The Gossip Wrap-Up!

This is Paris Hilton showing us her sexy at some event she was paid to be at. We've all been a little too hard on Paris Hilton. Think about it. How has someone with so little come so far? No Beauty, No Brains, No Tits, No Ass AND HERPES, and this skank just bought herself a $200,000 car.

Clearly I'm an underachiever.