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Because he ignores her Another week, another riddle involving a coke fiend. Everyone does it, but it's not the doing that's intriguing, it's the who's doing that's intriguing. Especially since her reputation is supposed to be so civilised and enlightened: a doting mother, a successful business, an artist (debatable), and an icon to many a MiniVan member. Ironic as it may seem considering the original spirit of the inspiration. The situation is actually even more shocking considering her past. Having had that kind of experience with addiction though, perhaps there are only 2 roads: to shun drugs fiercely or, as it is in this case, to embrace them dangerously in her time of need. It's not just genes that keep her so thin. Turns out it's a habit that's making her very sick. Friends and family are becoming concerned. They're saying "she's not doing well", observing that her use has dramatically escalated, that she is becoming increasingly anti-social and withdrawn, removed out of embarrassment from her usual circle, and when forced out in public, looking awkward and seemingly unable to cope in social settings where she was once comfortable. The reason? It's not those laughable rumours of infidelity. It's actually because he ignores her. Never the child, but always her. Not deliberately but because she has no part in his life. It used to be he'd show up for the professional events, at the very least. Now she has to beg. And then it's only a maybe. He's not spiteful about it, he just doesn't care. Even on the forced holiday he could barely bother to acknowledge her and when they came home, he couldn't wait to get away. So she retreats and she escapes and he still doesn't notice. When confronted about it by close confidantes, he insists there's not a problem. And he probably truly believes that, completely oblivious is he to her problems. As such, her team is desperately trying to get her some new work, something else to focus on instead of moping around at home weighed down by disappointment. Artistically though, it may be bad news. Forcing a project on the heels of something already forced is probably just going to lead to more sh*t. Having said that, if it saves her, in the end, I guess that's what friends would do. Gossip Wrap-Up! Guess: Too soon to be Angelina. I don't think it Nicole Kidman either. Julia Roberts? If not for Broadway, I'd think it were Katie Holmes.... I'm still working through this. Check back ... I have to agree with the chatter on the net: Sarah Jessica Parker.

I want to apply for Katie's job. How is this b*tch getting good reviews on Broadway, when she can't even fake a marriage? I'm tired of watching Tom Cruise practically breaking this girls arm walking her to the car. Hostages manage to walk with far more grace than this chick. Tom needs to look into getting her a leash. Tom can pay me to be his wife. If I had access to his black Amex, I would be sporting the world's biggest grin in every f*cking photo. Can anyone hook me up?

We've seen a lot of celebrity mug shots over the past few years, but Heather Locklear's' one for driving under the influence is my favorite. My mug shot would totally look like this. Shame, humiliation, running mascara, jacked up hair and f*cked up pupils! Between her and Ritchie Sambora, are we taking bets when their kid will wind up with one of these?

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September 29, 2008 Blind Items: Just asking WHICH fame-hungry "social" spends so much time stuffing cocaine up her nose, her hangers-on have taken to calling her "Coco Puff?" . . . WHICH designer daughter and her husband are stirring the pot on both coasts? She had tongues wagging in LA over her scary skinny bod, while her other half was recently kicked out of a Hamptons hot spot for slugging another guy. Gossip Wrap-Up! Guess: no clue.

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I'm all for nontraditional beauty, and I think America Ferrera is gorgeous, all size 6 of her. But she's got to be the most boring Latina in America. Ten pounds of make-up, the best lighting-and f*cked up hair, still can't improve Anne Hathaway's looks.

I'm glad to see someone over 40 gracing a magazine cover, but who still gives a damn about Meg Ryan? Please tell me how being a second rate Angelina Jolie can be a good career move for Megan Fox. Is GQ now edited by 12 year old boys? You can't even airbrush the cracked out look out of Kate Moss anymore. Can't we force models into retirement? Why are these bitches still relevant? Pussy Cat Dolls cover Blender Magazine, further proof of the decline of western civilization

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This photo should put to rest any rumors that Suri is not Tom Cruise's kid. Suri looks EXACTLY like her daddy. Poor thing.

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I AM SHOCKED. Clay Aiken has a kid?

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On the plus side, sending it to a Canadian meant I could use the postage meter at work! Thanks again to Matchstick Marketing!

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WHICH reality-TV judge was absent from two of her top-rated shows because she had a bad reaction to Botox? Spies said the fashionista's face "swelled up like a cauliflower". . . Gossip Wrap-Up! Guess: Judge Marilyn Milian WHICH stunning TV actress can't stand the Hollywood starlet who's guest-starring on her show? The series' main character "is furious" at her co-star, who always shows up late and has friends hanging around the set . . . Gossip Wrap-Up! Guess: America Ferrera and Lindsay Lohan WHICH new Hollywood mommy is so worried her husband will cheat on her that she insisted their housekeeper/nanny be a lesbian? Gossip Wrap-Up! Guess: Nicole Kidman?

Blind Item: September 22, 2008 What private school has sent out e-mails to parents who may have lost everything in the Wall Street crisis asking if they need financial aid? Gossip Wrap-Up! Guess: Spence?

I've been off TV this season, but there's nothing like bad red carpet fashions to peak one's interest. The 2008 Emmy Awards definitely provided plenty of bad fashion. If Eva Longoria (with Tony Parker) isn't pregnant, she's doing a great impression of a pregnant chick. Felicity Huffman looks amazing. I'm thinking my fellow Canuck Kathleen Robertson just had a kid? Can anyone believe Kristin Chenoweth is over forty?Marcia Cross looks beautiful but I'm not sure about this dress. Same goes for Sandra Oh. Sandra's face looks great though. Another one for the undecided column. Vanessa Williams face looks great, the dress, not-so-much. America Ferrera, pretty girl, ugly dress.

Are all the celebrity stylists still pissed about something? But then again, this is the best Debra Messing has looked in a long time. I always thought that when you're beautiful you can get away with wearing anything. Heidi Klum has proved me wrong. Kathy Griffin should not be smiling. Does Lauren Conrad wear any other style of dress?

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I get that it might be challenging to be a short male. But just like men with comb-overs, men with lifts need to be vilified. How could someone even ask Nike to make this sh*t? Photos from D-Listed

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Full Disclosure Blind Item September 21, 2008 Which supposedly squeaky-clean starlet was a big fan of some pretty hardcore drugs back in college? Her favorite tagline is, "Wow, the drugs in Hollywood are so much better than what we used to get." Of course, all the evidence of her hard partying has been erased. Once she hit the big time a couple of years back, her publicist made the rounds of her pals and bought up all the photo evidence of her former fun. Gossip Wrap-Up! Guess: no clue.

Blind Item: One Undivorced Blind Vice: Straights Are Sluts, Too Oh, this is a tough one this week: Do we do the cable star who's pretending to have a stalker (she's sending herself all kinds of horrendous things at work, just so her contract-renewing bosses think the babe's got heat, as if package-sending retards, imagined or otherwise, are going to make a difference in their decisions, oh, please)? Or the star who screws around like John McCain once did. Hey, it's political fever time out there, I vote for the latter! But first, gotta say something. You know, I really think a lot of you frisky folk out there are getting the wrong impression: That I think only gay guys pull the really self-hating, sleazy, deliciously kinky love crap. Hardly! You hets sure know how to get your skank on, too, hon-pies, of this, I am positive. Certainly, Gore-Me Garth proves this point excellently. A star of the screen's more, shall we say, gruesome tales, Garth-babe's been pulling some love exercises, off camera, that surely would make his wife's blood boil. Zoom in on: A somewhat established Sunset Strip bar. It's empty, save the bartender (our source, like, duh), and Gore-Me and some chick he is not married to. She looks kind of exotic. GMG just looks horny. I think his pants are tenting, it's real under-the-bleachers kinda stuff. The couple who thinks they are so secretly flirting with each other orders buttloads of whiskey sours, which, perhaps—or not—explains why they then start acting like Toothy Tile in a West Hollywood parking lot, as they move to a couch and do what probably took John McCain at least a second date to do with Cindy. For hours. In front of the bartender! Like, what, they thought booze-servers are priests or something? Did they think the uniformed type wouldn't blab? Now, I don't know how far, exactly, Gore-Me and his sultry lass went, but if we got another Reille Hunter type sitch in the works, wouldn't be at all surprised. And It Ain't: Will Smith, Dylan Walsh, Josh Brolin Gossip Wrap-Up! Guess: Blind Item 1 -Denise Richards Gossip Wrap-Up! Guess: Blind Item 2-no clue! I was thinking someone on 90210 (the original) because of the "Dylan Walsh" (I know he's on Nip Tuck but...). I got nothing.

These pictures are from the World Tour Janet Jackson's currently on.

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This tough guy actor loves playing a hero. His successful movies are violent and loaded with explosive action. He's always been a macho bruiser so romantic scenes are scarce and that's fine with him. He dates pretty women when he's in the US, but he prefers to make movies that film in Europe. That's because he feels he has more privacy there. He can do what he wants without being observed and what he wants to do is go to gay bars and pick up men. His girlfriends back in the US wish he'd commit, but he's far too interested in male companionship. Gossip Wrap-Up! Guess: Vin Diesel. I'd do him anyway. Excuse me while I go weep...

Clearly Renee Zellweger is taking this whole 'red carpet posing' thing too seriously. And by the looks of Courtney Cox, she over dressing too. The British Royals need to start breeding outside the family tree. Princess Eugenie and Princess Beatrice attend a fashion show, where hopefully they picked up some tips. My friend Kim and I often argue about whose feet are more "fugly". Clearly we need to redefine "f*cking ugly". Was Donatella Versace a former ballerina? How does your feet get like that and you don't wear boots? No one would blame her for throwing on a pair of Uggs to cover that sh*t up. And are they creasing like that? There shouldn't be a crease there! So gross, and yet I can't look away.

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Star Treatment How does he roll? Private plane on someone else’s dime with specific requests about the type of aircraft…like it’s not enough to bypass commercial flying, you need to fly in a particular model. But that’s just the beginning. He can only travel in matching (like MATCHING!) SUVs with police escort. Three of them. One left empty. And then a sedan. Why the sedan? Because his lower level staff are not allowed to ride in SUVs. They are beneath SUVs. His staff must also stay in a hotel separate from his.Then there’s eye contact. No eye contact under any circumstances. If his driver happens to have to idle for more than 15 seconds with him in the car – say they’re packing up gear, or waiting for a delivery – the driver must exit the vehicle until the fleet is ready to move. Speaking to him of course is out of the question. Speaking in his vicinity is even worse. The only voice he wants to hear is his own. You can talk…but only when he gives you permission. There’s actually a hand signal for that. It comes from his manager. Hotel staff learn this lesson quickly. Imagine asking someone if he wants fresh towels and have him stare back at you, behind sunglasses, not answering, the silence filling up the room like a flood, how small that person must feel, that person who works and busts her ass for minimum wage, not even to be acknowledged, to feel the message from a millionaire that she is not worth engaging? Not even a nod? If he walks past you in the hall, you must turn your back. If you don’t turn your back he’ll stop walking. His team will stand in a wall around him for fear that you might breathe on him. Worse still, they will harass you. They will intimidate you. They will treat you like a criminal and report you to make sure you are punished. All of this and more, communicated without shame, without embarrassment, executed as though it’s the most natural way to behave … these are His Rules. Gossip Wrap-Up Guess: Nic Cage ?

Nicole Ritchie and Harlow on the cover of Us Magazine. Are we sure Nicole's DNA is in this kid? That's Joel Madden's mini me.

I'm pretty sure these two are the answer to at least one blind on CrazyDaysandNights. Ryan O'Neal and his son (with Farrah) Redmond were arrested this morning on suspicion of drug possession in Los Angeles. The police were doing a probation search at Ryan's house in Malibu when they found a vial of Meth in Ryan's room. They searched Redmond and also found meth on him as well. Sorry but this is too sad. It's one thing to f*ck up your life, but dragging your son down with you? I say this because Redmond has had a problem since he was a teenager, back when both of his parents were known abusers.

65,000 people. Or maybe 55,000 people , along with Papa Joe Simpson and his black Amex. Jessica Simpson's first country album "Do You Know", landed on the #4 position, on Billboards' charts this week, selling 65,000 units! Considering her last piece of crap "A Public Affair" debuted and peaked at #5, selling more than a hundred thousand units, me thinks this will be Jessica's first and last country foray. My mom used say it shows more strength to try and fail, than not try at all. So Jessica, you're the strongest woman in the world right now. Somewhere, Carrie Underwood is laughing her ass off. Carrie's, laughing her ass off all alone, 'cause lord knows that bitch doesn't have any friends, but she's laughing nonetheless.

You'd think a girl with a drinking problem would wear sensible shoes.

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I think I'm having a low self-esteem week...month...hell year. But thank you to the celebrities who have been going out of their way to make me feel better about myself (Amy Winehouse & Jessica Simpson I'm talking to you)! Now I'm adding Tyra Banks to that list. You know Tyra? Oprah's ghetto-tranny-looking-cousin. Tyra showed up at fashion week, wearing a cute Gucci dress, but still looking like a hot-ass-mess. Best save that pose for girls who work out Ty Ty Baby. Don't think I'm mean. I wore long sleeves all summer because my Aunt Merisa told me back in April, my arms were getting "Oprah-ish." (Words hurt bitch!) Yet she's still on my christmas list. Why we love our abusers I do not know.

Amy Winehouse, out for a stroll. Nice to see she's staying clean!

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Ciara on the cover of Vibe Magazine neked. Is there any part of this chick that's sexy? @Ciara, your feet are HUGE. Stop with all those crazy shoes! That's why people think you have "extra bits". Your feet make you look like a tranny hooker.

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Friday Fun! One Stinky as Hell Blind Vice We all have our pet peeves, not to mention issues, right? Matt Damon's are Alaskan governors and Alaskan governors, I believe. Other stars go more towards education (Oprah) or women's rights (La Streisand), etc. But Brucey Butter-Zinger is ferociously serious about his personal peeves, as they mainly involve thinking in a particular way many people find amusing. Think Woody and his hemp-powered philosophies, only far worse—say some. But ol' Brucey, dedicated zealot he be, does not care; at least he puts up a fine job of making folks think he doesn't give a whit what they think of his nutty and often heatedly exchanged ideas. So, it was with perfectly reasonable expectations that Mr. B-Z had his "people" approach several businesses across the street from where BBZ was planning a fancy party to benefit his less-than-popular off-camera thoughts and endeavors. He asked that the commercial endeavors all close down, just for one night (for which they would be reimbursed), so as to make the glittery do more private, not to mention easier to maneuver, vehicle-wise. Only prob being, all the businesses said no friggin' way, thankyouverymuch, each and every single one of them. Brucey was not pleased, though you (and the store owners) would never know it. Soiree went on just fine, without a hitch, too. But those businesses that said no to Brucey? Uh, they sure had probs, big-time, when the very next ayem, all their plumbing, which had never before been problematic, backed up, causing sewage disasters out the wazoo. Interesting timing? The owners all think not and are distinctly smelling a revengeful sewer rat. Me, too. Source Gossip Wrap-Up! Guess: Tom Cruise

Blowing Second Chances You’d think that she, of all people, would be more precious with her body. Not only because it’s so beautiful but also because she worked so hard to actually keep it. But behind the face and up the nose, there is a serious, serious problem with blow. It started because she needed to keep her weight down, it has continued because she’s a full blown addict, devoting half her time to so called philanthropy, and the other half to hardcore happy. So much so that she’s now losing jobs as it’s no secret she can barely get down a carpet without rushing to the loo and hitting up some more which is where they found her at an event this week. A goodwill party turned almost disastrous when someone walked in and saw her slumped over the toilet, half conscious with bile dripping down her chin, her hair wet sticking to her face, begging to be allowed to stay at the party. They managed to remove her from the venue without anyone noticing but the very very wealthy man she came with was so disgusted he immediately severed their relationship and worse still, the influential host of the festivities is now refusing to take her call. A discreet visit to rehab is the next logical step but they worry she’s not ready until rock bottom, which appears to be just around the corner Source Gossp Wrap-Up! Guess: An easy one. Petra Nemcova!

Some celebrities exist to make us mere mortals feel better about ourselves. I'm not one to dwell on other peoples pain... well I don't dwell too long... but Jessica Simpson is special. Not that "special" -although she's only about 2 IQ points above the threshold, but special in the way she's so common, so regular, she's just one of us.

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WHICH elderly co-owner of a Hamptons hot spot has the locals buzzing because he's having an affair with the very tall, thin, blond wife of a famous songwriter? The melodious husband knows about it and isn't happy . . . Gossip Wrap-Up! Guess: no clue WHICH music mogul treats his superstar wife like she's a servant? But she doesn't mind. "She's Southern and thinks men should be the boss," laughs one friend . . . Gossip Wrap-Up! Guess: Billy Joel? WHICH veteran real estate broker flabbergasted old friends by claiming in an interview he graduated from a prestigious European prep school? "I've known him for 30 years," says one pal. "He's from The Bronx." Gossip Wrap-Up! Guess: no clue

Not sure what happened last night, but it looks like a whole slew of celebrity fashion stylists were pissed about something. But it looks like they got their appropriate revenge. The it couple of the moment, Samantha Ronson and her bitch Lindsay Lohan. I'm not sure why Sam always has that smug look on her face, like she's got some prize. I don't think too many men in Hollywood wanted Lindsay. And Sam's the only chick stupid enough to want to hit that.

Outfit number two for Ms. Lohan. 21 has never looked so old.

Usually my girl Rihanna is a knockout. I don't know what the f*ck she's trying to tell us with this foolishiness.

All that lack of publicity is really getting to Paris Hilton, it must be keeping her up late at night. Girlfriend looks worn and tired.

No words. Christina Aguilera.

Actually: Does anyone actually think this girl is still breast feeding? Or has someone gotten new implants?

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