The Gossip Wrap-Up!

So this is the first photo of Madonna and her own personal Jesus (he's way in the back where she likes to keep all her men). Let's ignore the fact that Madonna is wearing one of Nicole Richie's headbands -middle age makes you do stupid things sometimes. Let's just talk about Jesus.

My gaydar is going off like crazy!!! Madonna is just milking this for press. Jesus is probably hitting the bald guy with the lipstick.