I am an avid reader (don't let my atrocious spelling, and poor grammar fool you). And as someone who has a pretty big book collection and a well worn library card I have had buyer's remorse on many a book purchase. Hell, I owned Karrine "Superhead" Steffans, Confessions of a Video Vixen at one point -I had it turned backwards on my bookshelf so my friends wouldn't know I let that sh*t in my house, but I did own it.

But Lynne Spears? Through the Storm?

I saw an advertisement for Lynne Spears new book that called it a "NY Times Best Seller". I actually went to the NY Times website, expecting to see it listed as #100. It's number 5.

Was this b*tch on Oprah?

Who would care about Lynne's experience as a mother. How could it possible enlighten or entertain you? 3 kids, two went to rehab, and one got pregnant at 16 while starring on a national television show aimed at kids. I'm going to cut the pregnant chick some slack 'cause it's just sex. But that still means Lynne Spears is batting 1 for 3. That's a fail in any grading scheme.

So the question is: which one of you jackasses bought it?