The Gossip Wrap-Up!

I still say Robert Pattinson looks like a young Gerard Butler with his new haircut. Maybe if he put on about 15 pounds of muscle, I might switch from Team Jacob to Team Scrawny Dead Guy. Maybe.

By the way, after surfing through Google's image bank of Gerard Butler, I've decided to forgive him for his Paris Hilton transgression. I've decided to believe the story was totally made up. Gerard is this close to replacing Vin Diesel on my hit list. This close.

One day I hope to crush on an actor who makes films that are watchable. It's good to have a dream.