The Gossip Wrap-Up!: November 2007

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Random Shots

>> Friday, November 30, 2007

I'm going to ignore the fact that Bruce looks like he's collecting Social Security. I think we should applaud him for escorting his underage daughter to a nightclub. It worked so well for Dina and Lindsay.

Maya Panache Blind Item

Myra wrote: In it's heyday, the former lesbian club "Peanuts," in Hollywood was the hot spot for the LA Lakers trying to convert gorgeous lipstick lesbians into straight women. This club also featured erotic entertainment, including X-rated floor shows by an array of racy performers, comics and drag queens. Adult star Midori (pictured above) is the sister of Jody Watley and she allegedly had one of the hottest erotic shows at the club. "Peanuts," was a hunting ground for this black male celebrity and his wife. They were always on the hunt for a second woman to participate in menage a trois and they often found willing participants due to his celebrity. They had one rule, the wife had to try the woman out first (solo) and then the husband could join the action, later. They brought so many women into their bedroom, they eventually broke up. After the breakup, the wife dated one of the richest A-list white actors on the sly for a brief period of time. Meanwhile, the actor moved on to another woman who seems uncomfortable in regards to three-way sex. But, she was willing to adjust since the actor can't seem to get aroused with just her. Recently, one of our sources informed us that the actor showed up at the S.F., fetish club, "Power Exchange," with his girlfriend in tow. A lot of hip-hop stars have patronized this club in the past as well. The club has themed rooms: Jail cells, hotel rooms, a coffin room and the notorious dungeon. The actor and his girlfriend spent a lot of time in the dungeon watching women get whipped by men, while other men were getting whipped by trannies. The smell of lube and sex surround the club. Afterwards, the actor and his girlfriend proceeded to the movie room, where porn plays continuously on various television monitors while men jerk off and people have sex. According to our source, the girlfriend was extremely uncomfortable in this atmosphere and was overheard saying, "This is not my scene as she fled the premises and hailed a cab." Our actor was so engrossed in the surroundings, he didn't even follow her out, instead, he stayed and participated in three-way sex acts with women. Hints: His nickname in Hollywood is "The King Of Swing," for obvious reasons and before he became an actor, he was popular in another entertainment related field.

Gossip Wrap-Up Guess: Clueless, the ex-wife sounds like Salli Richardson (who dated or was "just friends" with Matthew McConaughey for a minute.

Clue #1: The club Peanuts shut down in the 80's so this is someone in their 40's at least.

Clue #2: It's not Eddie Murphy or Rick Fox and not a singer turned actor. Another hint: The subject in the BI, his gf is white.

Black Male Celebrity: Keenan Ivory Wayans (writer, director, actor, In Living Color, White Chicks)

Ex-wife: Daphne Wayans -no clue who she was seeing though

Current girlfriend: Brittany Daniel (White Chicks, The Game (TV series))

Odd: Keenan starred opposite Salli Richardson in A Lowdown Dirty Shame. Coincidence?

Ted Casablancas The Awful Truth Blind Item

>> Thursday, November 29, 2007

One Keep-On-Truckin' Blind Vice Pricey Dicey is a mucho gifted performer, everyone agrees on that. The Emmys adore him and occasionally show that fact, come fall. TV fans just go on about the sorta-cutie dude every time they blog, cheer ‘n’ gab about him, which is often. This helps P.D.’s latest boob-tube project, which is a bit o’ a gamble for the network currently employing Dicey’s always amusing talents. Are these check-doling TV suits aware Pricey likes the boys, not the girls? Of course they are. People aren’t dumb in this town, they’re just stupid, know what I mean? Like, come on, these network ninnies actually expect Pricey to be discreet and keep his peter-on-peter ways in private? If they only knew. ‘Cause here’s what P.D. lives to partake in from time to time, whenever he gets the he-man hankering: He gets his horned-up snake on a plane, flies it to a medium-size midwestern town, checks into a nondescript old hotel near a truck stop, which is next to a stripper joint, which is next to a dirty-movie arcade—see where we’re goin’ here? Yep, you guessed it: The “straight” truckers hit the girlie joint, get all worked up, and then stop on over to the arcade to utilize one of the many glory holes, behind one of which Pricey always parks himself. After all, it’s always anonymous, right? Wrong. See, some of those holes are—like Hollywood egos—bigger than others. And while Mr. Dicey was doin’ the deed one time recently, the recipient stuck his eyeball right at the cutout opening and grunted, “Hey, aren’t you on TV?” “Oh, no,” blurted P.D., before promptly going back to work and finishing off the job—an impending orgasm is such a reliable tool for getting a guy’s mind off what you’d prefer him not to be thinking about, don’t you agree? Pricey hasn’t been back to his salacious stomping ground since. But we’re sure that’s merely a temporary situation, much like Lindsay Lohan’s nascent sainthood.

And it ain't: Brad Garret, Taye Diggs, or Alec Baldwin

Gossip Wrap-Up Guess: I'm liking Kelsey Grammer -but he seems to have a thing for female strippers. But he is the only Emmy winner/nominee on a new show this season.

NY Daily News Gatecrasher Blind Item

Which pop star - known more for the rocker she's dating than her own vocal skills - has visited the ER several times after partying too hard on her BF's tour?

Gossip Wrap-Up Guess: Benji Madden and girlfriend Sophie Munk.

The Underground Buzz Blind Item

>> Wednesday, November 28, 2007

This man is well known in the African American community. He appears to be concerned about the community. He is not a preacher, but he often sounds like one when he is giving his commentaries. This man’s personal life is about to blow up. He divorced his wife and left her with nothing. He has since remarried a woman with a questionable past. The divorced wife has quite a story to tell, tales of cheating and abuse. She is ready to tell all. Will he be able to stop her?

Gossip Wrap-Up Guess: Steve Harvey

This Actor played a concerned husband in his last movie, but during a recent stage production he treated the female cast members like dirt. At one point, he was abusive toward a female co-star. Next year, he is set to star in a show that could take him to Broadway let’s hope he cleans up his act.

Gossip Wrap-Up Guess: Malik Yoba

This Former Model and Fashionista claims she has moved on with her life. She is raising her children and she’s got a new man. But, she still keeps tabs on her former husband and who he is seeing. She recently threatened her ex’s girlfriend with a friendly warning to keep her in check.

Gossip Wrap-Up Guess: Kimora Lee Simmons

I tried to give the Underground Buzz a try, but clearly they are just taking the days news stories and rewriting them as blinds. They should just make them up.

Will Somebody Please Lock His A$$ Up

R. Kelly's in the news again. A couple of weeks ago his longtime publicist, Regina Daniels quit because "there are some lines that should never be crossed professionally or personally. Mr. Kelly crossed a line that forever altered the scope of our relationship. For this reason I made the decision to resign." We were all wondering what that cryptic message was all about, and now we know.

It appears that real Regina Daniels quit working with R. Kelly after 15 years of service, is because he allegedly slept with her daughter. The young woman is 19 years old, nothing illegal there. But given Kelly's history, coupled with the fact that he has known this young woman since she was 4 years old, this may get ugly.

Crackhead TNG

This is a photo of Whitney Houston and Bobby Browns' daughter Bobbi Christina (with a friend) smoking something. Given her family history, you would think this FOURTEEN year old, would not want to follow in her parents footsteps. But apparently the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Source.

Miss Simpson Regrets

According to Us Magazine, after two years and lots of introspective analysis, Jessica Simpson realizes that leaving Nick was a mistake. Jessica had assumed that "she would be with someone by now." Apparently when Jessica left Nick she thought she could do better. I think she has, she's been f&cked, pissed on and passed around by artists way bigger than Nick. Hold your head up high Jessica, sometimes quantity beats quality.

Coverin' It - Christina Aguilera Edition

Beautiful!

No.F&cking.Way.

OK so I've been wasting my time writing about this shocking cover, and now Britney's camp (that would be the creepy Sam Lufti) are denying this story, calling it "b.s.". Thank God, because the social workers in California are already overworked.

Update: The people at usmagazine.com have already bitch slapped In Touch calling the story a complete fabrication.

Americans Don't Like Mel B.

So the Dancing with the Stars finale went down last night on ABC. Honestly, I'm proud to say I have never seen an episode of the show in my life -C and D listers in a desperate battle to recapture their fame through the art of ballroom dancing -doesn't appeal to me. By all accounts, Mel B and her zexy partner Maksim Chmerkovskiy were favoured to win, with Scary Spice considered to be one of the best competitors the show has ever produced. According to The Telegraph, Melanie Brown said prior to last night's finale that winning would mean "everything" to her. "To be embraced by America, would be... I would actually be speechless." I don't think Mel's ever been speechless in her life, and it looks like she doesn't have to start now, as America gave her 'the one finger salute' last night, in favor of some race car driver with a cute accent. Seriously though, you would think a single mother, who was publicly bitch-slapped by her baby daddy would guarantee the sympathy vote. But then if you thought that, you don't know Scary Spice. Every time she opens her mouth, you are instantly reminded how low rent this girl is. She's the only person with a British accent who sounds like sh&t. And I thought Americans were incapable of sensible voting.

NY Daily News Gatecrasher Blind Item

Which young actress and aspiring singer is just stringing along that hip-hop star, hoping he'll write some hits for her?

Gossip Wrap-Up Guess: Hayden Panettiere and Ne-Yo. (They're not dating, this is a bogus blind, although I'm sure she wants songs from him)

Maya Panache Blind Item

>> Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Myra wrote: On the court, he is one of the best in the game. Off the court, when he has a couple of drinks, he likes to expose his private parts which are allegedly covered in blisters. He's also considered a violent drunk. He likes to destroy property and he's verbally and sometimes physically abusive to those in his inner circle. This baller is so sleazy, we are getting dual reports that he transmits chlamydia and herpes. He is a walking health epidemic and doesn't give a damn. Recently, away from the public and behind closed doors, he's booking escorts because of their promiscuity, this way, if they ever try to sue him for transmitting one of his STD's, he has a built in defense: With her background, she may have infected me and she was probably infected by one of her numerous clients. Despite his wealth and fame, a few escorts won't see him because after he drinks from his silver flask, he becomes argumentative and violent. We reported in a prior blind item that a celebrity likes to have sex in the dark because of his under-endowment but this baller is having sex in the dark so women won't notice his blisters. Hints: It's "not" Allen Iverson and you don't have to be a basketball fan to know who he is. Gossip Wrap-Up Guess: Jason Kidd

Poor Kid

People Magazine is reporting that Usher and his bitch (or maybe it's the other way around), welcomed their first child last night. Usher had announced last September that they were expecting a boy, whom he wished to be "to fully be coherent and to be healthy, first and foremost." Since newborns are known for their "coherency", I'm sure Usher is elated. Seriously though, Tameka's had like 8 kids already, and none of them have mated with animals, or eaten other babies, so clearly she knows what she's doing. And as soon as Usher tears himself away from his mirror, I'm sure he'll bond beautifully with his kid. Congratulations!

New York Post's Page Six Blind Item

November 27, 2007 -- WHICH paranoid billionaire always travels with heavy security and doesn't like any employees with him on the elevator - but also doesn't want to be seen as racist, so black staffers are allowed to share the lift? . . .

WHICH well-connected outer-borough lawyer divorced his wife because he came home one day to find her having sex with the driver of a yellow cab parked outside his house?

NY Daily News Gatecrasher Blind Item

Which singing heartthrob currently tied to an actress is really single and living out his sex fetish dreams with different girls all over the country?

Gossip Wrap-Up Guess: singer Michael Buble, actress Emily Blunt

Lainey Gossip -Blind Item

>> Monday, November 26, 2007

All Ages & Jonesing Free as a bird, fresh like a daisy, dating up a storm, but apparently not clean as a whistle having abstained for nearly two decades. Shame. Currently dating a lucky young man, she can regularly be seen shoving her tongue down his throat in various public establishments. Curiously enough, she was also seen not too long ago shoving her tongue down the throat of another dude… a MUCH older one – perhaps even 20 years – draped around him at a party and there’s nothing wrong with that, more power to her for playing the field, except that she was at the same time asking for drugs repeatedly…alarming not only for the obvious but also because she had a dangerous relationship with them in the past and just because she’s an adult now doesn’t mean she’ll fare any better than she did before. Can a former emancipated addict use recreationally without serious consequence? For her sake, I hope so.

Gossip Wrap-Up Guess: This screams Drew Barrymore to me. To you?

Janet Charlton's Hollywood Whodunit

AGING CASANOVA DID IT AGAIN

This sexy actor was a major playboy in his day, who really loved women and planned to remain a bachelor. It was a shock when the right woman came along and she tamed him. To everyone's complete surprise, he settled down and started a family. They seemed happy for years, but lately he's been having a hard time NOT flirting. One thing led to another and now there's a 21 year old girl pregnant with his child. His wife is distraught and she's trying to finish filming a movie and figure out WHAT to do. Source.

Gossip Wrap-Up Guess: Sounds like Warren Beatty. Time will tell.

Random Shots

Apparently Tennis Superstar Serena Williams and hip hop artist Common are "dating." But what on earth could they have been up to last night, for Serena to rip holes in both of her knees? Just asking?

Random Shots -The Gap Edition

I've always been a fan of The Gap's "Celebrity Ad Campaigns", this season they seem to be having trouble finding "big names" but the shots are beautiful anyways.

Ann Poehler & Will Arnett

Frances Pen and Amanda Peet

James Marsden

Zoe Saldana and her sisters Cisley and Mariel.

To see the rest of The Gaps' Holiday Classics Redefined Campaign click here.

Daily Mirror's Wicked Whispers Blind Item

Which female singer's relationship is a sham? She fancies girls but her bosses think that it will put off fans...

Gossip Wrap-Up Guess: Although this is a British site, I'm going with Alicia Keys. She's been rumored to be dating her manager in the past and now Krucial her writing partner, yet she is rarely seen with either. In her defense, she's rarely seen unless she's promoting something.

NY Daily News Gatecrasher Blind Item

Which supposedly sober country queen seems to have tumbled off the wagon? The much-liked Southern singer had to be helped from the stage to her dressing room after a recent live appearance.

Gossip Wrap-Up Guess: Wynonna Judd who was preforming in NYC last week.

Maya Panache Blind Item

>> Sunday, November 25, 2007

Myra wrote: This man's image is very manufactured. He appears to be nice, humble, caring and sincere. In reality, according to people who have worked with him, he is one of the biggest most arrogant self serving men in this business. When he left the employ of one company, staffers allegedly threw a party because they were so glad he departed. When fans approach, he walks right past them as if you are invisible. He has a God like complex and he is very caught up in his celebrity. Although the internet allows confidential news to seep out on various celebrities. Our guy may want to do damage control because Sky Villa was informed that this former "family man," was extorted a few years ago for $50,000 by a stunning black call girl located in Hollywood. The call girl allegedly tied him up and did her dominatrix routine while secretly taping the session, unbeknownst to him. The call girl couldn't stand him, she just liked his money. She told colleagues that he was rude and arrogant and acted as if he was doing her a favor by sleeping with her. His marriage would later break up over different reasons. After the call girl received her blackmail payout, she turned over the tape to him and assured him their were no more copies. Unbelievably, although she may have been telling the truth, he's so naive, he actually believed her. He took her word for it but he still worries if copies are out there, if so, this tape would ruin his 'good guy' image and destroy his career. Hints: He is not a actor, singer, rapper, sports star, model or playwright but he is wildly popular in the black community. Also, you will be surprised that this strait laced guy has a thing for dominatrix's. Follow the clues to guess the answer correctly.

Gossip Wrap-Up Guess: The clues narrow it down to a record producer, or network or radio anchor/host, I am leaning toward a network anchorman or radio host. Someone who switched networks or stations not too long ago. Unfortunately, being Canadian, it might not be someone I recognize. Any help?

Update: He's not really a family man but how about former 106 and Park host AJ Calloway, who's now with Extra. He was recently divorced.

Update 2: Someone on Maya's blog suggested Russell Simmons. This one actually fits way better than my choice.

Random Shots

Because a little Chris Nunez and Ami James makes any day better.

Zac's gotta work on the whole "I'm straight" thing. He shouldn't be looking at Vanessa like he don't know who the f&ck she is.

We can now add fashion criminal to the list of reasons why Paulina Rubio should be denied residency into the US.

Anne Hathaway fails Life Lesson #22 - Never piss off your hairdresser.

New York Post's Page Six Blind Item

November 25, 2007 -- WHICH Latina pop star's boyfriend is said to have quickly approached a photo agency to buy up all the pictures of himself with an African-American hottie snapped at Tenjune? . . .

WHICH celebrity publicist was fired from her high-profile New York firm after a slew of bad press on her client was published? The flack told everyone she quit her company but in reality was given the ax.

Celebrity TNG

>> Friday, November 23, 2007

Amanda Peet and baby Frances Pen (for The Gap).

Heath Ledger and Matilda.

Sasha Cohen, Isla Fisher and baby Olive.

Future Weight Watchers spokeswoman Princess Beatrice.

Facial hair and chipped teeth aside, this kid is gorg. Madonna spawn Lourdes Leon.

NY Daily News Gatecrasher Blind Item

Which vocally challenged pop star was drunkenly persuaded to toss her prescription diet pills after seeing herself recently in an unflattering In Touch weekly cover story?

Gossip Wrap-Up Guess: Britney Spears, who then switched to plastic surgery.

The Underground Buzz -Blind Item

>> Thursday, November 22, 2007

1. This popular female singer is topping the charts with her latest album, but a lot of her fans are disappointed with her new sexy image. She has been wearing revealing outfits and tons of makeup because record label bosses want her competing with other singers. This female singer can sing, and she is also a talented musician. Her fans feel she doesn’t need to look like a hoochie to prove her worth.

Gossip Wrap-Up Guess: Alicia Keys (I don't really "buy" this blind, I think Alicia Keys is just trying to fight the lesbian rumors by dressing more feminine. There's nothing hoochie about any of her fashion choices of late.)

2. This Talk Show Hostess is addicted to her wigs. She refuses to let any man she dates see her without her wig or extensions, and it’s starting to affect her sex life.

Gossip Wrap-Up Guess: Tyra Banks

New York Post's Page Six Blind Item

WHICH secret relationship between two editors at an online blog empire almost became public when the woman editor wrote unflatteringly about her hookup with an unnamed, but identifiable male editor on her own Web site? Her short-lived sex partner responded by posting a video of himself simulating sex with a dead fish - a commentary on her lack of animation in bed . . . WHICH single singer/songwriter has a dirty habit of picking up women when he's wasted? He's been spotted stumbling around downtown luring harlots back to his pad.

It's Not Her Fault Y'all

>> Wednesday, November 21, 2007

The folks over at Us Magazine brought in an expert to tell us exactly what went wrong with Britney Spears. Fascinating analysis by some expert doctor who has never met Britney, but has somehow managed to diagnose her by reading the tabloids (obviously a very talented doctor).

Dr. Drew Pinsky believes that Britney is "our new Michael Jackson." I find this funny, because unlike Britney, Jackson likes spending time alone with little boys. Anyhow, Pinsky believes Britney's father’s substance abuse, and a family history of mental imbalance might explain her current problems. This is a fascinating read, if you forget that the doc has based his diagnosis on events that may or may not have happened... But it's all about Britney, and thank god she doing, um, something, unlike those other tabloid bitches Lindsay and Paris who are trying to act all normal and sh&t. To read the full article go here.

When Celebrities Have No Friends...

Debra Messing at LAX. What could possibly be the justification for this outfit? Drugs...mental illness? The poor kid. Why must parents shame their kids so?

Maya Panache Blind Item

>> Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Myra wrote: This black female celebrity had so much potential until mental illness interfered with her life and career. Early on, famous men attempted to date her, but her reactions and conversation became so strange, they stopped coming around. One celebrity said he arrived for a date and she asked him, "What the hell are you doing here?" Although he had called her earlier in the day for directions. He hightailed it out of there! Her meds are no longer effective. She tried new meds that had horrible side effects, leaving her disorientated and dizzy. She has yet to find an effective anti-depressant drug. Family and friends first noticed something was wrong, when she became dark and moody, attacking them with wild and negative accusations that they knew nothing about. She even accused one friend of sending her negative energy. She has become so strange around her family and friends, she would often put on headphones as if she was listening to music, snapping her fingers and singing along when their was no music playing. Sadly, she has deteriorated so bad, away from the public eye, people are wondering, will she soon be institutionalized?

Gossip Wrap-Up Guess: Lisa Nicole Carson (formerly of Ally McBeal -she was institutionalized while the show was on the air, but hasn't worked since) or Lauryn Hill.

UPDATE: Maya says it's NOT Lisa Nicole Carson or Maia Campbell.

UPDATE #2: Maya's people have eliminated: MAIA CAMPBELL, LISA NICOLE CARSON, LAURYN HILL, Jennifer Lewis, Shari Headley, Nona Gaye. It's NOT a model or sports figure.

Gossip Wrap-Up Guess (again): so I'm O for two, will mull this over on the way to work. Help me out people!

UPDATE #3: Maya's people wrote: "One last BIG CLUE since it's the holidays and all. SHE IS A (sic) ACTRESS."

Gossip Wrap-Up Guess: What is this Timmy? Blinds aren't supposed to make your head hurt!

Coverin' It - December 2007 Edition

GQ's Men of the Year

Daniel Craig

Kanye West

Bill Clinton

Beyonce - Japanese Harper's Bazaar

Jennifer Garner - Glamour

Shania Twain - Redbook

Sarah Michelle Geller - Maxim

Fergie -Allure (and some serious photoshop!)

Jay-Z - Rolling Stone

Britney Spears (who else?) - Us Magazine

Lainey Gossip Blind Item: "Cheap & Crafty"

Blind Item: Cheap & Crafty No shortage of classless behaviour in Hollywood and above the maybe gaybe speculation and the drug drama, it’s these stories that are the most shocking: How can the privileged behave so poorly? Especially someone who sounds so elegant? Whose record has been spotless and golden? Then again, it’s always the ones you least expect. In her case however it’s become an M.O., a trail of cheapness wherever she goes. So you know when you stay at a hotel, if the soap and bath products happen to be on the higher end, it’s customary to ask for a few refills and take some home? This of course is standard behaviour for US…because we’re broke! But how about a busy, working actress, married to a busy working man, both with several projects on the go – does it then become less acceptable? Almost shameful? I think so yes. And still she does it wherever she goes – on junkets, on promotional tours, whenever she’s at a hotel, she orders up extras: extra shampoo, extra lotion, even extra bathrobes, taking EVERYTHING home… yes, even the bathrobes. The bathrobes that are washed then used again by every guest staying in that suite, she insists on bringing it all with her. Including the gifts too. She is also not shy with special requests. Lighting fixtures, humidifiers, strollers – kinda major items you’d think would be on loan, right? Wrong. She packs those up with her too. The woman leaves NOTHING behind. The question is: what does she do with it all? Would you believe she gives it to her staff? She saves the little soaps and gels and crafts them into small baskets and presents them to the nannies and the housekeepers as bonuses! Can you imagine? Can you imagine a Christmas gift basket full of hotel shampoos and conditioners? I mean How.F&cking.Tacky.

Gossip Wrap Up Guess: I may not try to solve this one, because I loathe this sort of thing. Cheapness is vile. But with the clues, "golden" "strollers", "U.S" -I'm thinking a non-American Oscar or Golden Globe winner with a husband in the industry. Rachel Weisz (fiance is director Darren Aronfsky) or Kate Winslet (married to director Sam Mendes)?

UPDATE: According to Lainey it's not Cate Blanchett or Kate Winslet.

UPDATE: "Salma Hayek is not Cheap & Crafty. Besides, she’s not married yet, is she? Also not Sarah Jessica Parker who IS cheap and crafty and golden in a way but not with the biggest prize. And that pointless new Sex & the City movie isn’t getting her there either."

Gossip Wrap-Up Guess: Although Rachel Weisz might fit, I'm loving Catherine Zeta Jones and Michael Douglas for this one.

Update (02/13/08): Rachel Weisz might not be married, but I think it's her, because of this story.

Update (Oct 27, 2008): Blind Item Reveal: Lainey revealed it was Rachel Weisz on her blog today.

NY Daily News Gatecrasher Blind Item

Which celebrity "girlfriend" turned up solo at her actor beau's recent party because, several wags joked, he was still busy with his boyfriend?

Random Shots

>> Monday, November 19, 2007

Getting old SUCKS!

For the 2007 American Music Awards, Beyonce's mom dressed her like this...

While her younger and less attractive sister Solange, got a dress made out of the scraps.

Queen Latifah looked like a sausage.

Rihanna got her dress game together for her performance.

Lindsay's mugshot from her 84 minute incarceration last week. What's with the eyebrows?

Speaking of Lindsay, Us Magazine ran a photo of a 13 year old Lindsay, and compared it to her now 13 year old sister Ali. Is it wrong to say a 13 year old looks like a whore? And if Child Services is intimately acquainted with Britney, shouldn't Dina Lohan get the same treatment?

Alicia Keys finally looks good.

Rumer "Miss Golden Globe" Willis cannot take a good photo to save her life.

From the WTF! Files

I saw this Blind on the Panache Report website today. I am still in shock.

A SPECIAL REPORT: "SHEMALE CRAZE IN BLACK HOLLYWOOD" by SKY VILLA Once again, your eyes are deceiving you. The "female," in the two photos above was born a biological male. She is currently a $3,000 per night transsexual escort. Although she's not talking, sky villa has learned, her clients are some of the most powerful and famous black & white men in this country. Including: The hip-hop elite, R&B singers and star athletes. She is booked solid in 2007. ADDITIONAL INFORMATION: We spoke to a Madam last week, we were informed that her transsexual/transvestite division has become just as profitable as her other divisions. The demand has become so great among rich men that her reps are actively recruiting transsexuals/transvestites to work for her. She added, "The most lucrative events for my TV/TS escorts is All-Star weekend and the Super Bowl and a lot of my clients are rappers." A particular rapper who did a bid had become so accustomed to homosexual sex inside the joint that he can no longer get aroused with women. He is now discreetly patronizing TV/TS escorts exclusively. Male strippers are also in demand among famous men. Top Gentlemen clubs across the country are hiring male strippers to perform for famous men. These male strippers are also giving private performances, (lap dances, fellatio, etc.) in private VIP rooms with a guard posted outside. It's rumored that a tape exists of a black superstar athlete enjoying a lap dance and having sex with a male stripper. This tape was secretly shot inside one of the VIP rooms. We have also been informed that a top black DJ, despite being married, is a regular customer of TV/TS escorts in Hollywood. He contacts them through a local smut paper. A particular black actor recently gave money to his favorite escort to have a sex change, despite having a girlfriend. This actor is known as "A tranny chasing trick," in the sex industry. Another black actor allegedly contracted the AIDS virus from a transsexual prostitute. Many of these men share the same logic: "Well, I'm not really gay because I'm the top and the escort has feminine features because she is a transsexual or a transvestite, so I'm not gay." The transsexual escort pictured above, has the West Coast on lockdown in regards to rich gay men and famous downlow men, she's also a big draw overseas and she frequently entertains hip hop royalty. The transsexual escort pictured below (who we featured before), has the East Coast on lockdown and she also charges $3,000 per night. Between these two ladies, they entertain the wealthiest celebrity men in black Hollywood on both coasts and are often flown in by private jet to provide their services. When we first featured our story on the escort below, a major NY newspaper picked up our story and revealed one of her clients: A rich hip hop powerbroker who publicly dates women.

To see the photos of the "women" click here.

Maya Panache Report Blind Items

BLIND ITEM #1 -RUDE & ALOOF: This black actress, despite being D-list, has always had an A-list attitude. Like her best friend, another famous woman, they both seem to hate their fans. When the actress is approached, she is so insecure and petty, if you're a female fan, she'll look you up and down and turn her nose up before declining the autograph. Her famous friend is worse, to keep her fans at bay, she is known to try and kick them away from her and she once checked into a hotel and called up room service to come and pour her a glass of water out of the tap. Our black actress has no class, people still whisper about, how she used to bring her child to auditions and breast feed the child out in the open. It's also been rumored, back in the day, her husband only married her because she was pregnant and he preferred sex parties over family life and they soon divorced. From what we hear, she is still unapproachable, rude and aloof to fans despite having no acting career. Her famous rude friend has gotten her out of a financial bind on more than a few occasions. Hint: She is well known in the black community.

BLIND ITEM #2 - BLACK ACTOR WAS KEPT MAN TO RICH SUGAR DADDY: I always thought this black actor was homophobic because one of our gay sources says he reacted to him with contempt at an industry function when he found out he was gay. This particular gay source moonlights as a male stripper/go go boy. He is the same go go dancer who was booked for a hip-hop gathering a few years ago, as we reported before, when he arrived at the destination with a female stripper, a rap mogul answered the door, ushered him in and slammed the door in the female stripper's face. The male stripper was groped and propositioned the entire evening. The party included some of the most famous men in hip hop. Getting back to our black actor: Despite being homophobic in public, this same actor was allegedly a 'kept man,' back in the day. His benefactor was a black (high powered) male executive who was employed at a Fortune 500 company. This sugar daddy financed his career by paying for his acting classes, wardrobe, etc. When the sugar daddy informed him he had HIV. The actor disappeared on him and married a woman a month later. They are still married with children. I would have never guessed that this good looking masculine actor has a gay past because during the course of his career, he has avoided rumors and scandal. Also, we have been informed that several photos exist of him sitting on the lap of his sugar daddy, acting lovey dovey. He better hope these pictures are never made public because his marriage and career will be destroyed.

New York Post's Page Six Blind Item

November 19, 2007 -- WHICH leading man has aged a bit since his last major starring role - and so, in an effort to freshen up, got a dye job and an eye lift? Studio execs on the sure-to-be-blockbuster movie he's in are relieved. Gossip Wrap-Up Guess: Will Smith - I Am Legend, Harrison Ford - Indian Jones 4

Britney's Kids Safe for Now

>> Friday, November 16, 2007

Finally some good news on the Britney Spears front. Following today's court hearing, the judge banned Britney from driving while her kids are in the car. Britney had been filmed running a red light, driving on the wrong side of the road and running over photographers feet in recent weeks, with both kids strapped in the back. That poor court monitor, can you imagine having to sit next to a looped-out Britney, while she text messages and drives around Los Angeles? Got to give Britney credit though, she's smarter than we think. Driving a car is a great way of spending time with your kids, without actually spending time with your kids.

Ted Casablanca's The Awful Truth Blind Item

>> Thursday, November 15, 2007

November 15. Time for an update on the world’s not exactly best-kept secret, the actual identity of Toothy Tile, the (now infamous) closeted homo actor who used to want us to know he liked diddling boys in parking lots and everywhere else imaginable. Our inbox is a curious, overflowing influx of both salivating and outraged disenchantment. Why are we delaying things, they scream in cantankerous unison, as if Toothy’s consulting us personally, like we’re the Columbia School of Homo-Outing Journalism or something. We’ll leave that to other institutions of righteous indignation. We here at Awful still say it’s ultimately up to the celeb—not us—to say she or he leans closer to Rosie or T.R. (Isaiah, we are not.) Oh! Oh! Oh! Our fave reader stab—which are all over the friggin’ map these days—at T.T.’s real name? Joel McHale! Come to think of it, J.M. does linger in wardrobe when I’m trying on the latest Ben Sherman...though, it ain’t him. But listen, Tooth, if you’re reading, and we know you are, just wanna give ya a little fairly heated heads-up: Heaps (albeit small heaps, we’ll admit) o’ your pals are contacting us. They’re complaining not only about this damn about-face on your self-proclaimed mission to take a strong stand at letting the world know how down you are to be queer, but they’re more personally peeved, too. Remember all those canceled dinners and parties and such, the ones where your “people” (who would sell their first adopted Chinese kid for a made-up, ass-kissing item in People) said, "Better not be seen with these fagola guys"? Well, the guys are getting more than put out over your arguably ill-advised, sudden distancing. In fact, it’s prolly safe to say your old gang’s more worked up than a dog-lovin’ bitch after Ellen DeGeneres’ ass, and that’s no joke. Watch it. And it ain't: Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson, Shia Lebeouf, Steven Weber. Gossip Wrap-Up Guess: I'm over the whole 'Toothy'/Jake G bit. Ted's rapidly losing his audience on this one, and for the love of God, what language does Ted write in?

Maya Panache Report Blind Item

>> Wednesday, November 14, 2007

11/13/2007 8:43 PM MYRA wrote: This former NBA player is still on the hunt to satisfy his downlow urges. Although he has been married and been spotted flirting with Playmates at the mansion, his downlow compulsions have become to strong to ignore. Rewind: We reported last year that he made a sexual advance towards one of the most handsome black actors on the planet and was rebuffed. Now, we're hearing, he's was after another black actor (TV), who is similar in statue (tall) and complexion as the first black actor. Again, he was rejected. His ego was severely bruised but he has found comfort in the internet. He loves to patronize black gay homo sites and male escort sites. A few years ago, a white singer was accused of having offline encounters with men from a gay site. You can now add our former sports star in the same category. It's rumored that he is now paying male escorts (incall) on a regular basis. Gossip Wrap-Up Guess: I like Rick Fox (fellow Canadian, former Laker and ex of Ugly Betty's (and Proactiv) Vanessa Williams)

11/13/2007 8:44 PM MYRA wrote: Despite fame and success, a lot of celebrities are lonely. A black female superstar once told me-after she performed each evening in front of screaming fans, the only thing awaiting her after the show was a empty hotel room. Marilyn Monroe was so lonely, she was known to call local DJ's just to have someone to talk to in the evenings. Over the last several years, females in sports have exploded and a few have reached superstar status. This particular black female athlete was recently overheard at a a chi-chi Hollywood restaurant on her cell phone, begging a man to let her come over for the evening. It got so bad, she began pleading with him. A few minutes later, she started screaming at him, then she reverted to begging him again. Then she slammed the phone shut and flung it across the room and stormed out of the restaurant. Diners were left to wonder, why would a woman with her fame, money and talent have to beg anyone for attention? Who is she? Hint-it's not Venus Williams. Gossip Wrap-Up Guess: Serena Williams -how many other easily recognized black female athletes are there.

Maya Panache Report Blind Item

>> Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Bi-Sexual Addict

Myra wrote: This Hollywood female is more known for her drug abuse (cocaine and heroin) than her career. Behind closed doors, execs consider her a bad joke. What few people know, although she's been linked with men, when she was super strung out, she was discreetly sleeping with a white actress who once appeared on a very popular TV series. These two were secret lovers for at least a year but the actress moved on to a richer sugar mama. Her favorite form of recreation was snorting heroin enroute to a Lakers game. The fast paced action on the floor while being high on heroin was the ultimate high. It was even rumored that due to sinus issues from snorting heroin, she shot up a few times before her most recent rehab visit. Although she puts on a drug-free front, away from the cameras, she continues to use while she stumbles her way through life. Who is she?

Gossip Wrap-Up Guess: Addict -Paula Abdul , White Actress - Tammy Lynne Michaels

'Valkyrie'

>> Monday, November 12, 2007

Isn't this movie about a German War Hero? So why does Tom have an American accent?

Lainey Gossip -Blind Item

Nude Windows & Mute Stones

She’s kept a low profile, with few new projects in recent years preferring to focus on marriage and on her head. Clearly not enough focus on the head. Because while she’s cleaned up the slovenly habits of riddles past, she’s still as loopy as ever. And still a colossal bitch. Who likes to parade around stark naked in front of her window with the blinds wide open. In a rented house on a well populated street shooting an upcoming movie on location, she can apparently be seen regularly walking around in front of the windows at the front of the house breasts flouncing around freely, oblivious to whoever might be outside. It’s too bad she’s not as chill about her attitude than she is about her body. Yet another star who stalks the set like a tyrant, yet another star who won’t deign to speak to the regular folk. Seems she considers conversation with her a privilege but the honour is granted sparingly and only through “Mute Stones”. Seriously. She carries around what people on set have taken to calling Mute Stones and when she isn’t in the mood to converse with someone, she will silently hand over the Mute Stone – those in possession of a Mute Stone are not permitted to speak to her until she takes it back. Perhaps it’s a trick she can pass on to The Unfunny Douche who fired a dude recently for simply looking at him. It’s hard to believe, I get it. You can’t believe people are capable of acting so appallingly. But there are two crews over a hundred strong that can vouch for it, word for word. Gossip Wrap-Up Guess: This is a tough one. Britney Murphy fits -sorta, but she only has one recent movie completed. Could also see Julia Roberts -as she has a history of difficult on-set behaviour -but can't see her staying in a house so close to the street. Still researching this one... Update: Ashley Judd is currently filming 'Helen' in Vancouver (Lainey's home town), she also took time off to get her head clear (spent time in an institution with sister).