The Gossip Wrap-Up!

I'm going through some serious gossip withdrawal. What is it about religious holidays that gives celebrities the idea that they deserve time off? How am I supposed to cope with this lack of new information? I may resort to reading People.com if something doesn't happen soon.


I was surfing the Net desperately looking for something, anything when this vision of loveliness was downloaded before me.


Several things popped through my mind when I saw this photo -after I got through the whole "Shock and Awe" phase, that is.

1. The one-piece swimsuit is severely underrated. Sometimes, no matter how thin you are, you really need to cover up.

2. The Big T-Shirt over the swimsuit is underrated too. For reasons, see #1.

3. Pray tell Donatella, what is the point of the Zinc Oxide on the lips? Why have you chosen to protect that skin, and abandoned everything else?

4. What's the point of getting breast implants if you're going to let the rest of your body whither away like that? Everything else is saggy and whithered. Why not have breasts that match?