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It's not a good sign when your wife brings her own pillow to your movie premiere. Britney out and about last night. This WASN'T a Halloween costume. Rumer says it's okay that we make fun of her because she's has chosen to put herself in the public eye. I don't think chin head realized that we were all holding back because we weren't sure if she was a public figure or not. Now that she's clarified this it's going to get ugly. Not as ugly as her... but pretty ugly none the less.

Which Hollywood babe was ignored in favour of bigger names at a showbiz do? The leggy blonde effed and blinded until organisers finally got her a car home... Gossip Wrap-Up Guess: This is a British paper, Kimberly Stewart -who's filming a show across the pond.

This English New Wave popstar has been performing and touring for decades as a hetero male to support his double life as a cross-dresser. He lives part-time in Berlin where he conducts his life as a woman. Not as a flashy drag queen or tart- he dresses like an upper crust society lady in a blonde wig with proper stockings and sensible shoes that match his purse. This immaculately groomed and refined lady has a feminine name and nobody ever mentions the singer's name. She has a masculine male assistant and hopes to have enough money saved someday to retire from the music biz and live fulltime as a woman.

Which blond sitcom star and new mom should watch her man more closely? When apart, he likes to hit on girls that look a lot like her. Gossip Wrap-Up Guess: Jamie Pressly from My Name is Earl.

Note to Renee: If you're going to continue with those 'skin treatments', please pile on foundation. No one needs to see that. No one.

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Myra wrote: This black male celebrity is not good looking by society or Hollywood standards. In college, he married the first girl who had accepted a date with him a year earlier-but this didn't stop him for desiring pretty women from afar. He had a plan, he would study drama and become an successful actor. That way, he could creep on the side with as many pretty women as his heart desired.His plan worked. He became successful and he has a fair amount of money. After his first six figure payday, he let it be known, he was in the market for a wifey (bottom chick) and a jump-off (sporadic chick), not to mention the wife at home. His first time in the company of a pretty escort, he lost his cool, because his fantasy had now become a reality. He tore her clothes off and he was so excited, the rough sex didn't last long. The escort told us, "It's like he thought I was going to reject him so he was in a hurry in case I changed my mind about being with him." This episode may have led to his taste for rough sex, over the last few years, we have heard from a variety of women, that he likes it rough and painful and sex with him is similar to rape. Apparently, his staying power has improved because we were recently informed, after he had a physical encounter with a extra on the set, she told friends, 'he got aroused again right after we had sex and he started self pleasuring himself right in front of me.' On the surface, he appears like a dedicated family man but away from his family, he's a sexual predator who's always on the make. Gossip Wrap-Up Guess: Anthony Anderson, currently on Kville.

Which magazine columnist with superior airs fakes a friendship with a leading dame of American TV - just so he can get tips from her dinner parties and mock her mercilessly afterward?

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Jessica's been taking fashion advise from Britney.

Keven Costner's publicist must have called and mentioned all the blind items he's been the subject of lately. Even when he looks like ass, George still looks good! Ditto for Becks.

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All that work and THIS is the result? Kinda makes you wonder what the hell she looked like before.

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Which major league athlete has been trying to sleep with all his former fiancee's celebrity friends since he broke up with the B-lister? But even Paris Hilton turned him down! Gossip Wrap-Up Guess: Elisha Cuthberts Ex -NY Ranger Sean Avery

I actually think Kim Kardashian is beautiful, but must she look like a whore in EVERY photo?

Katie & the kid out on a photo op with Masta' Tom. Notice how happy and animated she is? I wonder what the repercussions are for a bad group photo?

Do you think the doctor who 'enhanced' Britney's lips realized that he made her look EXACTLY like former WWF wrestler Chynna? Look what the cat dragged in....literally.

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10/21/07 - She was once one of the highest paid in her field but she had a taste for meth and she also had a taste for other women's men. This black female celebrity is scandalous and notorious to say the least. She once dated a white guy in the industry, imagine his shock when he realized that she allegedly infected him with herpes. When he confronted her, her alleged reaction was, 'What's the big deal, almost everyone in Hollywood has it, you would have gotten it sooner or later?' He had to restrain himself from hitting her.When she allegedly infected a black guy (out of the industry) he arrived at her home with a knife, the police had to be called and he reported her to the health department. The outcome is unknown.This walking train wreck of a woman got involved with a famous black actor who was already involved with a famous black actress.Our scandalous woman became annoyed, because, after sex, he would always speak in glowing terms about his actress girlfriend.He finally halted the outside relationship when he began to hear rumors about her transmitting herpes and her drug use. He knew, eventually, he would allegedly get herpes from her, since condoms don't stop herpes transmission and his girlfriend would know he was cheating. A few years later, he and his girlfriend would breakup, for different reasons.This notorious woman has hit rock bottom, she went from 'A' list in her field to being a drugged out jumpoff. She went from rolling in a Mercedes to driving a junkyard car that backfires.Despite her failures, she has a significant other (blinded by love) but she's still up to her old tricks.Hints: Our scandalous woman was well known in her prime, she has never been a video girl, she's not a actress, rapper, singer, or writer. The cheating actor is currently on a television series and the black actress girlfriend he cheated on is very famous as well. Gossip Wrap-Up Guess: Scandalous Woman-former top model Beverley Peele, Actor- Omar Epps, Actress Girlfriend Sanaa Lathan

Which Hollywood star pleaded with a stunning model to accompany him as he flew around Europe promoting his latest movie? She proved she was no golddigger by turning him down to stay with her scrummy fella. Gossip Wrap-Up Guess: Jamie Foxx

Which famous newlywed was — and then wasn't — pregnant by her shotgun wedding date? Gossip Wrap-Up Guess: Pam Anderson

This Oscar winner is considered one of the top actors in the business. He's supposed to be happily married with kids, but he turned up at the Chateau Marmont hotel Thursday night and partied till all hours in the lobby. After numerous cocktails, he asked another famous friend to get him "fixed up" with a girl. The friend walked up to a pretty blonde and brunette standing together and asked the blonde if she'd like to meet his well known buddy. The smart blonde sized up the situation and said "No thanks- I don't sleep with married men!" The gorgeous brunette immediately piped up "I do!" and off she went.... Gossip Wrap-Up Guess: Denzel Washington or Russel Crowe

WHICH kinky fashion writer shocked guests recently when she asked her billionaire husband's pre-teen daughter - in front of company - to rehash the time the girl walked in on the couple in a compromising bedroom position? WHICH dimpled Hollywood mommy is betraying her "all-natural" image? Friends say the down- home actress is becoming addicted to lip collagen injections. Gossip Wrap-Up Guess: Jennifer Garner WHICH movie studio is desperately trying to hide its latest star's homosexuality? They have made him pair up with his leading lady, whom he couldn't care less about. Gossip Wrap-Up Guess: Studio-Disney, the pair-Zac Efron and Vaness Hudgens

What new relationship between two famous youngsters in different entertainment fields should be judged a "faux-mance" rather than a romance, according to sources who claim the male half prefers the company of gentlemen? Gossip Wrap-Up Guess: John Mayer and Minka Kelly

Hell's frozen over...then again this is X17online, they probably retouch the photos. Either way, if you ignore the bad dye job, Britney looks good!

Based on "actual events" from Heather Hunter's book, "Insatiable."* I met him in a club, he is now a famous black director. He said, "You sure are beautiful, I'm a film director, my first movie hits the theaters in two months." "Would you like to accompany me on a date sometime?" I replied, sure, of course, although I was taken off guard." As I left the club with my freaky friend, thoughts of making him my boyfriend entered my mind. He was just what I was looking for. Normal, smart, average-just the kind of guy I needed in my life. Or so I thought. He called and came by to visit me at my beach house. We went on dates, to dinner and the movies. I was at ease and relaxed with him. He promised not to break my heart. The first time we made love was hot and explosive. The next day, we took a long walk on the beach. We had become a couple. Whether it was making love on a rainy night under a full moon in Miami or getting down on the hood of a car in L.A., we had a romantic and sexual chemistry that just wouldn't quit. He made me feel special and safe when we were together and my feelings were growing for him. When he unexpectedly asked me if I would attend his movie premiere party with him, I knew he felt the same way about me. As the car pulled up in front of the theater, I grabbed his hand. As we exited the car we were blinded by hundreds of flashing bulbs. He smiled proudly with me on his arm as we strolled down the red carpet like Hollywood royalty. After the viewing, we headed over to the Palladium for the after party. The celebration was amazing and the entire cast partied alongside Hollywood's most elite. His movie was a success and I was so proud to be on his arm. People began pulling him in every direction, causing me to lose him in the crowd. I could tell he was enjoying every second of his newfound fame but was hurt that I had quickly become a shadow of him. I aimlessly navigated through the party alone, I realized that, I was losing him to fame in just one night. Two hours into the party and I was stunned at how my boyfriend was changing right before my very eyes. To make matters worse. I had to ignore the looks on the faces of so many who whispered about him arriving with a porn queen on his arm. It seemed as if my presence had made him the ultimate stud for the night, as every woman in the room wanted to get to know him better. When I was finally able to grab his attention for a moment, I pulled him aside. "I'm getting tired babe. I'm ready to leave," I said, hoping he would try and stop me. Instead, he said, 'Oh, OK. I didn't even know you were still here. Why don't you let the limo take you back and I'll call you when I can?" he suggested, not even looking at me. Hurt and insulted, I glared at him. He was flanked by groupies as if he hadn't come with a date. Without a word, I stormed off and left the party, taking the limo back to my beach house alone. Gossip Wrap Up Guess: Antoine Fuqua, premiere The Replacement Killers

Sha-Sha Shimmy is one of the most beautiful babes in Hollywood. She’s also simply a doll. Hey, she’s not only a primo g-f to all her girlfriends (a rarity in this man-stealing, amiga-backstabbing enclave), but she, like, eats! Who knew? And guess what? SSS looks divine, full of luscious curves that buttloads of hungry guys 'n’ gals live to drool (and more) over. Sha-Sha can even act, too, come to think of it, but that’s, uh, not really her forte. However, Ms. Shimmy is damn serious about getting her less paparazzied career more on the roll, which is why she decided to slim down a bit for a part (heaven knows women over 62.5 pounds don’t get hired for nada in this two-by-four town). So, triple S did what a lotta ladies tryin’ to lose the pounds do: No, not barf or drug, thank heavens, but she took some laxatives, which didn’t seem to work. So, she took some more. Went to sleep, forgot about it. Next ayem, Sha-Sha remembered she needed to run some errands at the local shopping mall, which she sped off to in her smart wheels. And there she was, near Beverly Hills, comparing pillows and baskets, when—suddenly—S.S. realized she better get to a can—and fast! But, SSS hates pooping in public loos, so she sped out of the parking lot and, being impatient as she was, hit the car in front of her. A very unhappy, very large woman got out and screamed at the top of her triple-chin curdling shrill for Sha-Sha to get out of her car—now. Sha-Sha declined, which enraged the bashed driver even more. Finally, Shimmy was so vocally attacked by this brittle broad that she reluctantly got outta her spiffy job and—of course—let loose all over her skintight (SSS wears nothing else) jumpsuit, all the loosened stools those laxatives were so late in jimmying leaking everywhere inside, and through, her chic outfit. Oh, and—you guessed it—the jumpsuit was the most beautiful shade of...snow white. At least, it used to be. And it ain't: Queen Latifah, Jennifer Coolidge or Tyra Banks.

Britney Spears was stripped of her visitation rights today "pending [her] compliance with the court orders." It seems Ms. Spears did not provide the drug testing people with proper contact information, causing her to miss the twice-weekly ordered tests. According to In Touch Weekly Britney claims that due to poor cell phone reception at her home in Malibu, she did not receive any of the calls from the court-appointed drug-testers. Hmmm. I think that only works if you don't have voice mail. Besides, Britney's never home, we've seen her ass outside of every Starbucks in Beverly Hills and the 'Bu. So at some point those "bars" would have kicked in.

Which larger-than-life TV personality, who is all confidence on camera, is known to sob that nobody likes her as she downs her breakfast of Snickers bars? Gossip Wrap-Up Blind Item Guess: Rosie O'Donnell

Secrets from the BFF Old gossip now leaking, courtesy of her BFF – in whose chair she sat after her split, receiving therapy and getting pretty at the same time. That’s what friends are for. Only lately her BFF is getting tired of her attitude problem – friendship is apparently on her terms and the BFF is treated alternately as servant and confidante. So since the BFF can be as catty as they come, secrets are starting seep, shedding light on several mysteries, including weight, children, and heartbreak, all pointing to one cause. Male hormones??? According to the BFF, she took male hormones as a way to stay thin. As a result, she miscarried at least once, which is what resulted in the big break – she lost love because she was obsessed with being skinny…so says the BFF. The BFF also confirms that she has since stopped, which is why her body is back to lovely.Still…her reputation, or her looks for that matter, won’t be lovely for long if BFF keeps yapping. In many ways, in one very critical way, she needs her buddy more than her buddy needs her. Gossip Wrap-Up Blind Item Guess: Jennifer Aniston, BFF Courtney Cox. UPDATE: BFF Chris McMillan

Which legendary, aging Hollywood producer has his office fitted with leading-man lighting to bolster his fading mystique? "It looks like he has a key and a fill light," laughs one recent visitor. Gossip Wrap-Up Guess: Robert Evans

Which teenage brother of hard-partying siblings is following in the family tradition? Visibly drunk at an L.A. nightclub on Saturday, he alarmed pals by vomiting later at a party in the Hollywood Hills, where he had been taken by his sister. And he was just off the plane from boarding school! Gossip Wrap-Up Guess: Barron or Conrad Hilton

Let's see... Britney can't make it through the day without spilling something on herself. But she can make it halfway through a book leaving it in pristine condition? That bitch ain't reading jack. Jessica Simpson looks beautiful, I guess over sized sunglasses and a ton of Vuitton can hide a lot.

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Which hotel in a European fashion capital — the one where all the top editors stay — has a prejudiced manager who is worried that his establishment is getting "too Jewish and too gay"? One flamboyant guest was told to tone down his gym attire; gay-friendly films have been taken off the in-house movie system, and an insider says the manager is privately anti-Semitic.

WHICH reality star turned rocker recently had major work done after a minor weight loss? Following in the footsteps of her plastic surgery-addict mother, the young starlet got her tummy tightened and her breasts lifted . . . Gossip Wrap-Up Guess: Kelly Osborne WHICH pint-sized cable hit actor has major depression issues? "He has to speak to his mommy every morning because nobody on his show likes him," said our tipster.

Corny Beefy is actually such a swell guy, we kinda hate to write up this little Blind baby—but hell, we got mouths to feed, right? I mean, that mutt Margo is getting to be a demanding little gourmet bitch! Quite unlike aw-shucks C.B., although, we must admit, Corny-doll certainly looks like he's been hittin' a lotta food bowls lately, gourmet or otherwise. Was that snitty of us to say? Well, it's kind of an important deet, actually, as Mr. B used to be such the doable little hon. 'Course, he still is (more so when he's filming), in between fat phases. Aren't we all allowed one? Tattletale truth be told, I think Mr. Beefy's reoccurring poundage is due to an emotional sitch, as is often the case with altering bod phases. See, C.B. was married a few years ago, got the missus preggers, but—how can we put this?—something's been missing in Beefy's life ever since he chose the white-picket-fence route. Could that something be an object shaped more like a salami, less a Hot Pocket? Boy-on-boy bingo! “He now regrets not coming out, as he sees more and more people doing it,” fessed a close amiga to Corny-babe. “His wife doesn't know. Hardly anyone knows.” (But some sure do!) Yes, as is so often the case when we embark on the Blind Vice alleyway, we are discussing yet another closeted fake-hetero homo movie star. How utterly surprising. Too sad, really, as not only is Corny sweet as his (in-shape) tits, he's also a most politically aware, very astute guy. So, why give in to this ersatz way of life? “He thought he could wish it away,” adds the loose-lipped bosom buddy. Hmmm. Is that what he was hoping for when he was a hooker, before he became famous? Or was it just a successful career he wanted back then? We wonder. Can't have everything, Corny! Gossip Wrap-Up Guess: Matt Leblanc?

What actor, Mr. X, is having an affair? The file on him is that he’s screwing his (female) tennis instructor. Yup. His actress wife is going to become a Lion when she finds out! Gossip Wrap-Up Guess: David Duchovny and Tea Leoni

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Which light-footed contestant on a celebrity TV challenge was so nervous before going on that he actually tossed his cookies backstage, in front of the other celebs? Gossip Wrap-Up Guess: Floyd Mayweather

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Britney finally had a "sit down" with her mom this weekend. The formerly estranged pair met up with Britney's sister Jamie Lynn for a reunion or an intervention, depending upon the source. Whatever the reason, it didn't take. Britney was back to her fame whoring later that day, this time dragging Jamie Lynn for company.

Which man-loving Fox personality might want to keep his cats off the bed during intimate moments? Because you know how the gays gossip about things like that.

WHICH philandering billionaire deserves some sympathy? His wife starting cheating on him - with a man 10 years her junior - before he started cheating on her. "They often met at the Four Seasons hotel," said our spy. "She lavished him with gifts, money and love notes" . . . Gossip Wrap-Up Guess: Rupert Murdoch WHICH recently separated star had his sidekick secure two young ladies to join him for a wild night back at his new bachelor pad?

Poor thing. Plastic surgery is not always the answer.

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All the camera angles, cut-aways and editing tricks can't save this music video. It's sad that you can't hide vacant dead eyes on film.

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Don't Shoot the Messenger Which weight-loss poster girl has her people replace the labels on her clothes for photo shoots — from 8's and 10's to 4's and 2's? Gossip Wrap-Up Guess: Mariah Carey

This one’s about everything you’ve come to expect in Hollywood: bad outfits, dubious hairdos and even worse manners. Tanya Tush-Tease and Bubba Hubba are such the H-town spoiled stars. Sure, they like their swag out the wazoo (who doesn’t, besides moi?), but we can’t exactly crucify the very beautifully bottomed couple for that Debra Messing-esque behavior alone now, can we? Well, we could, but it’s better than that. Read on: T3 and B.H. and their fancy-bummed set o’ pals, like a lotta petunia-obsessed jokers out here, live to send extravagant flower arrangements (mostly to each other). This fierce flora set is sorta the same as those deranged women—and men, too—who think just because a guy’s majorly endowed he’s gonna be big-time fun in bed. So wrong! Nevertheless, TTT and B-boy keep sending bigger and bigger arrangements, courtesy the loyal florist who has been tirelessly servicing the often ridiculously outfitted couple for years. But what’s interesting—and pretty mother-effin’ sick, if you ask this sicko mother-effer—is that the more millions this Tinseltown couple makes, the less often they pay their damn fleur bill. In fact, it’s gotten so bad lately the polite flower arranger had to ask for payment, only to be told, “Well, couldn’t we pay you less money for recommendations?” Stupidly, the woebegone wisteria arranger agreed. Guess who’s getting paid even less often than before? Uh-huh, Tanya and Bubba’s poor put-upon florist, who’s now so ingrained with this couple’s decadent set she’s loathe to bolt for fear of losing the rest of her posh clientele. What’s the matter here, you two (often) bad-acting, money-grubbing dilettantes? Is stealing from other people’s livelihoods as exciting to you as swinging with those same-sex partners you two hotties are so burnin’ for? Don’t think for a second we don’t know to whom a ton o’ those phallus-shaped buds are being delivered. AND IT AIN’T: Tom Hanks/Rita Wilson; Jerry O'Connell/Rebecca Romijn; Keith Urban/Nicole Kidman Gossip Wrap-Up Guess: Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith

Which former celebrity chef had a little drug freakout while on vacation this summer? He became convinced the adult film he was watching in his hotel was a live feed from another room, and stormed into the lobby demanding to be shown to the orgy.

WHICH heir to a multinational fortune was checked into rehab for drugs and alcohol after his wife caught him cheating by reading his e-mails? His servants are smiling because he is cruel and mean to them.