The Gossip Wrap-Up!

Wicked whisper

Which frisky royal ditched his own party to have sex on a nearby yacht? The playboy snuck off with a bombshell, leaving his security staff looking all over for him.
Gossip Wrap-Up! Guess: Conventional wisdom would suggest one of Diana's boys, but I'm going with newly engaged Prince Albert of Monaco. He already has 3 illegitimate kids, maybe he's going for a fourth before he produces an actual heir?