gay ones—in case you’re having trouble reading my totally homo cryptospeak. You know what this means, don’t you? It’s the same with Toothy. It’s the same with married men who cheat. It’s all about getting caught, in other words. Public, just like Tooth, wants to be found out. They desire to be out. But they just can’t seem to find the guts to do it. So they let their peckers do the walking, or talking, as it were. Congrats on your Blind Vice badge of Honor, Public! Welcome to the chubby clubby! And it aint: Tom Welling, John Krasinski or David Archuletta Gossip Wrap-Up Guess: Mario Lopez

You would think standing next to Jermaine Dupri would make you look better by comparison. But someone needs to go out and get Janet Jackson's face a sling. Girlfriend's face has fallen.

damn. Sweet Jesus, I'm moving to San Francisco.

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The Other Woman Doesn’t Work Not that she was destined to become the next Angelina Jolie – not even close – but since B List and reality stars are all the rage these days, who’s to say she would not have had a career revival as the matriarch for a new generation? Or a movie of the week once every few weeks? The problem is her love life. She is in love with a man who has a wife. A man who comes from a legendary family. A man who is supposed to be a bastion of fidelity, with strong values and a wholesome image. This is not the man who should be carrying on an affair with an actress, hidden away in hotels, picked up on the sly by his security team, given a code name by his people. Her birthday is noted in his assistant’s organiser, it’s as official as it gets, only it’s also the best kept secret, and he intends to keep it that way which is why she’s only allowed to work sparingly. Which means guest appearances only and no long standing commitments, lest she reappear on the radar and invite a little curiosity, potentially blowing their cover. She lives by his rules because she thinks what they have is real and forever but not surprisingly, he has his eye on someone else. Almost her doppelganger. Some say she will be replaced. Is cheating hereditary? Gossip Wrap-Up Guess: I've re-read this thing 3 times, and I haven't got a clue. I'm thinking Arnold Schwarzenegger for one half of the mystery though ... going to comb through IMBD.... UPDATE: So it's not 'Ahnold' nor Martin Sheen nor Tiger Woods, nor Michael Douglas. Nor is it Justine Bateman, Krista Allen, or Tara Reid (who would keep her as a side piece?) 'The not that she was destined to be the next Angelina Jolie' leads me to think it's someone younger than Angelina -which would rule out Bo Derek or Shannon Doherty -both of whom sounded plausible. But I think this somehow ties into the Kennedy clan. So how about Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Still clueless on the actress though.

Which starlet with an often-troubled boyfriend actually plays for the other team — and puts up with her boy toy's habits to maintain hetero appearances? Gossip Wrap-Up Guess: Anne Hathaway. There were rumors about her and her Princess Diaries co-star Heather Matarazzo. It definitely would explain everything.

BLIND ITEM: "FELL OFF HARD" Despite falling off hard, this black female celebrity still puts on airs and thinks she's better than everyone else despite not having success in the last couple of years. She continues to walk around with her head in the air. She also likes to snap at her skeleton crew of staffers. And, she often refers to herself as a star. People laugh at her because of her grandiose delusions and because her boyfriend is making a fool of her-behind her back-with various women. He brags about sexing 2-3 women per night and some of these girls are not too clean (sexually disease wise).Boyfriend is also trying to talk her into having a menage a trois. She has declined his demands (three's a crowd) but doesn't seem to have a problem discreetly sexing Hollywood women on the DL. Gossip Wrap-Up Guess: I agree with the "detectives" on the Panache Report Blog, this ones definitely Ashanti.

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Why He’s Single It was an unexpected split. Many were led to believe erroneously, me included, that their end had more to do with his machinations than with hers. As it turns out however the reason behind the break up was the dreaded OverReach. What sent him scrambling were comments like this, dropped casually into conversation:“I forgot my pill.”“I’m a few days late.”And then calling his family, chatting them up, hinting at the prospect of a baby, raising their hopes that a grandchild would be in their future.It’s the betrayal that disappointed him most. Apparently he wasted no time putting an end to her plans, pretty much standing over her while she packed up, sending her away with not even a glance back. He’s been drowning his sorrows in cocktails ever since. Not alone, of course but it was definitely a disappointment. He’d intended to keep her around for a long time. Especially given the fact that he was still able to have his fun on the side. It’s not every day you find a girl who’s ok with extra curricular activities so long as she’s the only one who gets a set of keys. In the end though, her greed brought an end to the sweet ride. Shelf Ass Jessica Biel could stand to learn a thing or two from this example. Overreaching prompts a steep fall. Gossip Wrap-Up Guess: The funny thing about this blind is that I didn't know it was a blind, obviously George Clooney. But why the hell is he drinking over that one. George has no taste in women.

Post Partum Flirtation Had a baby not too long ago, supposedly a happy family. But there’s been a little blip. And it’s not just the late nights. Seems she’s been a little bored with domesticity and has had a naughty flirtation. Saucy text messages and heated exchanges, some suggestive touching and closed door petting were spicing up her life but the subject of her giddy infatuation was not the father of her child. They didn’t seal the deal but it came very, very close. Even worse, he was a friend and a business associate of her significant other who found out about the illicit activity and shut it down quickly, sending angry missives back to the betrayer to “stay the f&ck away” from her. As a result, the dude is out of a job. And, finding himself unemployed, he has saved the email evidence and is threatening to go public, sell them off to one of the rags. Word is they are in the process of paying him off. She meanwhile is repentant and has redevoted herself to her relationship after groveling successfully for forgiveness. Crisis temporarily averted…but for how long? Gossip Wrap-Up Guess: Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman

Just Asking? WHICH star of a new TV hit has Hollywood scrambling to the pharmacy? He's spreading herpes around town like wildfire . . . Gossip Wrap-Up Guess: I'm stumped with this one. WHICH gorgeous socialite has a secret side to her sex life? While she's often on the arm of a guy at social functions, we hear she prefers to go home with a lady . . . Gossip Wrap-Up Guess: Tinsley Mortimer WHICH hit TV show's cast members are as bad in real life as the characters in the plotline? At a recent party, two of the hot actors held up the bathroom line while cutting their own lines in the stalls. Gossip Wrap-Up Guess: I'm going for Gossip Girls for this one.

To have a baby to get your photo taken is beyond shocking to me. But the fact that Madden would hit Paris Hilton raw...words cannot express the revulsion.

As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil....

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1. Please note: we are no longer talking about Naomi Campbell's hairline. 2. Don't you bitches know the shoes totally make an outfit.