The Gossip Wrap-Up!

This monstrosity is Paris Hilton's new car. A $200,000 custom pink Bentley. I'm not even going to show a picture of Paris, as this car is enough visual punishment for one day. Doesn't it make you sick, that in this economy, this twat has enough disposable income to purchase a custom pink Bentley? Maybe my stepmother is right. The End of Times is coming.